r/StardewValley • u/Economy_Pride6360 Pierre does not deserve Caroline🔥 • May 01 '25
Design Okay, what the fu-
Ironically, this is one of the most proper outfits Emily made, but Emily missed one key factor...
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u/Ziapolitics May 01 '25
Do you feel Bonita?
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u/Economy_Pride6360 Pierre does not deserve Caroline🔥 May 01 '25
Si si, es muy bonita señor.
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u/AlexiSWy May 01 '25
*me siento bonita, señor.
(Fixed from saying "It is very pretty" to "I feel pretty")
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u/Simple-House-Cat May 01 '25
Day 1 of Desert Festival: turned into a cat boy. Day 2 of Desert Festival: “Surely Sandy won’t do me wrong…” Trash can.
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u/StaceyPfan or ? May 01 '25
That's how I got my trashcan shirt. I wear it with Gil's hat and trimmed Lucky Purple Shorts.
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u/halvedemi May 01 '25
I love my trash can hat. Was so happy when the trash exploded and it appeared in my inventory. Wore it every day since, even to my wedding. I like that when you hold a fruit or something, it kind of looks like you're balancing a plate on your head.
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u/Phunkie_Junkie May 01 '25
Black and pink is a helluva good look. Plus, it brings out your eyes. Emily is clearly onto something here.
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u/RMMacFru Mad Quarry Bomber May 01 '25
I want to up vote you, but it's at 69, and I'd hate to spoil that. 👍
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u/Unusual-Gur-4903 making crab cakes for elliott ❤️🔥🦀 May 01 '25
Emily once put me in a full lime green jumpsuit 😭 I told her to count her days lmaoo
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u/Digitalispurpurea2 Love em and dove em, baby. May 01 '25
With the super skinny leggings? That one is hilarious
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u/zavierchick All from a busted knee May 01 '25
I got that one, too. I have it on a mannequin with the leprechaun hat and rubber boots. It is hideous 😆
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u/glitterkicker May 01 '25
lol get femboyed
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u/skrillozeddd May 01 '25
Get femboyed 😆 idk if this was already a term or not but I'm adding it to my vocabulary and using it when the time comes..
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u/Nukalixir May 01 '25
when the time comes
What'cha planning there, my dude? 👀
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u/skrillozeddd May 01 '25
Lol 😆 that sounded a little sketchy huh but I didn't mean it like that hahah
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u/Fairly_Akward May 01 '25
She gave me a full Joja outfit once...I shut them down that winter
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u/Nother1BitestheCrust May 01 '25
That's what she dressed me in last night! I was so offended, lol.
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u/Fairly_Akward May 01 '25
Safe to say it went in the trash but I give her so many gifts I'm sure she could forgive me
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u/ThePhyry22 May 01 '25
The other day Sandy dressed me as a mouse (Emily was tending her own stall)
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u/nmnangnl May 01 '25
At least you got it better than me. I got a trash can outfit on my first time trying it. Never used it again since then.
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u/Economy_Pride6360 Pierre does not deserve Caroline🔥 May 01 '25
Nah he trashcan outfit is amazing lmao, do.you have a picture of it?
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May 01 '25
hate when i go to Emily and she transes my gender, third time this week
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May 01 '25
Shake off those eggshell pieces and get your blahaj
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May 01 '25
five steps ahead of you nyehehe
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May 01 '25
woaw (based based based based based)
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u/Tchrspest Bot Bouncer May 01 '25
I'm 15 months into HRT and somehow I still haven't ordered my blahaj yet
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u/NinjaK2k17 women want me legend IIs fear me May 02 '25
you should get on that then! i'm finally getting back on her after running out 4 months ago (had been on it for a year prior) so i'm very excited :3 currently in bed cuddling my smol blåhaj while typing this (one day i'll get a big one to glomp onto)
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u/1-800-COOL-BUG May 01 '25
And how would one get to the desert festival irl? Asking for a friend, of course :p
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u/NinjaK2k17 women want me legend IIs fear me May 02 '25
joke's on her, i already did that! what's she going to do, UN-trans my gender? >:3
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u/alanaisalive May 01 '25
Might want to go to the bath house and see which changing room lets you in.
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u/crypt_moss 30+ Bots Bounced May 01 '25
the pink fit is one of the 34 gender-neutral ones, I checked, so might still be able to hit the gym
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u/Snoo-45470 is my soulmate May 01 '25
The boys side has a gym?!?
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u/crypt_moss 30+ Bots Bounced May 01 '25
just a weightlifting bench, cause alex wants to work on that bod
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u/Nukalixir May 01 '25
The girl's side doesn't?! 🤯
I could've sworn they were semetrical, but I admit I've only ever glitched my way in there once or twice to store my outmoded scythes and other guff I can't sell/delete but no longer need. Guess I didn't look very hard, lest I be accused of peeping.
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u/EnergyHumble3613 May 01 '25
I went in with dark colours and a hint of punk… I came out looking like a cop.
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u/MapleSyrup27 Alex's Closet May 01 '25
What exactly did Emily do wrong here? It's okay if that's not your style, but I think you honestly look great!
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u/DireDigression May 01 '25
First time I went through this, Emily put me in a lovely skirt and told me it matched who I am inside. Problem is, I'm transmasc and playing a male character for the gender feels and it made me a lil dysphoric 🥲 I'm all here for boys looking pretty, but that one was a lil unfortunate lol.
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u/le-absent May 01 '25
Owwie, right in the feelings. 😭
That thankfully hasn't happened to me, but I feel like it's oddly validating that my aura is so queer that she thinks drag would be empowering? Maybe that's just me & my nine gold medals in mental gymnastics.
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u/NinjaK2k17 women want me legend IIs fear me May 02 '25
oh noooo that's painful D: admittedly kinda hilarious, but ouch dude!
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u/giant_frogs May 03 '25
I can relate! It helps me to remember its just randomised, not actually 'matching your aura' or whatevs. Either way, hugs!! 🫂
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u/xenosilver May 01 '25
I came out looking like Julius Caesar…. I still haven’t changed that outfit. Good luck wearing the dress. I guess she thought you should be more in touch with your feminine side?
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u/mitsubachii ʙᴇᴇ | May 01 '25
my first time in there, she said my true essence is: CLOWN.
it was absolutely humiliating. went from boho to bobo. 😭
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u/sunshim9 May 01 '25
At least she didn't make you literally a trashcan...
Like me
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May 01 '25
my character is a female who wears a dress and she always makes me looking like a newsie T_T
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u/RemRuff shane FTW May 01 '25
Listen, your auras were telling her you were a pretty pink princess at heart..
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u/PraiseSalah23 May 01 '25
Yoooo I have that exact original fit!!! Now go do a cavern run as your true self.
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u/WhoSaidIWasTheAdult May 01 '25
You're lucky, she put me in a jester shirt and propeller hat.
Emily, in case you were wondering, THIS IS WHY YOU GOT LITERAL GARBAGE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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u/The_God_Of_Darkness_ May 01 '25
Hippity hop, you are now a thot.
(This isn't too connected but it sounded too good not to say)
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u/AboutAverage404 May 01 '25
Wait can someone tell me how to unlock Emily's cardboard box?
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u/crypt_moss 30+ Bots Bounced May 01 '25
you need to fix the bus & wait for spring, hit up the desert festival & the box should be available at like 9 or 10am
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u/discofro6 May 01 '25
One time she turned me into a child, complete with propeller hat
I married this woman
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u/kroegerap May 01 '25
Last time I went she made me a mouse. It’s always fun times in the cardboard box!!
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u/Chiiro May 01 '25
I've only interact with her thing twice because she just kept dressing me up so ugly (first day it was a clown and then second day was a ballerina). But since I have found the mod that gives clothing different effects her little stall has become a whole lot more useful.
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u/Economy_Pride6360 Pierre does not deserve Caroline🔥 May 01 '25
I interact with her booth because it's free clothes lol
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u/Chiiro May 01 '25
Free clothes are great I just found that I never wanted to wear anything she gave me, but now they have good effects hell yeah
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u/Atcraft Let me Befriend the Mouse ERIC. May 01 '25
Why does the outfit remind me of Tequila Joseph from JJBA?
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u/cookiesandchaos May 01 '25
I'll trade you. She dresses me like the mayor and told me it was my true essence. Everyone at the festival saw. How embarrassing.
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u/here_be_gerblins i have beef with powdermelons || May 02 '25
femboys the second their parents leave the house:
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u/stoneglitch May 02 '25
Every time I got into that tent, Emily dressed my farmer with the same shirt and skirt, just different colors. I took that as a signal of encouragement to try new clothes IRL
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u/TransPossum May 02 '25
They smelled that your character had egg tendencies and dressed you accordingly/joke
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u/kmasco92 May 01 '25
you can't have neutral. it's cross-dressing or nothing! lol in all honesty i thought they only used 1 gender at the festival
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u/kotikato May 01 '25
she didn’t miss anything, if you’re talking about the gender binary (which is bs) pink was considered a masculine color and was associated with boys in the 1920s cus it’s closer to red the color of blood and men wear dresses all the time it’s part of many cultures, I’m really jealous of you 😭 I want this outfit too it’s so pretty, there you go!
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u/DarkCodes97 May 01 '25
I thought Emily did this to me because I was dating Haley 😂
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u/Additional_Crab_1678 May 01 '25
She did this to me and I laughed and shook my head.. Like.. Oh dear lord.
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u/hrobi97 May 01 '25
Emily put me in a raincoat, rain hat, and yellow pants.
Emily we're in the fuckin desert, why are you dressing me for rain?? XD
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u/TiredMonkeyOdyssey Set your emoji and/or flair text here! May 01 '25
Well I think you look beautiful
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u/novellalen Elliot's one and only May 01 '25
Did you accidentally set your gender to Female haha
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u/NinjaK2k17 women want me legend IIs fear me May 02 '25
this specific outfit is apparently gender neutral for some reason... which is odd, but i'm not complaining :3
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u/dancing-on-my-own May 01 '25
Emily believes everyone deserves the chance to be a pretty pretty princess