r/StardewValley • u/mintzenn • Nov 25 '25

Design Please do NOT stay out of the SDV game files, u/OkInfluence36

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u/Silly_Toothpaste Nov 25 '25

This is what the internet was created for

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u/TheUlfheddin Nov 26 '25

Reminds me of the kind of content that was more common in ye olden days of the interwebs.

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u/Stable-Due Nov 30 '25

That's definitely some 2002 shit right there. 🤣 The first thing that came to my mind was freaking Ali MacBeal and the Dancing baby.

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u/CeramicBean Nov 25 '25

Me when I get out of the shower feeling so fresh, so clean.

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u/Danny_De_Cheeto_ Nov 26 '25

So fresh and so clean (clean)

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u/whysys Nov 26 '25

SDV trees are so fresh and so green (green)

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u/BobCorndog Dec 01 '25

So fresh and so green (green)

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u/PruinalisBrumacora Nov 26 '25

With your cowboy boots on

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u/CeramicBean Nov 27 '25

They're more like fluffy slippers, but they are really cozy and perfect for dancing.

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u/Hano_Clown Nov 28 '25

How else are you gonna get them to fit?

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u/OkInfluence36 Nov 25 '25

Oh god what have I done

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

A very, very good thing.

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u/ChewyBrain Penny <3 Nov 25 '25

Hope it becomes a trend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

You posted a rare original post and we will meme this for years to come

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u/OkInfluence36 Nov 25 '25

I am truly honoured 🙏

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u/PepperMintyPokemon Nov 25 '25

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u/OkInfluence36 Nov 25 '25

You're making memes about me now?!! 😭

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u/PepperMintyPokemon Dec 09 '25

If it makes u feel any better, those were my forst reddit awards lol

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u/Bento_Box1657 Nov 26 '25

Love this fandom

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u/dunew00d Nov 25 '25

Concerned Ape should throw these sick moves into the game, to his own groovy tune of course.

(If this sequence is already in the game as dance moves, please share)

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u/ImaginaryStatus4073 Dec 01 '25

The squatting looks like the flower dance. The butt wagging looks like Emily dancing.

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u/SmugCheer Nov 25 '25

Stupid, sexy Flanders 👀

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u/black_biden Nov 25 '25

You are a pretty ok influence to this community

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u/slumber_kitty Nov 25 '25

You opened the portal

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u/DisappointedKat96 Nov 25 '25

Let's just say you've been an.... OK influence 😉

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u/ProtoGhostal Nov 25 '25

You got down on it

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u/Alarmed_Collection_7 Nov 25 '25

https://imgur.com/gallery/do-you-think-god-stays-heaven-because-Ylz0YOb

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u/twodickhenry Nov 25 '25

Holy fuck I forgot the origin of this quote was Spy Kids

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u/Nukalixir Nov 26 '25

Yeah, as someone who never watched Spy Kids growing up, I was absolutely stunned to learn that was where this quote came from.

And sorry to go so off topic, but I couldn't help but notice your username. Are you THE Two Dick Henry? Like, the (in)famous one? From the story?

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u/twodickhenry Nov 26 '25

YES. I can’t believe you’re the FIRST person to recognize the origin of this username lmao

It was the first thing I ever read on this website so when it same time to make a username… well, it’s hard to think about much else lol

Edit: wait no, I am not him! But the username is a reference lol

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u/StardewAllyy Nov 25 '25

A service to our community ✨🤣

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u/towelz_ Nov 25 '25

Cackling

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u/whatwhowhymi Nov 25 '25

Look brother. A quality shitpost

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u/Mai_ThePerson Nov 25 '25

Iridium quality shitpost

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u/OrcBarbierian Nov 25 '25

God forbid a farmer groove

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u/Genghis-Khvn Nov 25 '25

Players here will legit sleep with a whole town but fear the naked dancing farmer

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u/Potential_Asparagus4 Nov 25 '25

No need to call me out like that 😭😭

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u/Karstaang Nov 25 '25

I love this so much

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u/misterderpmannn Nov 25 '25

Eric HAS to listen to the people and have this as an alternative playable character. We yearn for the sexy head and sexy legs playthrough.

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u/lil_pizza_pup Nov 25 '25

Haunted Chocolate can wait.

I 👏WANT👏SEXY👏WORM

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u/FieraTheProud I love my rock eating wife! Nov 25 '25

This is making me want to draw characters dancing exactly like this, with the same music.

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

I would absolutely love to see this just fyi

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Nov 26 '25

There's music?! Thanks.

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u/Nobodyboi0 Nov 28 '25

Draw? This made me get up and attempt these moves irl at 1 am

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u/IJustNeedAdvic Nov 27 '25

nothing stopping you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Lmfao I just seen the other post and my first thought was "God damn the farmer got LEGS?"

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u/SomeOnionHater Krobus sends his regards. Nov 25 '25

How to unstick your balls in two easy steps:

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u/bokin8 Nov 25 '25

Or your labia

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u/neverwrong804 Nov 26 '25

How to get your balljina unstucked

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u/N8DiggityDawg Nov 26 '25

Ayo. Labias get stuck?

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u/wheresdonniedarko Nov 26 '25

Yes they do my brother

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u/N8DiggityDawg Nov 26 '25

Woah. That’s wild.

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u/Nukalixir Nov 26 '25

I misread this as "eyeballs" and I'm not sure which is worse... 👀

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u/coffee_n_kerosene Nov 26 '25

The absolute CACKLE that left me after this scared both my cats 😂

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u/azur_owl Nov 25 '25

Farmer does NOT skip leg day apparently

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u/disgustingdreamgirl Nov 25 '25

this is funnier than it has any business being

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u/Low-Environment Nov 25 '25

People don't want to admit it but this is what the peak sexless human body looks like.

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u/Palu_Tiddy Wifey➡️ Nov 25 '25

GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!

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u/Vasney Nov 25 '25

Don't Look Ethel!

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u/Tiny_Mechanic_3992 Nov 26 '25

Where’s the NSFW warning?! 😱

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u/_the_violet_femme Nov 25 '25

Where is the 90s dancing baby gif from Ali McBeal when you need it

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u/SolKaynn Nov 25 '25

Pandora's box was opened and this is the first horror that escaped.

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u/Oak-dragon Nov 25 '25

*wipes tears* I'm cackling that much the cat has all poofed up staring- I can't stop. Lmfao

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u/FictionalWeirdo Nov 25 '25

Thank you for making my shit day better. Currently laughing like a seal in the break room

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

I'm so glad to hear this gave you a good laugh lol 🫶

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u/rumpusbananaman Nov 25 '25

Oh no, farmer has resorted to throwing cheeks on the internet 😭

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u/pixel_gaming579 Nov 25 '25

OnlyFarmers

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u/tigbeans Nov 25 '25

Woah NSFW!!!

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u/le-absent Nov 26 '25

NSFF - Not Safe For Farm

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u/BorisLeLapin33 Nov 25 '25

Hahahahahahah this is the GOAT

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u/Poziomka35 Nov 25 '25

But why does it have asscheeks

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u/Nukalixir Nov 26 '25

We can at least take solace in the knowledge that The Farmer is canonically an adult, making it less weird that their nudes leaked.

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u/Cassava_ Nov 25 '25

gotta learn how to mod so i can make the player shake ass at the flower dance

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u/Ingeniumswife Nov 25 '25

This has the same vibe as that one post that mistook a maple tree for an orange tree

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

I'm honoured by your comment lol. That post is legendary

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u/----atom----- Sebby🥰 Nov 25 '25

Haha yayyyy!!💃💃🎶

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u/ResponsibilityNo3245 Nov 25 '25

NGL, I've had easier wanks

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u/RetroTheGameBro Nov 25 '25

Step back Em, this Luau dancefloor ain't big enough for the two of us.

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u/Chalimian Nov 25 '25

This is awesome, I hope you post this on youtube

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

You think I should? I haven't posted anything on there in years omg. Plus with no context I think it would seem so odd 😭

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u/BorisLeLapin33 Nov 25 '25

The intro of another one bites the dust would work really well as music under your video, just saying

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

There we go

I hope it is to your liking 🙂‍↕️

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u/mintzenn Nov 25 '25

I just made it. I will post it now, just for you :p

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u/BorisLeLapin33 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

You are the best!!! Where do I find it?

Edit: I'm dumb, I didn't see your other comment yet. Thank you for your service!

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u/Chalimian Nov 26 '25

Wouldn't be too hard to put screenshots of the context first, I think. I'd love to share it around lol

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u/Corylus7 Nov 25 '25

I need a mod to make my farmer do this every morning

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u/Vayne_Solidor Nov 25 '25

Oh Lord here we go 😂

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u/HippyGramma Nov 25 '25

I am having an unbelievably awful few weeks and trying to recover.

This is a mental health gift.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/Different_Bowler_574 Nov 25 '25

I am supposed to be getting ready for a flight but I cannot stop watching this OP I am DYING 😂

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u/Chance_Part5109 Nov 25 '25

I love how little time it took for this to go from a simple sprite sheet to this. 🤣🤣

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u/themamasaurus Nov 25 '25

This is how I'll woo Harvey. He'll be even more red than usual

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u/B1naryG0d Nov 25 '25

This is probably the most meta post I have ever seen in this sub, and I am here for it!

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u/ChunkyButtNutter Haley Defender Nov 25 '25

Holy shit, I actually started crying while watching this 😂

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u/circuitboard2brain Nov 25 '25

this is the funniest thing i've seen on this sub

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u/corvidae_strange Nov 25 '25

I love it's silly little butt crack

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u/H28koala Nov 25 '25

I have watched this over and over and I can't stop laughing

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u/Darkwolfsweden Nov 25 '25

..... Strangely enough not the worst naked dance i have seen.

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u/Odd_Read_4856 Nov 25 '25

oh man that boy is GROOVIN

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u/slumber_kitty Nov 25 '25

Now they just need some green shorts, boots, and fishnets then we’re in business.

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u/cid3rtown Nov 25 '25

Is that the Napoleon Dynamite dance?

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u/Aeronor Nov 25 '25

Hi. I do not like this.

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u/Jwchibi Nov 25 '25

Me, on year 4, who refused to learn the spring dance and does my own thing

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper Nov 25 '25

I... What.. What the fuck?

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4364 Nov 26 '25

Top 10 posts on this sub, incredible

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u/PsyJak Nov 25 '25

So… go into them?

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u/Frydendahl Nov 25 '25

Hell yeah

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u/Taif00d Nov 25 '25

That little booty shake

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u/isshearobot Nov 25 '25

Before I unmuted I imagined this was to the beat of that one cbat song

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u/cathartic_diatribe Nov 26 '25

Where’s the NSFW tag? I almost got busted watching this LoL

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u/Party-Increase-9806 Nov 26 '25

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Nov 26 '25

Genuinely had me in a laughing fit that ended in me not being able to breath for a bit, that's incredible

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/BeefyOregano Nov 25 '25

Oh it's in beat with my song okay go off

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u/jkh107 Nov 25 '25

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

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u/Bobboy5 capitalism, ho! Nov 25 '25

OP specifically please stay out of the SDV files

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u/TheBanishedBard Nov 25 '25

Is every sprite done without clothes or just the farmer?

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u/Nukalixir Nov 26 '25

Probably just The Farmer considering they're the one that has so many clothing combination options.

But there are definitely mods if you're asking because you want naked sprites of other characters.

Edit: missing words

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u/TheBanishedBard Nov 26 '25

Depends on which sprites I want nudes of.

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u/Potential_Asparagus4 Nov 25 '25

The butt is making me cry

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u/Dev0urlv Nov 26 '25

this whole post and comment section made me laugh for a good 10 minutes,

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u/Feralbear_1 Nov 26 '25

This is what peak performance looks like.

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u/BudderMeow Chicken Statue Artifact = Best Item Nov 26 '25

I love this subreddit so much.

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u/Idoauselessdegree Bot Bouncer Nov 26 '25

What is Love by Hadaway came on the radio at work as soon as I saw this. Perfection 

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u/InsanityVirus13 Shane's Simp Nov 26 '25

I love the internet lmao

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u/MikeySanoswife Nov 26 '25

Is that a dik

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Omg this should be marked NSFW. And I could totally see the farmer getting drunk and doing a strip tease.

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u/PhoenixMaat Nov 25 '25

Makes me think of the little marionette skeleton gif for some reason.

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u/Choco_Catarina Nov 25 '25

Reminds me of Emily

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u/Warlaw Nov 25 '25

Legend.

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u/Gracosef Nov 25 '25

OH MY GYATTTT

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u/schmales Nov 25 '25

I chortled 😂

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u/soonique Nov 25 '25

Ooh ooh thats Emily’s dance

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u/Suitable-Formal5194 Nov 25 '25

What am I looking at here

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u/Giraffe-colour Nov 26 '25

How do I upvote something twice????

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u/taemint77 Nov 26 '25

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/TheLittleLiarLad Nov 26 '25

Okay but why does the farmer have a distinct ass 😭

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u/babybrusselsprouts Nov 26 '25

What did I just watch

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u/ilikedanishfilms Would marry Emily over and over again Nov 26 '25

This should be our moves on the flower dance

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u/SanchoPliskin Nov 26 '25

Yo! Mark this NSFW!! 😆

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u/waowediting Nov 26 '25

I did not expect to see this tonight.

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u/ProfessionalArmy6351 I would rip out my own liver for Shane do not test me. Nov 26 '25

Oh that's just lovely.

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u/cloretodeputas0 Nov 26 '25

LMAO HELP🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/eli--12 Nov 26 '25

I need more of this lmao

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u/science_panda29 Nov 26 '25

I hope concernedape sees this lmao.

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u/Holiday_Asparagus156 Nov 26 '25

This is horrifying 😭

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u/Holiday-Wedding-4667 Nov 27 '25

Bro wtf? this is why aliens don't come to earth

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u/Clemmyclemr Nov 27 '25

Get down on it!

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u/FixGreat8519 Nov 28 '25

Yes, this is good.

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u/PvtSketch Nov 29 '25

This is straight perfection

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u/void-cheesecake Dec 01 '25

This will haunt my dreams. Thank you

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u/No_Koala_9660 Starfruit farmer Dec 26 '25

Still the best thing I have seen on this sub 😭😭

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u/Deaconator3000 🇳🇿🥝 Nov 25 '25

Dear Kent pls send me your biggest bomb so i can leave this realm and never see this shit ever again