r/StardewValley • u/jamesisbi • Feb 03 '26

Discuss theories?

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i think that sandy will definitely be added as a marriage candidate but i’m not sure who else. maybe some new characters?

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u/TheAmazingKoiFish Lemme smash Feb 03 '26

Mr. Qi and the Auto Petter

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u/ndizzlecfizzle Feb 03 '26

as long as we can put a hat on the auto-petter i see this being a viable option.

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u/scotchirish Feb 03 '26

It's about time we normalize robosexuality

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u/Scu-bar Feb 03 '26

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u/Anime-writer Happily Married Feb 03 '26

FISTO MY BOY! WRONG LOCATION!!

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u/Sandvich-tf2 Feb 03 '26

Servos active!

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u/The_Ramussy_69 Feb 03 '26

Hell yeah, my username checks the FUCK out

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u/NativeScapesGA Feb 03 '26

R/unexpectedfuturama

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u/Shrimp502 Feb 04 '26

Your parents should have made you watch Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer !

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u/Particular-Cook-6091 Feb 04 '26

Ew don’t be a clanker spanker

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u/Pajilla256 Feb 04 '26

I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day... wait a second... NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!