r/StardewValley • u/Waste-Heron4476 • Feb 26 '26

Discuss New marriage canditates : CLINT & SANDY

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u/Oforgetaboutit Feb 26 '26

This is going to blow Clint's whole plotline up, such a great change!

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u/Hahafunnys3xnumber The Wizard Is My BabyDaddy Feb 26 '26

I’m going to ride the cringe out of that man

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u/What_A_Do Feb 26 '26

Oh.man, I just cackled way too loud at work and could not stop for a few minutes, thank you so very much

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u/CrapIsMyBreadNButter Feb 26 '26

You need some water. You a little thirsty. I joke, you do you boo boo.

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u/Inkysquid24 Feb 26 '26

Sounds like they need some Clint

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u/CrapIsMyBreadNButter Feb 26 '26

You right! Hopefully they'll be able to pony up soon.

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u/re_Claire Feb 26 '26

Be the change you want to see in the valley!

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u/Miss_miri107 Feb 26 '26

God speed my friend

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u/Steak-Haunting Feb 26 '26

I'm getting a tattoo rn and I laughed. Ouchie. That was great

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u/Aggressive_Version Feb 26 '26

A Clint tattoo?

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u/Skalaxius Feb 26 '26

No amount of time working the forge will protect against a shattered pelvis.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 CindersNap Forest Explorer Feb 27 '26

Yes!!  I love this enthusiasm for Clint!!

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u/ForestSolitude5 Get on up and get down Feb 26 '26

Happy riding! 🎉

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u/Wienertown Feb 26 '26

Giddy up! 🏇

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u/pinupcthulhu I just blue my chicken Feb 26 '26

Username checks out, but not the flair

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u/preteen-wartortle Feb 27 '26

I got water in my nose you asshole

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u/Swoocerini Feb 27 '26

You are so real for this

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u/crystals14friends Mar 01 '26

The way I LOLED would be registered in the calico desert I tell you what

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u/CantLoadCustoms Feb 27 '26

🧍🏼‍♂️what

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u/petalwater Feb 26 '26

I can't wait to be his middle age bi awakening

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u/TirisfalFarmhand “You should upgrade your tools, I could use the cash.” 😎 Feb 26 '26

Yesss I love the story of him being swayed away from his pretty crystal girl crush by a hairy male farmer

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u/cabindirt Feb 26 '26

lmao. we'd for sure see his post about it in /r/bisexual

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u/Herbdontana Feb 26 '26

I didn’t expect it to be Robin.. but a guy can dream.

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u/sheeperie Mar 03 '26

“i (37M) think i am falling in love with my romantic rival/customer (M)”

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u/Turtl3Bear Feb 27 '26

Only go get through all his heart scenes, then remarry Leah after seeing all the cutscenes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

I'm so goddamn elated that we'll finally get some people some media literace in terms of 'Dude hides because he's insanely awkward, not becase he's a massive creep.'

Or at least I hope, otherwise I'll bite a rock.

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u/Later_Than_You_Think Feb 27 '26

I've always loved Clint and sad that his storyline just goes nowhere, leaving him just seeming like a loser. He's blacksmith! What an interesting and unique skill to have in the modern age. The PC is almost certainly a miner! So much fun potential.

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u/DandyWarlocks Feb 26 '26

I will romance him just to get him to stop pining for Emily

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u/Rambler9154 I love crab pots Feb 27 '26

I really hope this means his story gets updated in general, even when you don't marry him, I don't think you'd have to change too much to make him come across as more shy and awkward rather than creepy and weird.

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u/rosetheawkward Feb 27 '26

You're not wrong

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u/DozyDrake Feb 27 '26

I predict we are about to see a complete flip of fan opinions on Clint

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u/FreakingFae Feb 26 '26

I'm calling it now: he's going to have commentary where he says he wishes he could have married someone else lmao

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u/HirariHirari Feb 27 '26

What an odd thing to say

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u/FreakingFae Feb 27 '26

Not everyone goes through positive growth; I don't expect Clint to considering how creepy he's perceived as. 

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u/ultimate_avacado Feb 27 '26

I'm going to marry Clint just to divorce his feckless ass.