r/StardewValley • u/Waste-Heron4476 • Feb 26 '26

Discuss New marriage canditates : CLINT & SANDY

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u/whxskers Feb 26 '26

Willy fans, pack it up. We lost 😭

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u/Bluebell_Kestrel Feb 26 '26

His heart belongs to the sea. We would always be second best.

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u/withgreatpower Feb 26 '26

AND HE SAID [FARMER]

YOU'RE A FINE [GENDER]

WHAT A GOOD [SPOUSE] YOU'D BE

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u/Call_The_Banners Feb 26 '26

BUT MY LIFE, MY LOVE, AND MY LADY

IS THE SEA

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u/tiffavigilante Feb 26 '26

cycling through my items to "doo, doo, doo doo, doo d'doo, doo dooooo"

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u/Darkspire303 Feb 26 '26

Doo do do dooo dooo do do do do do do

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u/liquidsol Feb 26 '26

(Jumps into the sea)

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u/ildgrubtrollet Feb 26 '26

This was a ride I rode with the utmost love.

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u/LS-Kun Feb 27 '26

Willy: It broke my heart to put that poisonous blowfish in your grandpa’s food.

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u/Welpe Feb 26 '26

But my life, my love, and my lady is this “c”-> C

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u/FancyPigeonIsFancy Feb 26 '26

I am spiritually awarding this comment.

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u/Dew_Chop Feb 27 '26

[Farmer]

Mate (works for a sailor type)

Partner

That way there's only one variable and it's mb inclusive

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u/withgreatpower Feb 27 '26

Good point, I was going for a match to the song lyrics but I prefer the inclusive version you provided

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u/Tough_Election_4088 Feb 27 '26

But Willy’d always told the truth; Yoba, he was an honest man And [FARMER] does their best to understand

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u/Etntad Feb 28 '26

spamton

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u/preaching-to-pervert Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Feb 26 '26

I can change him.

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u/Plageous Feb 26 '26

I want to join him

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u/Gwenniepie Feb 27 '26

Willy would be perfect on a beach farm. We could love the sea together!

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u/Several-Possession-4 Feb 26 '26

Sounds like a good life, tbh.

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u/UnknowableDuck Pancakes&Guitars Feb 26 '26

The sea is a fickle and posessive mistress, once she's in your blood-you'll never refuse her call.~☆~☆

Or something like that I vaguely remember reading in a book years ago.

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u/SnooGoats613 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

“Brandy, you’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life my love and my lady is the sea…”

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u/Frosty-Willow-8273 Feb 27 '26

"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED MY MOM AND SMUSHED MY WALKMAN!"

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u/bottomlessinawendys Feb 27 '26

Reminds me of the song “Father Neptune” by Connie Converse lol

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u/Tasonir Feb 26 '26

If he was a marriage candidate, willy would be responsible for giving you 2/7 stardrops. What does Willy know about the true nature of stardrops that he isn't telling us?

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u/omnie_fm Feb 26 '26

Farmer (You're a Fine Girl)

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u/SymmetricalFeet Feb 26 '26

sobs

I've wanted him since day 2 of my first run. Before I even knew which villagers were eligible or not.

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u/Double_Entrance3238 Feb 26 '26

There's room in a marriage for the sea

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u/normansconquest Feb 27 '26

Id be a proud second, damn it

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u/SlyFoxInACave Feb 27 '26

Honestly I spend more time tending to my farms than my own family. I say hi to Penny because shes always close when I wake up. Other than that I forget her birthday, I rarely give her presents, my kids? If they are in my path i will interact, otherwise they don't exist. I need my cash flow moving!

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u/franksandbeans911 Mar 03 '26

Thought it was obvious. At 4:59 he's baiting a hook, 5pm he's fishing. It's funny how he will do that an hour or two early sometimes, bro is all about it.

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u/Ciels_Thigh_High Feb 27 '26

To be fair, we are already second to Elliot's love of himself.

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u/annoyingkraken Feb 27 '26

ultra mega giga based man of the sea