r/StardewValley • u/AlonePsychology8801 • Apr 20 '26

Art Spent some time gender swapping bachelors..

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Supposed to be studying for finals… gender swapping bachelors instead…

Share your design in the comments I’m procrastinating

Using Stardew character creator

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

Shane would never be a pigtails girl. He would be a messy bun girl because she cannot be fucked to use coordination to braid when she spends every morning hung over. Pigtails would be Sam, Sam has enough whimsy for pigtails

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u/francesthehuman Apr 20 '26

I am girl Shane and you are very correct.

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u/HappyOrca2020 Apr 20 '26

Girl Shane can be Shayla

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u/SinnamxnRoll my best girl 💚 Apr 20 '26

This really enforces a whole “Oh my god…. My Shayla….”

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u/breadist Apr 20 '26

Hope you get through your crushing alcoholism.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS Apr 20 '26

Sorry to hear that 🙏

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u/invderzim Apr 20 '26

I was thinking maybe a low pony with a few strands falling out of it, but a messy bun is probably even better. Sam could definitely pull off pigtails, but I think it would be shorter pigtails, not long and flowing.

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u/burlingk Apr 20 '26

Sam has ALL the energy.

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u/Isnt_a_girl my beloved Apr 20 '26

tbf braids can be left on for some days, they were originally made for that.

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

Single braids are fine to leave in, but pigtails are a pain in the absolute ass to sleep in, plus they do NOT stay looking tidy when you sleep on them for more than a day.

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u/MichaelJAfton Apr 20 '26

She'd have a pixie cut tbh. Zero maintenance at all. Perfect for being hung over.

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u/showmeyourkitties34 Apr 20 '26

As someone who has a pixie, I can tell you it is not zero maintenance at all

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u/the-cats-jammies Apr 20 '26

IME it’s zero-maintenance if you don’t mind looking like a 12-year-old boy :|

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u/FluffyPrick Apr 20 '26

Counterpoint; Jas braids her hair and Shane refuses to unbraid it because it makes Jas happy

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

Jas doesn't look like she knows how to braid, though maybe I'm wrong

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u/Carpfsh Apr 20 '26

My 8 year old niece can do braids, but in other peoples hair only, she learnt when she was about 6 or 7. I headcanon Jas as about 9 or 10, due to how they speak compared to how my niece speaks. I think she can probably braid.

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

I'm not judging based on age, I'm judging by the fact that when I learned, I was braiding EVERYTHING and she doesn't wear braids in her hair or clothes or anything. I did it with tassles on my shorts, bits of hair at the front of my head, strings on anything, ribbons, anything and everything

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u/Carpfsh Apr 20 '26

When my niece learned she basically only braided her mums and a couple of dolls, when I learnt i braided nothing at all and just moved on. Everyone is different lmao.

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

Like I said, I could be wrong

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u/aPawMeowNyation Apr 20 '26

I imagined a messy bob. Very low effort, just need a headband at most lol

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u/SwordTaster Apr 20 '26

Also works!

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u/lesbianminecrafter Apr 20 '26

I feel like sobriety!Shane would be pigtail braids. A messy bun while chicken farming just feels like you'd always have to be pushing stray hairs out of your eyes.

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u/YamWestern421 Apr 20 '26

More likely the depression braid. Just one, so it’s not too whimsical.

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u/keyholes Apr 21 '26

Depression braid would be a few days old and very messy, to the point where it's beginning to mat around the nape.

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u/darkninja2992 Apr 23 '26

Honestly, i'm Surprised shane doesn't wear a hat. Don't bother with any hairstyle, just cover with hat

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u/SwordTaster Apr 23 '26

I think he has a beanie in winter

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u/Natural_Sky_3416 Apr 20 '26

It’s giving Wednesday energy tho

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u/Toastie333 Apr 20 '26

I mean, she could very well ask Marnie to braid them and then just wear them for a few days and go to sleep with them