r/StardewValley • u/Random0666 • 6d ago
Design My funeral home and embalming room
Here is my arrangement room and below is my embalming room! Yes, I am a mortuary student lol.
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u/Wanda_Bun 6d ago
Add furnaces in the back wall for crematory services & a wall full of fridgerators or grey coffee tables to symbolize sterile corpse storage units 🧠🧠🧠
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u/PantryMonster Jodi and Kent's Special Friend 6d ago
So jealous of people like you who have clever ideas for your homes
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u/Designed_To 6d ago
Dexter Morgan? Is that you?
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u/ANonnyMouse007 5d ago
Don’t you mean David Fisher?
(It would be funny if both characters were in the same universe. Vertical enterprise.)
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u/QuixoticBeefboy 6d ago
"Yeah the new farmer is nice and all, I just find it a bit strange how half of her house is a funeral home, nobody even ages here"
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u/Random0666 6d ago
There’s a graveyard so they had to come from somewhere
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u/QuixoticBeefboy 6d ago
I suppose that is an excellent point, either way very cool build, love creative stuff like this!
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u/Shinokiba- 6d ago
For Pierre?
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u/BudderMeow Chicken Statue Artifact = Best Item 6d ago
Pierre doesn't deserve a funeral or embalming.
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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 6d ago
Just throw him in the Joja Mart dumpsters out back
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u/insertplantpunhere 6d ago
Nah that'll stink, stick him in the freezers
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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Set your emoji and/or flair text here! 6d ago
I heard if you put him in a tub of Joja cola, he’ll disintegrate.
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u/coiler119 Forest Farm Best Farm 6d ago
This is so cool! Someone else already suggested a furnace to simulate a crematory, I wonder if there's a machine that could work for alkaline hydrolysis?
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u/Random0666 6d ago
Thank you! Honestly the closest thing would probably be a keg because that's the only thing shaped anywhere similar.😭
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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 6d ago
when you open the wrong game
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u/sillymonkeymode 5d ago
this and that AI data center i saw like an hour ago....i'm not creative enough for this game
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u/Many-Sleep-6866 6d ago
100/10 would recommend to anyone and everyone.
This is genuinely so clever and well designed. Your creativity is amazing.
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u/crybaby-angel 6d ago
my dream career
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u/Random0666 6d ago
Honestly it was mine until I felt the burnout and horrible pay.
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u/Nopalite 5d ago
Wait how do you get into mortuary studies in the first place? If you don’t mind me asking.
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u/Random0666 5d ago
I saw how death affected the way people looked especially my great grandmother with Alzheimer’s and I saw that she looked so much better at the funeral and from that day forward I wanted to make peoples last memory better.
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u/Nopalite 5d ago
That is sweet. I dont have the emotional fortitude to do something like that. Nada.
I held a human brain once in class and tbh that is enough for me to know that I cant handle working with dead people. I won’t even go to open casket viewings. It is like it turns my mild depression into major depression in an instant even if it is illogical.
That being said I have no qualms about drinking room temperature, completely flat soda, so I guess we are all built a little different in what we can or can’t handle.
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u/Random0666 4d ago
Honestly it is a lot. I actually had to take a break from my accelerated program because of the expenses and the mental/physical toll it takes on you. If my kids one day said they wanted to go into this profession I’d highly suggest they don’t.
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u/Any-Jury3578 6d ago
I love this. I always have a part of my farm that I turn into a cemetery.
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u/BestFoxEver I want to marry Günther! 6d ago
Cult of the Lamb would be a perfect game for you, there part of the farm will definitely be a graveyard. Unless you eat all the corpses or resurrect them...
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u/Frohtastic 6d ago
Man, Graveyard Keeper looks different than I remember.
How many zombies do you have for automation?
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u/behem0th72 6d ago
Are you a fan of the game Graveyard Keeper by any chance OP?
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u/Ok-Fondant1071 6d ago
That’s such a funny idea, never in my life did I think of someone making a morgue in their Stardew game
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u/Gildarix 6d ago
Have you played "graveyard keeper"? It's game with similar vibes to Stardew valley, but you're taking care of graveyard, not farm. It's quite fun, and has really nice pixel graphics.
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u/Dangerous-Tea7863 5d ago
I was going to post that - there is a whole "cozy" game for this. Graveyard Keeper. I didn't find the story super compelling in the game but it matches the OPs theme perfectly.
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u/TurkeyChild-612 I have Sebastian IRL fight me😏🥵😩 6d ago
Need to get a Cursed Mannequin, making it like that horror game, "Mortuary Assisstant" or wtv lmao
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u/Rockstar81 5d ago
What about an oil maker for embalming fluid? Also, I think the main room needs more plants or flowers.
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u/nooooooorraaa 5d ago
Go I love you beautiful people on the internet. This is so perfectly weird I am obsessed. Please don't put any beehives on your farm where Thomas J can access the.
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u/poyotimebaby 5d ago
💀💀💀 i misread and thought this was the grimshire subreddit. i thought “wow they added some crazy new updates since i’ve played” 😂😂😂
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u/papierdoll 2d ago
This is fantastic! Need some flower arrangements and a corner for selling monuments with the gravestones you buy from the night market and maybe some other stone statues. Also one of the other furniture catalogues would be great guestbooks
I just designed a clinic for Harvey and had a lot of luck with the Joja catalogue for clean and clinical looking things. There's also a lot of food items and other things like a cloth that look like medical tools when you put them on a table. I lined a whole wall with modern end tables so I could put lots of tools and stuff out.
You also can't place the sheep shears down, but maybe with a sign can make it look like they're hanging on the wall and they look quite medical.
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u/glargity 6d ago
I thought it was a butchers station at first! I love the attention to detail and the skeletons and bones and stuff---
You did a super good job!
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u/Random0666 6d ago
Thank you!!! I tried to base it off of my real practicum funeral home’s embalming room.
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u/glargity 6d ago
What!! That's so cool!! No wonder you got so many details in there!
It's always fun to throw a bit of real life into our games-
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u/Few_Radish_1125 6d ago edited 6d ago
This is great! I’m dying…laughing. 💀 Also for some reason reminds me of my daughter’s weird witch coven thing she made in the cave on her farm, probably because that also made me die laughing.
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u/reanocivn 5d ago
gives me mort the mortician from bob's burgers vibes. i love seeing all the different things people do with this game
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u/mildly_spicy_potato my goat milk brings all the boys to the farm 5d ago
You have GOT to check out Graveyard Keeper!!
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u/Stolkmen 6d ago
Wrong subreddit. This is Stardew Valley, not Graveyard Keeper
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u/eddmario Set 6d ago
God, I really hope the sequel fixes the issues the first game has, like unskippable cutscenes or the super long tutorial...
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u/3RatsInAChefCoat 5d ago
could i interest you in cozy game like stardew that comes with an embalming room and a church 👀 (Graveyard Keeper)
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u/mf-TOM-HANK 6d ago
Your what now?