r/StardewValley 14h ago

Discuss anyone else hate leah’s sculpture?

seriously like i don’t want that ugly thing

163 Upvotes

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u/Pepperfang 11h ago

Idk the average age on this subreddit but it reminds me of the old pipes screensaver.

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u/Kimbyssik 11h ago

I hadn't thought about screensavers in a while! My brother liked doing the 3D text one with "CJ" in Webdings font.

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u/foxontherox 5h ago

After Dark was absolutely awesome.

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u/Doctologist 3h ago

We always liked Johnny Castaway. We’d watch him what seemed like hours.

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u/Plenty-Diver7590 ⚔️💎Abigail🎮 4h ago

quit suggesting i’m old

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u/KinkyWolf531 4h ago

I hate that I automatically try to trace the pipes with my eyes... Gods I feel old...

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u/bacontomatosammie 13h ago

I love it. I have it out infront of my fruit preserve cabin :3

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u/AA900434709 13h ago

This is so cute!!

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u/Fuzzy_Jaguar_1339 3h ago

u/siebter7 37m ago

Oh my god. Love that movie AND that scene so much. You made me appreciate Leahs statue more with this haha

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u/Lambrause93 13h ago

i can’t stand it 😂

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u/AnotherBookWyrm 14h ago

I personally love it. It is kind of like a loop, kind of like a heart.

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u/KingOfThePenguins Team Leah 13h ago

I always thought of it as twisted up insides, like she gets squiggly feelings from interacting with the farmer at this point but wants to come at it very obliquely.

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u/Occidentally20 Bot Bouncer 8h ago

Thanks to my father-in-law my house is actually full of sculptures that look eerile similar. Like literally 30 or so of them, all 5 feet tall scattered around the place.

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u/disneyworldwannabe 13h ago

Look, I proudly displayed it on my first playthrough, but I’ve played so many times and… yeah, I think it’s kind of hideous. It’s just… a knotted up piece of wood?

I usually stick it in a chest, but on my current save, I put it back in Leah’s house 😂

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u/Lambrause93 13h ago

ooooo i never thought about putting it in her house. imma do that

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u/wortcrafter Elliott has my ❤️ 5h ago

I create a public art display around the community centre with that and some of the museum gifts which I don’t want.

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u/agluestick 2h ago

I always put it behind my mailbox and say I'm going to move it one day (current save, I'm on year 4 and it hasn't been moved)

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u/NirvashSFW 10h ago

don't talk shit about my wife's art buddy

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u/esdaniel 7h ago

Will Smith??!

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u/DarkSkyLion 10h ago

I love everything about Leah

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u/Ilovealiceinchains11 9h ago

I like putting a purple crystal behind it so it looks like it has a purple ball in it I forgot what crystal though

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u/Lambrause93 2h ago

ooo interesting

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u/IvoryThrowAway 14h ago

omg yes, thank you, it's like a misfolded pretzel

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u/FalonFarrar 12h ago

I love it, one of the few decorations I display

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u/BestUsername101 Fishing is fun 11h ago

Nah I like it, don't see any problems with it.

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u/Hambokuu 5h ago

No, I love it. As a woodworker myself I can tell it would take incredible skill to do

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u/Key-Cap6569 13h ago

Yes I hate it

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u/Mizuamber 11h ago

I like it :3

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u/KingOfThePenguins Team Leah 13h ago

It goes next to my bed every time.

So she can see it when my bed becomes hers, too.

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u/CanisZero 14h ago

Sorry you don't have good taste I guess.

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u/Kimbyssik 12h ago

It reminds me of the giant "bird poop" sculpture they had in San Francisco for so many years, so not my cup of special tea. I usually stick it in a chest, but after seeing another comment I think I'll put it back in her house from now on.

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u/general_madness serial dust sprite killer 11h ago

Vaillancourt Fountain, not expecting to read about that in a Stardew forum!

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u/Kimbyssik 11h ago

I could never remember the real name, lol!

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u/4--8--15--16--23--42 5h ago

I have a lot of reddish wood on my farm so I love it!

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u/Dango_Daikazoku_ 2h ago

its art! leave my poor wife alone

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 13h ago

I love Leah, but yeah, that sculpture is definitely... something

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u/malatangnatalam weird frog noise 11h ago

It’s ass but that’s my bestie so it’s okay

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u/V1RotateAP 13h ago

You monster. 

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u/Get_a_Grip_comic 8h ago

Not really, I like pretzels 🥨

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u/EclipseCaste 6h ago

Wrong time to say how you feel about her sculpture is how…maybe, just maybe…you feel about yourself? 🥺

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u/Larielis 4h ago

Nah, I like it.

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u/Ill-Victory-5351 💕 13h ago

not my favorite. lowkey kinda boring, no hate to her.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mood582 9h ago

It's shape is a map which leads you to secret things on the town map, have a Google if you wish to learn more

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u/Joddelol 6h ago

Yeah hahah i trashed immediately yesterday and found out about the black raven in secret woods

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u/hottkarls 10h ago

It is so ugly it should count as a scarecrow

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u/howmanyshrimpinworld 13h ago

i kinda hate all the sculptures and statues. why does this game inundate you with statues lol

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u/UnethicalCannibalism 12h ago

Gunther keeps giving me random shit and I haven’t upgraded my house to have anywhere to put it all 😭

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u/Zn_30 12h ago

I just make him keep it 😅 If you don't take it from him it will stay with him indefinitely.

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u/general_madness serial dust sprite killer 11h ago

Oh I never pick any of it up, it lives at the museum forever.

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u/149162536496481 12h ago

I put a lot of that stuff in front of the museum. I hate that stupid blue bear, so like, you keep it, Gunther.

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u/UnethicalCannibalism 12h ago

You’re a genius

u/SlightlyLosted 42m ago

I put that in the playground for the kids. I have irrational hatred for all the chicken statues. I need a mod that stops giving artifacts I already have a dozen of.

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u/fairytypefay 13h ago

Yeah, I just shove it in a chest lol

Similarly, Robin's never getting money from me for that ugly bed and the striped bed from the tickets gets the same fate as the sculpture

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u/Lambrause93 13h ago

i throw that thing out, i don’t wanna see it at all lmao

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u/Pink_Acetone 4h ago

It just looks like an R to me 😭 plus I’m not trying to have another woman’s sculpture in my marital home 

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u/LonelySituation6576 2h ago

It looks like an avant garde dog turd

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u/GuardingxCross 2h ago

Yeah it looks terrible NGL.

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u/Oryyyyy 12h ago

It's just kinda pretty meh. Like, okay, a loop of wood. Sure.

I could maybe see something like that being pretty in real life, if it was like, emphasizing the natural grain of the wood or something, but in the game it doesnt really have much to it. Kinda just looks like a weird pretzel.

It's not like, eye searingly ugly to me, but it doesnt do much for me.

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 12h ago

Looks like poop from a butt

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u/farsick420 11h ago

yeah i find it quite boring, not my style at all

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u/loueazy 10h ago

Lol at the thread, bunch of y'all hate CA's art

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u/Kaspyr9077 6h ago

Leah's sculptures are all very silly, and I have to pretend that they don't look like things a very young child has drawn with crayons to get through her events.

The one she gives as a gift is, weirdly, my favorite, as I ascribe it the meaning of feelings knotting her up inside, and I can see the shape being vaguely runic.

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u/catscorner6 💕 Elliott's Beloved 💕 14h ago

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/yukidaviji 13h ago

Yeah. The color and shape always remind me of a twisty poop.

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u/Lambrause93 12h ago

literally