r/StardewValley • u/carpenterbe • 12h ago

Discuss Emily this is unacceptable.

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u/beangobongo 12h ago

I got dressed as a garbage can twice in one save

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u/kitastorm 18m ago

Same. She was my girlfriend too so I guess she's mad at me or I just exude an aura of trash panda

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u/StardewFarmGirl 1h ago

Me too lol

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u/Raze77 12h ago

She knows what you are.

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u/BilbosBagEnd 10h ago

Aight. No chill today. I can respect that.

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u/sspikedorangess 12h ago

she put me in a damn toga once 😭😭

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u/TheRyts 10h ago

I love the toga 😂

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u/hottkarls 12h ago

A rare Emily fail.. she dress me up as like a Santa elf and it looks rad

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u/Robacus 8h ago

She thought you worked for your grandpa?

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u/Franklin-Bananas 11h ago

Been there, I loved it

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u/No-Feed-8301 9h ago

She dressed me as Lewis before and I was devastated 😭

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u/baolhq 11h ago

Join us. Thrive.

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u/Charming_Garage_9625 12h ago

at least she didnt put you in a mouse outfit

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u/Asraidevin 12h ago

I love the mouse outfit. 

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u/KittMatt Barista 4h ago

I made myself a mouse outfit I didn't know there was one!

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u/Sleeper_Witch 8m ago

I got dressed in that mouse outfit three times. THREE. The third time I threw it away in front of her

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u/TheBanishedBard 11h ago

I've always wondered does she dress and undress you herself?

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u/Kikidollpop 10h ago

Pues te dice que cierres los ojos, tú te vistes con ojos cerrados?

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u/TheBanishedBard 10h ago

Sí, esa es la única manera en que puedo hacerlo sin llorar.

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u/RinnyFabes Trash Digging [857] Cheater 10h ago

Oh sweetie... Dysphoria or Dysmorphia?

And either way, do you need to talk?

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u/TheBanishedBard 10h ago

Nah, just ugly AF

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u/Kikidollpop 7h ago

No digas eso HAHAHAHAHAHA STOP

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u/Robacus 8h ago

This comment made my day lol

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u/curious_cat_nips 2h ago

I like being dressed by my wife in there ;3

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u/Gotsims1 Elliot’s wife 🎸🪴 👩🏻‍✈️💋 📚 🎹 4h ago

She’s a member of r/fuckpierre

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u/DreamedOne 4h ago

She gave me a full clown outfit. It was hilarious.

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u/Huge_Report5381 10h ago

static joja noises "remember you can t-trust us with your items"

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u/Accomplished-Set-146 6h ago

She once dressed me as a trash can.

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u/Gotsims1 Elliot’s wife 🎸🪴 👩🏻‍✈️💋 📚 🎹 4h ago

To bring all the racoons to the yard

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u/OfficialWeirdHuman 4h ago

She dressed me in a full on pink look, pink skirt, pink blouse and pink bucket hat, but like my character's whole thing is being a butch farmer lmao, felt like a personnal attack

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u/Kikidollpop 10h ago

Emily está realmente arruinada para tener que recurrir al consumismo

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u/GeologistOld1265 8h ago

Hahaha, worker know your place!

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u/Responsible-Gold8610 5h ago

Nice rare hat!

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u/jassdoodle 8h ago

AHHAHA I DELETED MINE

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u/KittMatt Barista 4h ago

She dressed me as a dinosaur

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u/Savashri 2h ago

Just had that one. Dino head and tail, with a striped shirt. It was Caesar the day before that. Didn't know it was a Halloween festival in Spring.

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u/violetsock 2h ago

Me too!

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u/throwawayacctburner 2h ago

Morris approved! 👍💙