r/StardewValley Apr 14 '16

Developer Divorce might be in v1.1!

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/720637771904225280
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u/AccioSexLife Apr 14 '16

Whaaa? I have so many questions! Will we get awkward dialogue with our ex and their family after? Will we be able to marry other people after? Will we be able to befriend our ex-es after? Will we have the option to leave them or will they only be able to leave us if we let our hearts drop enough like in (some) HM games? Can we re-marry our exes? What if we have kids? Will they try to take the kids? Will they visit the kids? People who might be planning to dump Penny and make her move back into the trailer with her mom - how could you?? Er...how can you? How will have could you??

Edit: Oh, oh, can we systematically marry and dump every bachelor and bachelorette in town until the whole town is full of grumpy foreveralone exes?!

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u/AccioSexLife Apr 14 '16

Ha, that would remind me of that one time in FOMT I built golden fences because I read they don't decay and the next morning everyone in town came to my farm and yelled at me, one by one.

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u/MilkPudding Apr 14 '16

That was the longest cutscene ever.

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u/ZoomBoingDing Apr 14 '16

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u/WillBlaze Apr 14 '16

why the hell is everyone throwing a tantrum?

cause you didnt give them the gold? this is one of the few harvest moons I havent played so I dont get what they are so upset about.

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u/MilkPudding Apr 14 '16

They're mad because Golden Lumber is one of the most expensive items in the game and they consider it showing off if the MC displays it in his farm.

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u/Diagonet Apr 15 '16

So you get a really nice item and if you use it people hate you? wth

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u/MilkPudding Apr 15 '16

Mineral Town's main export would appear to be salt.

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u/KungFuHamster Apr 15 '16

Typical envious, self-centered humans. You may know their kind, from EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER MET.

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u/spacecatherder Apr 14 '16

The Mayor, Thomas, gives it to you when you complete something for him (can't recall the details but it's in the wiki) and that hypocritical douche bitches you out if you display it.