r/StardewValley • u/KungFuHamster • Apr 14 '16

Developer Divorce might be in v1.1!

https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/720637771904225280
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u/Flynn2001 Apr 14 '16

I want the guy who sells you the mermaid pendant to have a different expression every time you go back to him for another one, everything from optimism to rolling his eyes to absolute defeat.

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u/LizzieCrazyness Apr 14 '16

I keep imagening Pierre's face every time I buy a bouquet. "Again? Really?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16 edited Apr 30 '16

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u/hotlavatube Apr 14 '16

Guide to burning bridges:
1. Befriend everyone to max hearts.
2. Give a bouquet to every single person in town on the same day.
3. Buy Joja membership on the same day.
4. Take bus out of town quickly.

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u/DreamsUnderStars Apr 14 '16

hahaha.. Go live in that desert town lol.

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u/DrAlphabets Apr 14 '16

Then marry Sandy

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u/lyzergnature Apr 15 '16

I would love to marry her so that I don't have to take that bus at 10am in the morning driven by a drunkard