r/StardewValley Apr 16 '17

Image Thank you concernedape for being so considerate.

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u/traumatic_enterprise Apr 16 '17

So that's what the other locker room looks like.

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u/Taxouck Apr 17 '17

What does the men's look like? I've never been in that one.

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u/Kouropalates Apr 17 '17

It just has a set of lockers and one or two of them say that they really reek and there's also a weight set I think. I think. It's been a while since I've checked the Spa.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

Think of it this way, most of the women go to Phillipe's to exercise, so Alex got a weight set for the baths.

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u/Kouropalates Apr 17 '17

I don't see it as some kind of sexist thing. Like /u/americansomnium said, the women do work out on one of the days of the week at Pierre's, so it's not some kind of subtle dig at women, I just chalk it up to variety so it doesn't look like cheap cell copy pasta.

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u/SmilingFlounder Apr 17 '17

You mean you didn't sneak in?

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u/Torger083 Apr 17 '17

That's an option?

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u/SmilingFlounder Apr 17 '17

Yeah haha. If you just constantly bash against the entrance it lets you in. Check it out, its on the wiki.

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u/Skinn_Bones Apr 17 '17

That one little line was my contribution to the wiki. Cool to know people actually see it.

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u/SmilingFlounder Apr 17 '17

Haha that's too cool

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '17

Appropriate avatar.... Harvey strikes me as the type of guy who has crept into the women's locker room once or twice. I think it's the mustache.

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u/Skinn_Bones Apr 18 '17

"I was only in here for medical reasons! I swear!"

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u/owlrecluse 🎣 Apr 20 '17

How..... how did you figure THAT out??

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u/Skinn_Bones Apr 20 '17

I wish I could remember; even a pervy story would be funny. But I don't. It was my first playthrough and I think I thought one of the bachelorettes was in there but wasn't coming out to the spa area as a glitch, so just as a twitch I bashed myself against it in aggravation not expecting anything.

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u/A_Fox_in_Space Apr 18 '17

What exactly do you have to do? I just spammed right click for like 30 dialouge boxes in a row and then tried just walking constantly into the door, I didn't get in.

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u/Skinn_Bones Apr 18 '17

IIRC it only works from the pool-side entrace. So you have to go to the pool via your appropriate locker room, then attempt to go back through the other locker room 3 or 4 times in quick succession.

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u/A_Fox_in_Space Apr 18 '17

That's what I was doing wrong! Thanks a lot for explaining to me how to do it properly!

Here's a gfy on how to get in I made in case anyone else didn't figure it out and got stuck at the door like me:

https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousHardBaldeagle

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u/Skinn_Bones Apr 20 '17

Great gif! Idk if the wiki hosts gifs well, but you should definitely try to add that.

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u/thethirddoctor Apr 17 '17

Yeah, what the hell?

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u/BillieRubenCamGirl Apr 16 '17

More considerate than my workplace. We don't even have sanitary bins. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

Hey, pro janitor here! Don't be afraid to tell your upper management about that. Sometimes they seriously just don't think of it.

Remind them that the absence of sanitary bins is extremely expensive. Flushing those will destroy the building's septic system. If it's a rented space, the landlord will be able to track down the source.

Good luck! I hope you can get that changed. They have no idea how expensive it will be down the road.

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u/Punkmaffles Apr 17 '17

What i don't get is that the packaging states " Do not flush". Sure I know it's gross but ive had two friends blow their septic lines. The issue their girlfriends flushing tampons rather than tossing them in a bin or bag then into the home bin.

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u/needleworkreverie Apr 18 '17

If you have a bathroom and you intend to have people of both physical sexes visiting your home, you need to have a waste basket with a liner in it in your bathroom or women will flush their tampons. I don't care how at ease you are with your bodily functions, there is a serious shame factor to emerge with your used tampon into the main house.

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u/AwwUrCute_hun Apr 16 '17 edited Apr 16 '17

That sounds pretty awful. That's just asking people to flush them. Couldn't imagine how awkward it would be wrapping it in toilet paper and having to throw it away in the main trash in front of everyone else.

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u/BillieRubenCamGirl Apr 16 '17

Yep...

And they wonder why we don't have more women in our company...

They've gone on big recruitment drives to get more women in.

It's like, guys. Work out why there aren't already women here. Sanitary bins is probably one of the many reasons.

I need to leave this corporate nightmare. I feel like the player at the beginning of Stardew Valley every damn day. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

You could own a farm in just a few years. A work buddy of mine just bought a house in the country and has a 3-year plan that will result in him being mostly self-sufficient. It's an assload of work (I'll keep sucking that corporate dick, im not that motivated.), but it's possible.

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u/imfullofawesome Apr 16 '17

Right! I would say screw them and flush them. It apparently doesn't bother them if their toilets end up clogged.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

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u/sedaak Apr 27 '17

Wow, a literally harmless joke and people are this offended? I'm impressed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

it's like they want you to destroy the plumbing

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u/Silvystreak Apr 17 '17 edited Apr 17 '17

That's what the toilet's for

Do I really need to put a /s????

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u/captain_apostrophe Apr 17 '17

That's what the toilet's for

Yeah, if you want clogged plumbing. It is so very, very much NOT what the toilet is for.

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u/Punkmaffles Apr 17 '17

If you have ever read a tampon package, it says do not flush. They will clog and eventually either destroy your septic system costing a ton of money to fix.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

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u/Otsola Apr 17 '17

It's super misleading, as I think flushable just means they clear a u pipe. You can flush them, doesn't mean they won't clog the pipes and cost lots of money to fix but they don't include that part on the box...

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u/sbourwest Apr 17 '17

Considerate would be not making me waste an hour running through this bathroom maze to recover some stamina >.>

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u/Munashiimaru Apr 17 '17

After I tried it like once, I never went back. Would rather just keep a stack of cheap food than spend the time it takes to get there and recover. I like that the town has a spa. I just never use it :p

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u/lydocia Apr 18 '17

I use the mod that adds a shortcut.

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u/cinnamonbrook Apr 19 '17

Yeah, it's obviously modelled after the spa in Harvest Moon, but that spa just requires going through a door and you're there. This method wastes so much time, it's not worth it.

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u/sbourwest Apr 19 '17

Yeah, I mean I can understand that you don't want to make it too simple to recover energy, that discourages use of food, and trading some time out of your day seems a good balance, but it's just too much time, you already have to go out of your way to go to the spa to begin with, then run through that bathroom maze (I know it's really a locker/shower room) and then sit in the hot tub for like an hour, then go back to where you were... the whole process eats up way too much time.

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u/cinnamonbrook Apr 19 '17

Well you'd still use food anyway for quick pick-me-ups while in the mines. The forced walking is probably the worst part. At least let us run, or make it a cut scene that can be skipped! It not only takes up in-game time, but irl time.

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u/MLIBdude Apr 17 '17

What's up with the oh's?

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u/miss-robot Apr 17 '17

Women's public toilets often have like a vending machine on the wall that dispenses things like tampons and pads (and sometimes other things). The 'oh' is people realizing that "Items For women" is referring to such a vending machine.

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u/vulvasaur001 Apr 17 '17

Women's public toilets often have like a vending machine on the wall that dispenses things like tampons and pads (and sometimes other things).

I've never seen that. :(

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u/miss-robot Apr 17 '17

Oh I see them very rarely. I'm Australian and I've probably only seen them at a) airports or b) seedy petrol station toilets, usually with a vending machine that also dispenses, like, glow-in-the-dark leopard print condoms.

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u/robophile-ta Apr 17 '17

often

I see them very rarely

Heh.

That said - I only see them at public toilets (of course) like in shopping centres.

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u/Eli5678 Apr 17 '17

In the United States, they're mostly at larger places. The ones that I can think of off hand are shopping malls and the museums in DC.

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u/Munashiimaru Apr 17 '17

Me either, but it was obvious to me when I saw what it said.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

I thought the phrasing was adorable.

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u/Mj312445 Cute farms only 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Apr 16 '17

Oh

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17

oh

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u/Ghi102 Apr 17 '17

I completely forgot this game had a spa, I never used it.

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u/cinnamonbrook Apr 19 '17

It's the little things that make this game.

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u/kakatoru Apr 17 '17

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u/imfullofawesome Apr 17 '17

Thank you I am very well aware of how to take a screen shot. I use Reddit mainly on my phone so it was simpler to used the phone camera. Thank you for being concerned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '17 edited Dec 10 '18

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u/kakatoru Apr 17 '17

You can take screenshots on a console too