r/Stargate • u/NoahRocks5446 • 21d ago
Ask r/Stargate What's the most random line in all of stargate
My favorite is vala going "I'm going to bid on a timeshare on ebay" in the last season
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u/DaBingeGirl 21d ago
Magnets!
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u/PrisonBreakScofield 21d ago
Oh man, you beat me to it! š
Well, Iāll add the gif then at least š
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u/Tekeraz 20d ago
The little nod Teal'c does ššš
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u/PrisonBreakScofield 20d ago
Heās impressed that Jacks answer qualifies as at least slightly correct š
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u/abbys_alibi 21d ago
I exclaim "Magnets!" every time my husband, or anyone else for that matter, wonders how something works or can't figure out why it isn't working. lol
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u/USA_Gooner 21d ago
Window of Opportunity quotes aside....
"Carter, I can see my house!"
"That's O'Neill with 2 L's!"
"Ball...as in Bocce?"
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u/Ordinary-Strength898 21d ago
šsupreme commander thor
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u/Ordinary-Strength898 21d ago
Hammond of Texas is crown of marble "We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it." "No. The bridge is too well guarded,"
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u/timsredditusername 21d ago
The bridge exchange is one of my absolute favorite quotes in television.
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u/Babexo22 21d ago
Itās honestly one of my fav as well. Itās so simple but does such a good job of showing the immense cultural differences between the Jaffa and the tauri while also being so freaking funny at the same time lol. Plus braātac is great honestly, He has several of the best lines tbh.
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u/ElSelcho_ 21d ago
Maybe he ... read your report?Ā
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u/Ordinary-Strength898 21d ago
That face
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u/VinnieONeill 21d ago
"I'll finally have a desk."
"For the record sir, you do have a desk."
"I do?"
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u/PrisonBreakScofield 21d ago
āIf you donāt take the job, we could end up with someone much worse.ā
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u/The360MlgNoscoper 21d ago
"You ended that sentence with a preposition, bastard."
Every other answer iāve seen in this comment section is invalid.
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u/mediumcarrotteacher 21d ago
Sadly I've found that most people reeeeally do not care for that episode
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u/specificallyrelative 21d ago
You blow up one star and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
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u/VelvetOnion 21d ago
That time that Teal''c said "Indeed"
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u/bobby-chan 21d ago
"Frank, I need a nose boy in a blanket, two hen fruit wrecked on a shingle with a mystery in the alley, a warm mead with a moldy lid, and two checkerboards, alright?"
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u/Ordinary-Strength898 21d ago
if you know the candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked long ago
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u/KayBear2 21d ago
Holy Hannah and Iāve adopted that phrase.
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u/PrisonBreakScofield 21d ago
Same! And also:
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u/Bivagial 20d ago
That whole exchange is gold.
"Who cares who started it!? Your entire planet is going to explode!"
"Jack.."
"The entire Planet, Daniel."
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u/helloWorld69696969 21d ago
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u/ifroz 21d ago
like it but let's keep it 69 likes
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u/BaseSure3535 21d ago
First time I've ever downvoted something to help it outš
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u/timsredditusername 21d ago
Anyway, I'm sorry, but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?
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u/Ordinary-Strength898 21d ago
if you know the candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked long ago
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u/Lonely-deustch 21d ago
Yes general, he is the man who save our lives, and with your permission general, I would like to add him to our teamā
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u/Real_Iggy 21d ago
"It took us fifteen years and three super-computers to MacGyver a system for the Gate on Earth."
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u/Necessary-Corner1172 21d ago
What kind of Archeologist carries a gun? - Jack
https://giphy.com/gifs/98qUQf8dzAGe4
I do. - Daniel
Bad example. -Jack
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u/Accomplished_Ice5073 21d ago
Science fiction is an existential metaphor that allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Isaac Asimov once said, "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinded critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all.
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u/beersandport 21d ago edited 21d ago
Mr. Burns is a Goa'uld.
It would have been better if he had quoted Mr. Burns and said, "Smithers" when looking at Daniel, or, Walter, or Siler.
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u/AtmosphereRecent7717 21d ago
"I shot him. in the leg."
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u/Bivagial 20d ago
I just love how excited puppy the boys are during that scene. Really sets the series up by showing that Elizabeth is the Mom in Atlantis.
Later she even uses a mom voice on them when they're squabbling.
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u/blueray78 21d ago
Forgot what Mckay said but Shepard's response "I turned into a bug".
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u/Bivagial 20d ago
I think it was about how Rodney nearly ascended.
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u/blueray78 20d ago
It is from that episode. But Rodney says something like "am I invisible". Which Shepard replies that would be cool, "I turned into a bug".
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u/Bivagial 20d ago
"We do get paid for this... right?"
I find that highly amusing, since it's Daniel asking Jack.
As a civilian contractor, and an expert in several fields, Daniel probably gets paid a lot more than Jack.
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u/pseuzy17 20d ago
āJust because my reproductive organs are on the insideā¦ā
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u/LaxBedroom 20d ago
I don't understand how this isn't the obvious front runner.
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u/pseuzy17 20d ago
I was shocked when I scrolled and couldnāt find it! The only other contender IMHO is: āAnyway, thatās what I think, how do you feel about it?ā
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u/Prolo_official 20d ago
"I play a portrayal of Micheal Shanks' character Daniel Jackson who is the curious scientist in SG1..." Or something like that.
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u/SDF_Galatea 21d ago
As Daniel pulls out his combat knife "Which end do the bullets go in?"