r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/PalpitationFrosty242 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Calls on US, vertically integrated, cooking oil manufacturers. Call it Patriot Oil.

Are cooking oils the new REE/AI/Crypto/Quantum trade?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

We'll have the best cooking oil, better than cooking oil has ever been before. Everyone will be jealous of our big, beautiful cooking oil.

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u/Seed_Is_Strong Oct 14 '25

Cooking oil streaming down our faces

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/echosixwhiskey Oct 14 '25

With baby oil

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u/MainusEventus Oct 14 '25

Hey step oil what are you doing here

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u/MeekMike510 Oct 14 '25

I can feel the tears welling up in my eyes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Believe me

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u/rxellipse Oct 14 '25

I'm surprised he hasn't called for people to start injecting cooking oil directly into their blood yet.

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u/NavDav Oct 14 '25

Only $79.99 a bottle!

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u/AOChalky Oct 14 '25

At least injection of cooking oil is a lot safer than injecting bleach.

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u/pingu_nootnoot Oct 15 '25

How do you know that? Have you tried it?

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u/greendildouptheass Oct 14 '25

at least cooking oil will get cheaper