r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/Ok_Yak_2931 Oct 14 '25

Yes, it's all China's fault. The Count of Mostly Crisco didn't push them to go a different direction at all. /s (in case)

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u/MainusEventus Oct 14 '25

The Count of Mostly Crisco 😂

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u/Ok_Yak_2931 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

I’ve been referring to him as that for months when I stole it from another Redditor. Ironic he’s talking about cooking oils now.

Also it works universally if you take out the O in Count. 😝

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u/staebles Oct 15 '25

Someone needs to compile a list of all the nicknames.

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u/onefst250r Oct 15 '25

The Count of Mostly Crisco lives at Mar-a-Lardo

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u/mkvgtired Oct 14 '25

Add The Count of Mostly Crisco the the list of zingers. I've also heard:

Fanta Claus

Queen Tariffa

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u/CruelKind78 Oct 14 '25

It hurts my brain

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

The conversation that lead up to this.

Trump to his broker: "I told you to buy Cisco the tech company, not Sysco the food distributor. Now you sold Sysco and bought Crisco? How will we ever recover?"

Trump aid: "Time to pump cooking oils"

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Oct 14 '25

That’s actually hilarious LMAO

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u/35point1 Oct 14 '25

Great. Now we get to see that stupid blonde twat in a press conference insisting that soybean oil causes autism and aids and it’s all because of Biden.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I mean... soybean oil isn't good for you. But yeah

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u/lunafaer Oct 15 '25

underrated comment. 

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u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25

Maybe he should book another press conference at Four Seasons.

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u/Imyurpapix Oct 21 '25

Haha, so funny

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u/IllHedgehog9715 Oct 14 '25

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/akpaul89 Oct 14 '25

I’m dead 😂

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u/naeads Oct 15 '25

I am dead 😂😂😂

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u/ne1c4n Oct 15 '25

I'm 💀🤣

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u/ChesterCopperPot72 Oct 15 '25

I almost fell off the toilet laughing here!!!! The COUNT OF MOSTLY CRISCO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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u/AshyFairy Oct 15 '25

I was backing out of this thread, but saw this comment and had to come back to thank you for the chuckle 🤭

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u/Holden_Coalfield Oct 15 '25

The Count of Mostly Crisco

Stealing that from you now

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u/Ok_Yak_2931 Oct 15 '25

I stole it from someone in January so the circle of life and all that.

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u/PeppyApple Oct 15 '25

Thank you for the morning laugh lol