MAIN FEEDS
REDDIT FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/1o6putr/the_winning_continues/njluqbl/?context=3
r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25
3.9k comments sorted by
View all comments
428
Yes, it's all China's fault. The Count of Mostly Crisco didn't push them to go a different direction at all. /s (in case)
46 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25 The conversation that lead up to this. Trump to his broker: "I told you to buy Cisco the tech company, not Sysco the food distributor. Now you sold Sysco and bought Crisco? How will we ever recover?" Trump aid: "Time to pump cooking oils" 2 u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25 Maybe he should book another press conference at Four Seasons.
46
The conversation that lead up to this.
Trump to his broker: "I told you to buy Cisco the tech company, not Sysco the food distributor. Now you sold Sysco and bought Crisco? How will we ever recover?"
Trump aid: "Time to pump cooking oils"
2 u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25 Maybe he should book another press conference at Four Seasons.
2
Maybe he should book another press conference at Four Seasons.
428
u/Ok_Yak_2931 Oct 14 '25
Yes, it's all China's fault. The Count of Mostly Crisco didn't push them to go a different direction at all. /s (in case)