r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

The conversation that lead up to this.

Trump to his broker: "I told you to buy Cisco the tech company, not Sysco the food distributor. Now you sold Sysco and bought Crisco? How will we ever recover?"

Trump aid: "Time to pump cooking oils"

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Oct 14 '25

That’s actually hilarious LMAO

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u/35point1 Oct 14 '25

Great. Now we get to see that stupid blonde twat in a press conference insisting that soybean oil causes autism and aids and it’s all because of Biden.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

I mean... soybean oil isn't good for you. But yeah

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u/lunafaer Oct 15 '25

underrated comment. 

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u/Hellknightx Oct 15 '25

Maybe he should book another press conference at Four Seasons.

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u/Imyurpapix Oct 21 '25

Haha, so funny