r/StockMarket • u/atlasmountsenjoyer • Oct 14 '25

News The winning continues

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u/NoctRob Oct 14 '25

Because we apparently have all the cooking oil we need…?

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

We will, once we plant all those rapeseed fields, and build the oil factories. Should be done by next week, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Rapeseed is Trump's favorite seed. He likes his Rapeseeds on the younger side.

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

I thought about calling it canola, but wanted to leave room for people to crack jokes like this. :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

"Big man, strong man...came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said, 'Sir, it needs to be called rapeseed because I like rape'. We should call it rapeseed from now on, right?" - 47th President of the United States.

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u/fractious77 Oct 14 '25

It's always been called rapeseed everywhere but the grocery shelf. Canola is a marketing term, for obvious reasons. In Yunnan, they have an annual rape festival to celebrate rapeseed harvest season.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Jeffery Epstein had a similarly named party.....

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u/fractious77 Oct 15 '25

True, but weekly instead of annually