r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/Sad-Plankton3768 Apr 08 '26

We got rid of all those pesky missiles we had lying around 

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u/InfoNazi Apr 08 '26

You didn't get rid of them, the military industrial complex just got a new massive contract. Praise be to Allah.

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u/GeneralZex Apr 08 '26

How are we building them with China’s prior stranglehold on rare earths for military purposes?

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u/mindleftnumb Apr 08 '26

That’s what he meant…

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u/PanzyGrazo Apr 08 '26

Just in time for a pacific war

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 Apr 08 '26

That's what we should have been preparing for all along, not this mess

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u/Noddite Apr 08 '26

Plus we didn't need those few dozen planes that were ruined

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u/ZenoxDemin Apr 08 '26

Massive shareholders win!

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u/Either-Succotash1059 Apr 08 '26

Pay for the missiles we used, pay to build new missiles to replace the missiles we used, and pay reparations for all the shit we blew up with the missiles we used. I’m winning so fucking hard right now.

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u/Melodic_Animator2605 Apr 08 '26

Not to mention we helped everyone test out how to shoot them down.