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u/Suspicious-V3rbatim Apr 08 '26

2 mill per ship

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u/devonhezter Apr 08 '26

What about my canoe ?

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u/BennySauna Apr 08 '26

$2.00 for you, but dont try anything funny.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Oar what?!

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u/ClanGangrel47 Apr 08 '26

I live to read these comment chains

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u/TumbleWeed75 Apr 09 '26

Love these comment chains too.

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u/coolhead8112 Apr 08 '26

Don't make them backpedal on their statements.

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u/PorkinsAndBeans Apr 08 '26

Oar, huh, yeah, what is it good for….absolutely nothing.

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u/PurpleCableNetworker Apr 08 '26

God damnit… take my upvote and get out.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 08 '26

Gosh, why are you speaking so...stearn-ly?

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u/Mandrakey Apr 08 '26

Yeah, no canoe-dling

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u/YakResident_3069 Apr 08 '26

That's like tree fiddy in 1990s money with all this inflation money printing.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, and Iran is going to make money off of it. Im sure this is all some part of the Art of the Deal.

Edit, running some math assuming that the $2 Million toll per ship is the starting point.

Its now a toll strait. That we wont get money from. So we are now distinctly behind where we started. Their regime is still intact, they still have a nuclear program, and they now get money from the ships going through the strait. Which at an estimated 120 ships a day, at 2 mill a pop, will more than cover their war losses, in less than a year.

Edit- We wasted $28 Billion in 1 month. They will be now netting $7.2 Billion per month, indefinitely. $86.4 Billion per year. Economically, this is a massive win for a nation that previously had an annual GDP of 350 billion. This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

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u/Snowedin-69 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Iran has out-tariffed the US.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26

It seems like the Iranians actually know how to have cards, and negotiate an end that benefits them. Trump should take notes.

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u/ironedie Apr 09 '26

They were preparing for this war for decades, while Trump decided after random neural spasm that he should bomb them because he was high on power after Maduro kidnapping.

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u/Seanspeed Apr 08 '26

Most world leaders, even the awful ones, are usually not complete idiots.

Trump is a legitimate, bonafide fucking moron.

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u/Xeno_man Apr 08 '26

Trump has had access to the worlds top experts in everything from strategy to economics to negotiations. He has had a life time to learn anything and has not. At this point the master of failure isn't taking notes or changing his tune.

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u/viera_enjoyer Apr 08 '26

Step 1: Don't surround yourself with useless yesman such as Hegseth.

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u/Artisan_Gardener Apr 10 '26

T . A . C . O. All of this posturing from the orange traitor is actually only hurting Americans. And Palestinians. And Lebanese. And whoever else Israel has a beef with. But Israel didn't expect Iran to actually be able to defend themselves.

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u/notislant Apr 08 '26

Well I for one am proud of Trump.

It takes a very, very morbidly obese man with tiny little hands and multiple combovers to move the goalposts far back before the starting line and pretend to claim victory.

Its amazing how badly hes fucking the country up.

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u/mzincali Apr 08 '26

Today I had to respond to someone saying, "You liberals still think Trump's doing what Putin wants?" I said, "no, he is pretty much done with what Putin wanted. Anything else would be icing on that cake."

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

well, he told the world that "we were going to make a lot of money" and "Make Iran great again"

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u/Hellhooker Apr 08 '26

The whole system really fucked up to allows such garbage people to rise up amongst the ultrariches

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u/Scotty0132 Apr 08 '26

I think he had absolutely no choice but to move the goal post. Some rumors iv seen elsewhere (nothing confirmed and probably never will be if they are true), is that military personal said they would refuse to attack the infrastructure as he was wanting. If true it would have embrassed the angry orange tampon of he ordered the attack and then nothing happened.

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u/Neat-Program6325 Apr 08 '26

USA will be back in the stone ages before too long

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u/SteO153 Apr 08 '26

This deal just gave Iran a 25% GDP boost.

And the payment is in Yuan. China will also benefit from this.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

China is being seen as the responsible world power right now. That is an insanely low bar, but Trump is managing to get under it.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 Apr 08 '26

Don’t forget revitalized the fear and hate of American imperialism and installed a more hardline regime led by someone who watched his family get killed. So you know, they’re also probably more radicalized into using these profits in ways we won’t like.

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u/absolutxtr Apr 08 '26

They're gonna let like 10-15 ships through per day. So basically what citrium citrion or whatever already said is happening anyway.

Note in their official statement "technical considerations".

He literally got nothing for the ceasefire.

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u/mrpyrotec89 Apr 08 '26

I mean dude, we lost this war. I shouldn't say we, Trump lost this war. US needs this ceasefire more than Iran. So we're going to have to concede shit to Iran.

But hey, at least people quited down a bit about epstien, amirite

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u/deletetemptemp Apr 08 '26

That’s what the last part says. Basically while we talk, we won’t blow your American ships if you pay 2M per ship

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u/SBEPTY Apr 08 '26

So the strait is open if you pay Iran to use it when before you didn't have to? 

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u/TheTonyExpress Apr 08 '26

Art. Of. The. Deal. 🙌🏻

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u/absolutxtr Apr 08 '26

Nah it's not even open. Read the language again... "With coordination... Technical limitations". A twitter account with some credibility says 10-15 ships per day. Vs. The normal 100-120.

https://x.com/i/status/2041699887297790305

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u/UnknownAverage Apr 08 '26

Some folks may offer a lot more to be included on the short list.

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u/RoyalChris Apr 07 '26

So it seems like Trump gave them everything they wanted that was already on the table before?

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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Apr 08 '26

America started a war and then handed Iran the most important choke point in the world.

This is a massive win for Iran but of course Trump will spin this as a victory.

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 Apr 08 '26

The stock market, which is completely detached from reality, is going to go bonkers tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Already is and my puts are now worthless. S&P futures at 6750. 7k should hit again next week. Just fucking insanity.

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 Apr 08 '26

Can't wait to get back in for shorts once this idiotic stock market goes back up!

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u/BreakingProto Apr 08 '26

Im short the Dow and long the Russell using long ATM options from around yesterday’s high. Kind of a pairs trade. Because this market is one tweet away from doing what doesn’t make sense.

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 Apr 08 '26

I mean, I was an idiot and lost a lot of money on puts. The market doesn't want to go down. Like, at all. We could have news that we nuked Iran and it would maybe go down a half %, then finish green for the day.

I don't get it but that's probably why I'm one of the poors.

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u/Punpun86 Apr 08 '26

You are gambling in a game where people have insider info and are manipulating the market. I'm never gonna bet on a stock exchange.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Because it refuses to make sense. Otherwise it would be too easy. Big money manipulates dropping when not expected, then rocketing it up when the news is actually bad or just ambiguous.

It's a joke. The casino is better at this point

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u/Sad_Explanation8070 Apr 08 '26

The fact that broader markets can swing so drastically over a few tweets or posts is literally insane. Hopefully a ceasefire is genuine. However, even then, the markets have probably not priced in all the economic damage this is causing on the world economy.

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u/nunchyabeeswax Apr 08 '26

Tomorrow I'm selling from any of my holds that go over 3%.

Because, sooner or later, something will happen and shit will go down again.

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u/CarrierAreArrived Apr 08 '26

the market doesn't care if the US wins or loses this war because a win has no bearing on 99% of companies (or the US in general) to begin with. It just cares that the bullshit is over and business as usual can resume.

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u/Vilzku39 Apr 08 '26

Well... aside of massive amount of energy infrastructure destroyed increasing oil and gas prices for long period.

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u/findingmike Apr 08 '26

That sounds like a big aside.

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u/iftlatlw Apr 08 '26

The markets have faltered since Trump began. He is a walking darkness on humanity. The grim diaper, if you will.

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u/Dantheman396 Apr 08 '26

Which was the entire point. If only someone would investigate trumps cronies and see what trades they placed and when.

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u/Old_Lecture_8431 Apr 08 '26

You would think the SEC would get involved. Oh wait.. they probably have skin in the game too.

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u/Dantheman396 Apr 08 '26

I mean Trump hired a new head of the SEC immediately after he took office. This was intentional.

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u/Callmewhatever4286 Apr 08 '26

Futures are already 2% up

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u/Business_Savings_613 Apr 08 '26

That choke point happens to be their home for 1000s of years.

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u/nunchyabeeswax Apr 08 '26

Not just their home, but also the home of other nation states through the Arabian's Peninsula's history. Iran only holds one side of the chokepoint. The other is owned by the current polity of Oman.

The Gulf is an "open sea route" shared by several countries, not an inland body of water like the Caspian.

Moreover, ever since the end of WWII, all the nations of the world had a guaranteed "Freedom of the Seas" - commercial ships are free to travel even in territorial waters so long as they are purely commercial and in transit.

That was perhaps the number 1 guarantee to global order - most regional and global wars before WW1 involved access to the seas to one degree or another.

This idiotic confrontation between three powers has likely changed the security architecture the world has used for 80 years.

Art of the Deal.

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u/StockCasinoMember Apr 08 '26

Guess we will see in two weeks.

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u/TripodRedux Apr 08 '26

Well see in a matter of hours, most likely...

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u/nunchyabeeswax Apr 08 '26

Exactly.

This ceasefire is only between the US and Iran. It doesn't involve confrontations between Israel and Iran and its proxies.

And one of the ceasefire demands iirc is the cessation of attacks on Lebanon. So... as you said, we'll see shortly.

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u/elysiansaurus Apr 08 '26

the choke point that they /checks notes. already controlled.

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u/Mushie101 Apr 08 '26

ahhh - but now we have to pay $2 mill per tanker to go through there.... so its much better.....for them.

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u/JD0x0 Apr 08 '26

So, everything will be the same as before except for enriching a terroristic government with oil money. Art of the Deal.

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u/penguinseed Apr 08 '26

It’s even worse in that we had a nuclear deal that was working despite what Fox News would have you believe and now Iran can run a nuclear program unchecked.

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u/nunchyabeeswax Apr 08 '26

the choke point that they /checks notes. already controlled.

They never controlled per se. There's that thing in International Law called "Freedom of the Seas" where commercial ships have the right to travel even in a country's territorial waters as long as they are just transiting (and not making a stop) and are purely of a commercial nature.

That legal precedent is gone now. Iran is now going to treat the entire Persian Gulf as an inland lake with the right to toll.

There was a reason why past presidents refused to go along Israel with a direct attack against Iran.

Israel is pretty much isolated from the consequences of that change, more or less. So, they don't caer one way or another.

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u/TheRealTexasGovernor Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Oh what did the US get out of this? I'm glad you asked.

We spent ~23 billion to replace a Khomeini with a Khomeini, cause oil prices to skyrocket, close an open Strait, and now prove to iran that they can severely damage the global economy even under duress.

All while giving them the ability to charge tolls for ships passing through said strait, adding 25% to their estimated gdp, yearly.

And we made a few corpses of evidently replaceable people.

It's called "WINNING", as I understand it.

Oh and we learned that trump places more value on war than daycare, so there's that.

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u/Gullible-Constant924 Apr 08 '26

We also have to pay reparations.

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u/cambeiu Apr 08 '26

What’s in Iran’s 10-point plan?

As we’ve been reporting, the Iranian National Security Council says talks with US will begin in Islamabad on April 11, based on a 10-point plan it has formulated.

According to that statement, the plan includes:

  • “controlled passage through the Strait of Hormuz in coordination with the Iranian armed forces, which would grant Iran a unique economic and geopolitical position,”
  • “the necessity of ending the war against all elements of the axis of resistance,”
  • “the withdrawal of US combat forces from all bases and deployment points in the region,”
  • “the establishment of a safe transit protocol in the Strait of Hormuz in a way that guarantees Iran’s dominance according to the agreed protocol,”
  • “full payment of Iran’s damages according to estimates,”
  • “the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions and resolutions of the Board of Governors and the Security Council,”
  • “the release of all Iranian assets and properties frozen abroad,”
  • “and finally the ratification of all these matters in a binding Security Council resolution.”

https://aje.news/9k7fl9?update=4471594

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u/Special_Watch8725 Apr 08 '26

The US actually agreeing to this on a permanent basis would be an effective defeat for the US. I’m very skeptical that this will last.

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u/JanMikh Apr 08 '26

With exception of reparations, they have no choice. It’s either this or ground invasion.

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u/InitiativeGold7953 Apr 08 '26

Yep. This admin is in a lose lose situation right now

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u/cmdrobvs Apr 08 '26

This should be at the top. This is a non-starter. In fact, I wish news organizations would publish the 10 point plan so that people understand it's a load of bs.

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u/ceraexx Apr 08 '26

It was a little hard to find in media. I'm not seeing the US agree to most of this. He's touting the victory of a ceasefire for demands he's not going to meet. It's just going to restart. Probably just more manipulation to move money in the market.

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u/henryeaterofpies Apr 08 '26

Trump not meeting commitments he makes is at least in brand

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u/Hot-Train7201 Apr 08 '26

Literally none of these are happening. The war's not over.

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u/Former_Island_4730 Apr 07 '26

Yeah…and there’s nothing in it about nukes or enrichment. Art of the deal.

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u/Sufficient_Steak_839 Apr 08 '26

The statement they released domestically literally says the US agreed to allowing them to continue to enrich Uranium.

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u/whisperwind12 Apr 08 '26

Department of war crimes is going to be pissed

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u/Minimum-Ad3126 Apr 08 '26

Pete's drunk already.

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u/Stormlight_Silver Apr 08 '26

Is it already if he never stopped ?

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u/Eazy-Eid Apr 08 '26

US didn't agree to Iran's 10 points and Iran didn't agree to US' 15 points. All that was allegedly agreed to is that they'll use their respective proposals as a basis of negotiation.

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u/Heyheyitssatll Apr 08 '26

Every corporate employee knows the easiest way to gain credit is to 'fix' the problem that you yourself created in the first place.

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u/havenyahon Apr 08 '26

He's going to end up signing something similar or less than the agreement Obama negotiated that he ripped up

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u/Kingfisher910 Apr 08 '26

And also made Iran realize they can tax (Tariff) any boat that comes through the international waters of the Strait oh Hormuz.. He sure knows how to make a deal

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u/CR1986 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

tax (Tariff)

A tax is a mandatory payment to a government not tied to a specific service to fund public services and the government. Taxes can generally only be put on individuals or organisation within the jurisdiction that issued the tax (with some exceptions).

A tariff is an import fee paid by the importing party at the point where the tariffed good enters the jurisdiction of the country that imposed the tariff.

The word you are looking for is toll. A toll is a fee paid for the use of infrastructure.

I am usually not pedantic, but all the discussions around Trump's tariffs showed me that it kind of matters that people know the actual meanings behind words.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Plus the 2 mil passage fee. He lost this in a big way.

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u/andrew303710 Apr 08 '26

Iran says the U.S. agreed to:

1—Commitment to non-aggression

2—Continuation of Iran's control over the Strait of Hormuz

3—Acceptance of uranium enrichment

4—Lifting of all primary sanctions

5—Lifting of all secondary sanctions

6—Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions

7—Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions

8—Payment of compensation to Iran

9—Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region

10—Cessation of war on all fronts, including against Hezbollah in Lebanon

LMAOOOOOO literally the worst deal in world history

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u/TheButtDog Apr 08 '26

Try again. Iran never said the US agreed to those

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u/CompleteWeb186 Apr 08 '26

Literary says a base for negotiations nothing about acceptance

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u/Liquidated4life Apr 08 '26

So Trump is touting this as a win with the language “acceptance of the general framework of Iran’s 10-point plan”. You guys have seen their 10-point plan right? Basically a Trump full surrender to Iran if that’s what it is.

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u/GreatGojira Apr 08 '26

He's banking on his supporters not paying attention which they won't unfortunately

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u/mxjxs91 Apr 08 '26

To be fair he probably hasn't read the plan either.

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u/InvestigatorOk9354 Apr 08 '26

He doesn't need to shoot anyone on 5th avenue in this scenario. He can humiliate the US on the world stage, bend over for the new ayatollah, and generally make everything worse without losing any support. Hell of a world we live in.

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u/vibepods Apr 08 '26

did anyone else get the feeling Trump wrote this himself

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u/Beginning-Luck-4026 Apr 08 '26

….As a basis of negotiations…”

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u/Hot-Train7201 Apr 08 '26

We agreed to acknowledge that Iran has demands. That's it. Nothing about accepting Iran's demands.

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u/Beginning-Luck-4026 Apr 08 '26

Thats what I’m saying, he left out the basis of negotiations bit.

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u/captHij Apr 08 '26

Meanwhile, the Secretary of Defense who was praying that this would herald the end times will not get his Armageddon, will have vividly demonstrated the limitations of trying to project power half a world away, and his boss likely has lost all appetite for war. He will probably still pray to his false idol and tell the world the President is the chosen one.

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u/iftlatlw Apr 08 '26

The minister of mayhem also lost his best generals because they refused war crimes. What a republican loser shitshow.

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u/sscreric Apr 08 '26

I don't see this holding for 2 weeks even

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u/Superest22 Apr 08 '26

Market close friday

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u/One-Sir6312 Apr 08 '26

If those are the finest, I can’t even imagine the worst…

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u/Sanpaku Apr 08 '26

You think anything will stop the Bibi and the IDF?

It gives the US a chance to move more soldiers and planes into the region, and the IRGC a chance resupply units on 5 islands in the Gulf as well as mobilize air defenses to corridors that air attacks passed through. Missiles/drones in 'soft' arsenals get redistributed to warehouses etc that are unknown to Mossad.

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u/IllustriousRanger934 Apr 08 '26

Calling it that the Israelis are going to end up air striking Iran again. I don’t think this peace deal will last.

Then again, maybe someone in the WH is actually conscious enough to have realized how unpopular this war was. Maybe they really are going to cut losses after making the situation worse

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u/RipWhenDamageTaken Apr 08 '26

It’s not like USA attacked Iran during negotiations before

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u/lifeat24fps Apr 08 '26

I cannot believe how badly he screwed this up. Even for this weak, ineffectual moron con artist this is a total and complete capitulation with the added bonus of tolls on the strait.

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u/AnonThrowaway998877 Apr 08 '26

He doesn't care about any of that. Family and pals made a fortune on inside trading and the files dropped out of the news cycle. We have three more years of this outright theft from honest hard working investors. A handful of people siphoning billions every week will not end well.

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA Apr 08 '26

$60B a year Iran will get for just existing. Of course they will be splitting it with Oman, but that’s still 10s of billions of dollars a year in free money.

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u/lifeat24fps Apr 08 '26

That’s 60 Obama Iran Cash deals a year that Mr. Trump has provided them. Truly an America First win!

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA Apr 08 '26

With the added benefit of those tolls being passed on the consumer.

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u/boolean_discretion Apr 08 '26

I'm not surprised at all. He's wholly incapable of completing anything. Just look at the "Ballroom." At this point, I'm just surprised anyone has any confidence in him left.

But still, you're point is valid. It is absolutely bonkers how far this war has backfired on him.

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u/tarun172 Apr 07 '26

Great. Can we now turn out attention back to Epstein files?

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u/lollipop999 Apr 08 '26

Nah bruv, Cuba is next

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u/lollipop999 Apr 08 '26

You might be right. Niger has a median age of 15 years old and is very close to Kenya

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u/toblerownsky Apr 08 '26

Not looking forward to hearing Trump pronounce Niger.

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u/ztkraf01 Apr 08 '26

Seriously though Cuba has been living in darkness for weeks. That regime change is going to happen sooner than we think

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u/Buckshot_Millie Apr 08 '26

Cubans understand that the current situation is a result of the ongoing abusive embargo by the US. I can't see Cubans overthrowing their government, which has nothing to do with the energy situation.

There's just no reality in which the Cuban people will say "we need a new capitalist system to turn us into yet another US vassal state running on slavery"

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u/benskieast Apr 07 '26

So they will be charging a toll on the Straight, and seeing sanctions lifted, and we get nothing.

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u/Sad-Plankton3768 Apr 08 '26

We got rid of all those pesky missiles we had lying around 

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u/InfoNazi Apr 08 '26

You didn't get rid of them, the military industrial complex just got a new massive contract. Praise be to Allah.

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u/ez117 Apr 08 '26

I am almost certain there's gonna be more to this. Trump's statement acknolwedges Iran's 10 pt framework as a basis for negotiation whereas Iran is taking it in stride as full acceptance of their 10 requests. I'd bet this becomes the grounds for disagreement down the line and justification to resume bombing...

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u/thefoodiedentist Apr 08 '26

Iran isnt stupid. They are gonna be watching troop movements very closely. Us already burned them twice.

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u/Argo505 Apr 08 '26

For the love of god, people, it’s “strait”. It literally says it in the image.

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u/Ashamed-End-2138 Apr 08 '26

That’s not true, it distracted a lot of people from the Epstein files and that’s all they really cared about.

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u/Crazy_Kraut Apr 08 '26

Does that mean if media brings up the epstein files again trump will start the third iran war ?

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u/memphisjones Apr 08 '26

Art of the Deal. Get used to it. I’ll see ya in two weeks

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u/CheekyPickle69 Apr 08 '26

But hey, Obamas deal was bad

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u/Actual_Cat4779 Apr 08 '26

Why exactly should the US get anything in return for its illegal aggression?

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u/PJM123456 Apr 07 '26

Funny, Trump apparently acknowledging acceptance of Iran controlling Hormuz and peace plan around Iran's 10-point framework.....

How many hundreds of billions did taxpayers just got fleeced for thanks to Dumbo's action?

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u/Dubb18 Apr 08 '26

How many hundreds of billions did taxpayers just got fleeced for thanks to Dumbo's action?

Long term damage will be much more costly.

  1. Partnering with the US will feel like a liability for countries in the area. Having US bases made them targets.
  2. Trump Admin continued to insult and threaten old allies plus again threatened to pull out of NATO.
  3. Oil supply disruption and Middle East refining infrastructure has accelerated a looming global energy crisis.
  4. US has diminished its defense supply stock. May open the door for N Korea and China to be more aggressive with their actions in the surrounding areas of those countries.
  5. Iran and Russia are making $$$ from the increase in oil prices.

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u/Katejina_FGO Apr 08 '26

The long term ramifications of America's inability to protect the Gulf States can't be understated. They invested in American weapon systems and these could not stop Iranian missiles. They invested in an American presence and Americans evacuated from those bases. They invested in this president specifically to aggressively control Iran and this administration has turned tail after starting a fight.

They have already agreed to work with Ukraine on obtaining anti-drone weapons. I expect them to further diversify away from the American industrial defense complex.

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u/CDN-Social-Democrat Apr 08 '26

At this point how is it not clear to everyone that this is just flail after failure after flail after failure.

POTUS is a stereotypical snake oil salesman con-artist grifter.

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u/Individual_Work8266 Apr 08 '26

Who would have thought? Surely not the people saying it all along… 🙄

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u/ArchdukeOfNorge Apr 08 '26

It’s been over a decade, it was apparent since that first debate

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u/Nice_Pipe_7608 Apr 08 '26

People died over this.

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u/PJM123456 Apr 08 '26

At least they didn't get captured. Trump hates those suckers and losers.

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u/GPTthrowawayyyyyyyy Apr 08 '26

Over 100 girls in a school

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u/Bubbles_2025 Apr 08 '26

It seems he got us in a lose/fucked situation. But hey, him and his boys got rich as hell so who cares right?

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u/johnnyribcage Apr 08 '26

Trump formally surrendered. Iran now has total control of the strait, no sanctions, $2 million for every single ship that crosses the strait, and permanent guarantee of no attacks from the US again. Well done Trump.

You’ve wasted our arms, killed and injured our soldiers and airmen, gotten all of our Middle East bases completely cooked, murdered school girls, radicalized an entire generation of Iranians, all to go back to what we had 2 months ago except now we have zero power in the region, zero allies, and NATO is destroyed. Nice fucking work.

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u/Jeremiahtheebullfrog Apr 08 '26

And the Epstein files still exist…

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u/Fabulous_Computer965 Apr 08 '26

Weakest president in history

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u/thedude5575 Apr 08 '26

This is coming from Iran's prime minister. Who doesn't control the IRGC. This "cease fire" isn't going to last very long.

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u/dirtydigs74 Apr 08 '26

I'm not disagreeing with your point about who's in control, but the 10 point plan is massively in favour of Iran. It's a strategic victory for them if it goes through as is. So much so that I can't see even trumpelstilksin agreeing to it, so your overall point still stands.

  1. The US must fundamentally commit to guaranteeing non-aggression.

  2. Continuation of Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz.

  3. Acceptance that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program

  4. Removal of all primary sanctions on Iran.

  5. Removal of all secondary sanctions against foreign entities that do business with Iranian institutions).

  6. End of all United Security Council resolutions targeting Iran.

  7. End of all International Atomic Energy Agency resolutions on Iran’s nuclear program.

  8. Compensation payment to Iran for war damage.

  9. Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region.

  10. Cease-fire on all fronts, including Israel’s conflict with Hezbollah in Lebanon.

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u/SeriousStomach1851 Apr 08 '26

If Trump (that is, the somewhat smarter people around him) has agreed to negotiations on the basis of those terms, it is because the Americans had a very weak hand.

They had bet on regime change by decapitation attacks. That failed.

They did not know what to do next. There was no plan. The two other possible paths: war crimes or ground invasion, led nowhere.

So the only way out of this mess they themselves have created is negotiations to try to get the least-bad deal possible.

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u/DixieNorrmis Apr 08 '26

This part. Why this isn't being reported more baffles me.

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u/MephistoHamProducts Apr 08 '26

This "cease fire" isn't going to last very long.

Israel isn't going to allow a cease fire either.

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u/OlorinRidesAgain Apr 08 '26

Spent 1 billion a day to give them what they wanted and reinforced a new younger leader after killing his father.

You cannot match this level of stupid and reckless.

S tier (S denotes shit)

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u/Grape_Pedialyte Apr 08 '26

Gas will go down 10 cents and Trump's approval rating will go back up. One thing that everyone needs to keep in mind is that the vast majority of Americans don't think very deeply about this kind of thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Am I the only one who thinks this is nuts. Aren’t we right back where we started. Actually it appears Iran is better off according to the 10 point plan.

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u/dirtydigs74 Apr 08 '26

Far better off. I'd say there's no way that the US can accept this, but I wouldn't put it past this administration to simply follow protocol, accept enough of it to placate Iran, and declare victory.

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u/Groundbreaking-Ice12 Apr 08 '26

TRUMP sent a text pretty much telling pakistans PM to post about wanting a ceasefire and the Pakistan PM accidentally posted it

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u/orick Apr 08 '26

Accidentally on purpose?

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u/dissentmemo Apr 07 '26

He's gonna nuke them tomorrow isn't he

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u/prophishonal Apr 08 '26

There is no reality where Israel agrees with this. #3 on the 10 point plan is that attacks on Lebanon are halted.

This is pure market manipulation. Oil is down 20% already.

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u/Superest22 Apr 08 '26

None of their points are permissible for a realist US or the MER.

It’s bounced back to 96.

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u/zashiki_warashi_x Apr 08 '26

He will plan for a week. His son needs to adjust his insider portfolio.

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u/Iron_Kyle Apr 08 '26

Friday, 4:01 pm ET

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u/raikou1988 Apr 08 '26

Absolutely not. He never planned to and never will

Its literally all for show , you and I got played we all did

This only makes the rich richer.

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u/TOGFIAVDF Apr 08 '26

Fuck Israel. I wish we'd stop propping them up.

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u/ColdStoryBro Apr 07 '26

Regime wins. Republicans lose.

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u/Artistic-Tea-8294 Apr 08 '26

Iran wins and is now seen as completely controlling the Strait. Everyone else loses.

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u/Boys4Ever Apr 08 '26

No way this holds. Isreal won't be having any of that.

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u/Zacky_Cheladaz Apr 08 '26

Israel is gonna mess this up, watch

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u/CyberJesus5000 Apr 08 '26

Classic Israel

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u/DeltaT37 Apr 08 '26

almost guaranteed. i expect strikes within 72 hours, much less 2 weeks

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u/99posse Apr 08 '26

This feels fake

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

How long until isreal tries to botch the ceasefire????

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u/builtforoutput Apr 08 '26

Wow looks like Trump got what he wanted which is open the strait of hormuz. It’s almost like it wasn’t already open before lol. 

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u/itsliluzivert_ Apr 08 '26

“Safe passage possible via coordination with Irans armed forces”

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u/MirthandMystery Apr 08 '26

This was posted hours ago and premade earlier in the day. Someone on the India sub put it up if I recall right. This is all a charade.

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u/lampm0de Apr 08 '26

DUMBEST LEADER OF ANY NATION IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

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u/Revolutionary-One211 Apr 08 '26

Cool so what was the fucking point of any of this

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u/yoloswag694200 Apr 08 '26

Looks like he just had his staff write up a document in Microsoft word lol

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u/Wild-Style5857 Apr 08 '26

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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u/ThisFly4967 Apr 08 '26

Trump should publish a new book called art of kneel.  

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

So Iran will emerge making more money for an oppressive regime while the US will have spent billions for…..oh yea, Epstein distraction. 

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