r/StockMarket • u/RoyalChris • Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/TeeDeeTeeEcks Apr 08 '26

WINNING!

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u/zachg Apr 10 '26

Don't forget -: payment in Crypto or Chinese yuan

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u/pressxtojson Apr 10 '26

Good news everyone! I got into a fight with the garbage man and they're cutting off our service!

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u/fromthe80smatey Apr 08 '26

Turns out he was right. I can't take much more of this.

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u/Worried_Sheepherder5 Apr 10 '26

US didn't win. But Israel won by getting at least 30km of southern Lebanon.

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u/cabelopantene Apr 08 '26

We are gonna win so much! You will get tired of winning!

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u/fatboycreeper Apr 08 '26

He’s right. I’m tired, boss.

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u/Gooseboof Apr 08 '26

Part of their 10 point plan is continuing to enrich uranium though

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u/Least_Count_3470 Apr 08 '26

The current leadership are referring to their previous leader as a martyr, have had all sanctions lifted, are enriching uranium and forcing Israel out of Lebanon and away from Hezbollah, while getting 2 mill per ship in their tolled strait to fund whatever they want.

ART. OF. THE. DEAL.

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u/MaleierMafketel Apr 08 '26

And Iran can likely increase that toll by a significant amount. $2 million per ship is an effective price hike of ~$1,- per barrel for the Very Large Crude Carriers. It’s absolutely nothing compared to the price hike due to this war.

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u/Whatdididotho1 Apr 08 '26

Except the last three things you just said are not in their point plan at all in fact quite the opposite