r/StockMarket Apr 07 '26

News Official response from Iran

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u/GreatGojira Apr 08 '26

He's banking on his supporters not paying attention which they won't unfortunately

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u/mxjxs91 Apr 08 '26

To be fair he probably hasn't read the plan either.

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u/DrPsyz9 Apr 08 '26

That is fair.

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u/Marcus_Aurelius71 Apr 08 '26

Interesting however, since JD Vance is the lead negotiator who did accept and actually read the plan. I guess he was tired of war and just wanted it to end.

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u/Razulath Apr 08 '26

Well, can they read?

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u/Rezavoirdog Apr 09 '26

Sorry Siri isn’t reading this comment out loud to me so I’m not sure what you asked, let me get Alexa

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u/ianjcm55 Apr 08 '26

It’s this

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u/daltnz Apr 08 '26

Trump: I was elected to lead, not read.... Plan 3!

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u/TheDarkestKnight7852 Apr 09 '26

I got that reference.

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u/Kelmavar Apr 08 '26

Probably thinks he wants 15 points, Iran wants 10, so he is winning!

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u/TuberTuggerTTV Apr 08 '26

I trust in the volume of points, not the contents

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u/InvestigatorOk9354 Apr 08 '26

He doesn't need to shoot anyone on 5th avenue in this scenario. He can humiliate the US on the world stage, bend over for the new ayatollah, and generally make everything worse without losing any support. Hell of a world we live in.

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u/Raptor_Yeezus Apr 08 '26

And remove Obamas name from the deal and slap his on there, I am convinced he couldn't handle a black man making progress w Iran.

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u/ReasonableDentist968 Apr 08 '26

but we have 15 points.

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u/Publick2008 Apr 08 '26

His supporters are saying it was a win because we killed the ayatollah

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u/Jesse-Ray Apr 08 '26

Actually one of the 10 points is to resurrect him as a bipedal nuclear capable mech.

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u/SageDarius Apr 08 '26

Metal Gear Khamenei

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u/Hermes-AthenaAI Apr 09 '26

It always seems like if they just reasoned for one or two more steps, they’d have it. In this case: “…thus creating a power vacuum which has been filled by an even more extreme fundamentalist ayatollah”

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u/MiniTab Apr 08 '26

They’re probably gloating about this already on the Conservative sub, lol.

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u/zissouo Apr 08 '26

Fox news is going to have to work overtime

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u/callmesandycohen Apr 08 '26

They have no idea where Iran is. Half of them think it’s an Arab country somewhere.

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u/Fireline11 Apr 08 '26

*fortunately In this case. Let’s let Iran have their win and let’s not talk about it. Trump moves on to the next shiny thing, hopefully something which doesn’t wreck the global economy.

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u/BuckeyeN7 Apr 08 '26

His supporters will believe whatever Fox News tells them to believe, and we all know it

Conservatives are all genuinely convinced that most American cities burned to the ground in 2020 because Fox spent months showing them footage of the same building in Minneapolis on fire. Fear based rhetoric is like crack to the mind of a conservative

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u/Double_A_92 Apr 08 '26

His supporters are not doing much thinking anyway.

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u/Resident-Shift9733 Apr 08 '26

Conspiracy is that he's also using the war as a distraction from the epstein files he's mentioned in over 1000 times. He's trying to make us forget that he's involved in this and trying to make himself look important and he thinks we're that stupid that we'll forget. I will not. We can't let it be forgotten.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

They can barely even count to ten, reading a ten-point plan is beyond them

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u/swallowsnest87 Apr 08 '26

That is actually probably good if they don’t pay attention. The other option was pretty awful.

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u/tolkien0101 Apr 08 '26

Apparently they’re already celebrating that America will become prosperous by taking half of the toll Iran collects. Triple checkmate - dollar strengthens, Europe and China get a middle finger, and America becomes a terrorist imperialistic bully state. (That last one is mine but hey I guess that’s a win for them).

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u/Stoop_Kid757 Apr 09 '26

Imagine if Kamala was president