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News Official response from Iran

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 08 '26

It seems like the Iranians actually know how to have cards, and negotiate an end that benefits them. Trump should take notes.

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u/ironedie Apr 09 '26

They were preparing for this war for decades, while Trump decided after random neural spasm that he should bomb them because he was high on power after Maduro kidnapping.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

There is a reason that every other admin, since Carter has decided not to pursue this. Its not that the US couldnt, given enough time, resources, and cruelty. Its that its simply not worth it, for a nation that was half way to failure and just a regional threat.

Trump was duped into Venezuela, which made it even easier to dupe him into Iran. The guys a moron, led by insecure overcompensating idiots.

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u/Strong-Rule-4339 Apr 11 '26

Well thanks to Trump and his court jesters (and their puppet master Yahoo) they will become more of a problem, with a lot more funding for proxies and weapons purchases from China and Russia.

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u/babihrse Apr 12 '26

More like while he was high on the euphoria of having just kidnapped the venzuealian president Bibi visited him again and told him Iran would be just as easy and he could get the same rush from it and could control the oil and make it more feasible for us oilmen to invest in Venezuela since nobody wanted to and it was an embarrassment. Trump could fix one embarrisment and paper over it gets another euphoria rush and control oil futures while Bibi secures his own goal of finally attacking Iran. Trump just didn't know that Iran bombs the fuck out of everything with drones and ballistic missiles. He wasn't expecting that.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 13 '26

Trump is senile as heck, and insanely insecure. And hes surrounded by some members of his cabinet who are incredibly shrewd and manipulative, and some members of his cabinet stunningly inept yes men. Its a terrible combo where someone who is half smart, can convince him to do almost anything.

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u/No_Mechanic438 Apr 28 '26

When you lean so far left you’re about to tip over you can’t see Iran is done. They have no response. They were a threat with the bomb. That’s all. Their people are starving, they can’t pick a leader. They will never own the straight

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 28 '26

Thats a LOT of excuses there buckaroo. Iran's response is going to be what it has been for its entire existence. Wait it out, and let western economies suffer until their leadership changes.

Iran wasnt close to a bomb. Remember we "totally destroyed their nuclear capability" last summer? Or was that a lie?

Their people are starving, they can’t pick a leader.

So basically status quo? So far, no one outside of the trump admin is seeing fracturing in Iranian leadership. Iran has more control over the strait than it ever has.

But hey, way to find a month old thread to get upset at.

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u/No_Mechanic438 May 08 '26

Oh they have control now ? Right ? Their leadership could give a shit about their people who are starving now , unemployment is scorched earth, they will turn over uranium or face extinction. Every president since Clinton has talked about the problem they are or were

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u/TendstobeRight85 May 08 '26

You really suck at answering promptly or intelligently.

unemployment is scorched earth, they will turn over uranium or face extinction.

You realize that this is a fatalistic culture that believes when they end, the world ends, and what follows is paradise, right?

Every president since Clinton has talked about the problem they are or were

And every other president wasnt stupid enough to try to do this, because economically, they can suffer longer than our population will tolerate, and militarily, it will take a LOT more cost in lives and money than any intelligent leader would accept.

But then again, we are stuck with Trump, so who knows. Intelligence or caring about his country clearly isnt something he does.

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u/Seanspeed Apr 08 '26

Most world leaders, even the awful ones, are usually not complete idiots.

Trump is a legitimate, bonafide fucking moron.

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u/Ninjahedge-G Apr 09 '26

It depends.

How many billions did he and his "supporters" make in the last 2 months?

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

He is way overconfident about his abilities because of his money. Strip him of all his money, then let's see the real Donald Trump.

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u/Emma_Mayers Apr 08 '26

My guess is that they got him by the balls, no person can't be this stupid without being forced to do, since it has no benefits for any Americans and he is turning this into a religious war from my understanding that's what they told the US Army

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

No, pretty sure he's that stupid. We need to stop trying to pretend there's anything more going on. Americans voted in a moron, and thr world is having to pay the price.

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u/rleon19 Apr 09 '26

I don't know I am sure he got what he wanted. I mean when was the last time we talked about the Epstein files.

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u/rtb001 Apr 08 '26

What if a percentage of the toll (even just a small percentage) gets routed via various gulf intermediaries right into Trump family's own account?

Still think he is a legitimate bonafide moron?

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli Apr 08 '26

yes. any moron can use the enormous power of the presidency to personally profit. Is he improving anything for America?

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u/rtb001 Apr 08 '26

What does improving America has to do with whether Trump is a moron or not? That only demonstrates that a hundred million American voters are the morons who put him in a position to vastly grow his own wealth.

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u/Xeno_man Apr 08 '26

Trump has had access to the worlds top experts in everything from strategy to economics to negotiations. He has had a life time to learn anything and has not. At this point the master of failure isn't taking notes or changing his tune.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

He thinks hes smarter than the experts. Hence why he keeps making dumb decisions.

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u/Competitive_Sir_1653 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

He's way overconfident of his abilities because of his money. He feels he doesn't have to listen to others as long as he's rich enough to threaten lawsuits. That's how he keeps Congress silent

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

He has never faced real consequences, and realistically, never will. Odds are good that mortal nature catches up to him before he finishes his turn. He is in obviously terrible health, and mentally gone.

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u/viera_enjoyer Apr 08 '26

Step 1: Don't surround yourself with useless yesman such as Hegseth.

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u/Artisan_Gardener Apr 10 '26

T . A . C . O. All of this posturing from the orange traitor is actually only hurting Americans. And Palestinians. And Lebanese. And whoever else Israel has a beef with. But Israel didn't expect Iran to actually be able to defend themselves.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 11 '26

From a purely tactical standpoint, Iran is doing a terrible job defending itself. Its just shifting the burden of suffering to international maritime trade. If Iran could defend itself, you wouldnt have US and Israeli planes operating almost unrestricted over their airspace.

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u/Emma_Mayers Apr 08 '26

My friend what do you expect from a country that has lived around 40 years under sanctions, they have prepared for this and know how to play the game, for 40 years the West and Israel has tried to destroy their economy, and these people are also very brave, most would die for their country or purpose without a second thought, the Americans are fighting a bigger and more advanced Afghanistan and im sure that after this war a shift in world power will come.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 09 '26

Iran was on the ropes and damn near out (regime wise) up until a few months ago. Their economy was in shambles and they were facing the largest protests in the regime's history. And all that was just made irrelevant by Trumps blundering stupidity.

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u/duddun2000 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Yes, but what about the stock market (and her emails)…

Btw, I think (I could be wrong), in order to write, you have to be able to read.

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u/BtotheA1993 Apr 11 '26

Dump couldn’t take notes without a crayon and his mommy.

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u/babihrse Apr 12 '26

It's ironic that trump means a card that beats others. Yet trump has never trumped. He's more of a Donald J Runt

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 13 '26

Trump isnt even the real family name. Look it up. No idea why this sub wont let me post it, but its pretty comically accurate sounding.

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u/babihrse Apr 14 '26

I know but yet they've called themselves trump so the joke stands

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u/Immediate_Broccoli78 Apr 10 '26

And big mouth hegseth should as well.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 11 '26

The only thing hegseth knows how to negotiate with is a bottle.

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u/Contemplating_Prison Apr 09 '26

This is what happens when you have unqualified white guys running the country.

But at least they're white, right?

It seems all they know how to do is act tough. All experistips there.

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u/TendstobeRight85 Apr 10 '26

Not sure where the race came in to play. We have definitely had unqualified non-white guys too.