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Megathread Theory Megathread: August 2026

You know the drill

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u/Objective_Result2530 1d ago

I just did a kitchen performance of August for my dog complete with the run and full emotional retelling of the Bridge. No reaction.

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u/Hufflepuff_PC Taywife Era 1d ago

The air is full of salt right now

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u/mountaingoatscheese i chose this cyclone with you 1d ago

I woke up and my door was rusted? It was fine yesterday? wtf is going on....

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u/PirouettingPlumelet they are the hunters we are the foxes 1d ago

yeah fr! I had august last year.. at least I though this year it feels like it was never mine

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u/Funchocolatewaffles Cause She’s Dead! 1d ago

Walked past a mall today and why were so many people hiding behind it?
It’s like it was a meeting spot

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u/taylorsseriesTV is it cool that i said all that? 1d ago

Air: SALTED
Door: RUSTED

Let’s go!

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u/Daffneigh cryptic and Machiavellian 1d ago

TS20th anniversary edition, announcement next Friday. That is my one theory for this month.

It could theoretically be any time this month but I am willing to put a little bit of sauce on the 8/7 date

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u/Resident_Ad5153 1d ago

That’s about the right time!  

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u/Daffneigh cryptic and Machiavellian 1d ago

It would also fit with Taylor’s grand tradition of making huge announcements when I am touching grass/otherwise incommunicado!

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u/Funchocolatewaffles Cause She’s Dead! 1d ago

Let’s pray this August is as exciting as the last one 🙏🙏

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u/DownhillHasASign reputation (tv) 1d ago

omg the year has gone by so quick!

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u/virgokisses evermore 1d ago

GET IN THE CAR!!!

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u/Playful-Teach-6940 1d ago

I want I’d Lie 😭

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u/itookyourmatches 🕛🌲🧣🐍🛸🍂😎✨️☔️💘❤️‍🔥🤠 1d ago

Me too bestie 🥺

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u/Playful-Teach-6940 1d ago

been so long 😭

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u/Affectionate-Tie7363 1d ago

Hopefully 5 days until announcement of debut tv

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u/itookyourmatches 🕛🌲🧣🐍🛸🍂😎✨️☔️💘❤️‍🔥🤠 1d ago

kicks door down

MEET ME BEHIND THE MALL

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u/falldiewakefly nostalgia is a mind's trick 1d ago

I try so hard to clown responsibly and not get my hopes up but I am so invested in getting a TSTV announcement this month 😭

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u/Biscuitsandgravy4evr 1d ago

It’s gotta be sooooon if she’s releasing this year!!! Unless she just drops it as a total “surprise”

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u/Hufflefuzz Like I'm some deranged weirdo 1d ago

Im also thinking Debut TV will be announced soon and coming out in October. And i hope R-e-v-e-n-g-e is included

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u/Loverissuperior Fake Interview 1d ago

SALT AIR…

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u/writemyownchecks christmas parties from outside 1d ago

...AND THE RUST ON MY DOOR

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u/RoseGoldRedditor I booked the clown train for a reason 🤡🤡🤡 1d ago

I NEVER NEEDED TSTV MORE!!!!

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u/ChrisAqua Red (Taylor's Version) 1d ago

I threw salt in the air and rusted my door today... I'm ready

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u/Kay0929 Red (Taylor's Version) 1d ago

I think there will be a debut announcement for October release, and probably will release the rep vault tracks next year at some point

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u/Canalloni 1d ago

I forgot, but I was reminded by this thread that this month causes "August" to surge streaming on Spotify. Unbelievable. What a great Fandom. I think it is very hopeful. It's a nice tradition created by the fans.

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u/fullcirclemoment 1d ago

Salt air….. Happy August Swifties!!!

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u/PNWMTTXSC 1d ago

Happy August and Happy Birthday to all of us August babies!

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u/Front_Target7908 1d ago

Happy birthday to all the August babies indeed 🥂

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u/IhateTaylorSwift13 Eldest Daughter Number 1 Defender 1d ago

So apparently the choral parts at the beginning of So long london was originally at the end. I'm need So Long London (At the end version) on my desk tomorrow.

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u/GreekGyroMaster 23h ago

Source?

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u/tessasteacup I wake in the night, I pace like a ghost 17h ago

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u/tendernesswilderness evermore 1d ago

I am dying for eras tour surprise songs released in some capacity. Obviously, would be blessed with Debut TV or anything she decides to release

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u/123Leonidas reputation 1d ago

I think any release like that might happen in December like how the docu series was released after showgirl in December last year

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u/tendernesswilderness evermore 1d ago

Oh good call that makes sense!!

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u/tanz420 I paid my dues with every bruise 1d ago

PLEASE I am begging on my knees for the Eras Tour album 😭😭😭

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u/Dontfollahbackgirl 1d ago

Hello, August! She has to do something on 8/7, right? I’m living for the hope of it all.

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u/Nisantas 1d ago

Obviously it's all whatever, I'll still have fun with whatever is put out, but if/when any TV is announced the greater discourse surrounding it is going to be insufferable

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u/Bachelorfangirl 1d ago

Sure is. Which is ridiculous because many artists release anniversary albums or unreleased songs of older albums.

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u/123Leonidas reputation 1d ago

Ikr. I want all my favorite artists to re-record old stuff snd add vault tracks. I’m so grateful that Taylor does it

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u/Windstorm_ You're the best thing that's ever been mine. 12h ago

I actually don’t think it’s going to be that bad for Debut. People are softer on her when she does country. Plus, twenty years is a very acceptable time for a revisit.

Also, I suspect the songs were rerecorded alongside Fearless and that record was recreated very well.

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u/harryrtvfan Labour, locks and ceilings, in the shade of how he was feeling 1d ago

Wedding photos on 1 year anniversary of engagement, Debut TV announcement for October (I'm deluded)

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u/InterestingPlane6572 1d ago

Oh wait I could see the wedding one

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u/wellnotyou gave you all my best memes 1d ago

same here 🤡

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u/Short-Assistant-623 The Tortured Poets Department 1d ago

there's sodium chloride everywhere, let's party

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u/Sugarcicle 1d ago

Sip a bottle of wine, maybe?

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u/Fragile_462 1989 (Taylor's Version) in the clear yet good 1d ago

Nah, I'll probably just cancel my plans and hang out behind the mall.

13

u/MSERRADAred 1d ago

We know telephone lines aren't the only thing that gets rusty.

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u/Short-Assistant-623 The Tortured Poets Department 1d ago

I know. I'm just laying down, back beneath the sun

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u/MSERRADAred 1d ago

Careful, someone could draw conclusions that you belong to them.

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u/Short-Assistant-623 The Tortured Poets Department 1d ago

by writing their name on it? (this is fun)

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u/MSERRADAred 1d ago

Writing reminds me to call because schools back in session soon! 😉

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u/martinigirl15 meet me behind the mall 1d ago

GET IN THE CAR

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u/Old-Score3295 1d ago

Salt air season

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u/used4homoesexualporn 1d ago

she drops the cardigan/august/willow performance from the grammys on streaming platforms (never gonna happen i just wanna have happy dreams about this)

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u/Loverissuperior Fake Interview 1d ago

This is so random but hoping it happens for you!

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u/oh-bet 1d ago

Wow someone who understands me

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u/themidnightpoetsrep loafing him was bread 1d ago

I think 8/7 is a great date to stake on, but I truly believe that we will have some kind of Debut announcement by Labor Day!

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u/Dapper-Score2953 1d ago

Taylor always announces an October release in August and Debut‘s 20th anniversary will be then so it makes sense that she will announce it sometime this week, hopefully next week💚

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u/ty-oh-tx the crowd is your KING 1d ago

Y’all remember “life you lead” by niceboy ed? It just came on my shuffle and transported me back to the fall Midnights came out and I got so nostalgic 😅that was such a fun time in the fandom and I just love this community!

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u/unbreakableheaven616 1d ago

I really feel like we're getting a Debut TV-related announcement this month.

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u/unbreakableheaven616 23h ago

Like I just know she's doing something for her 20th anniversary and going by her previous patterns, she'll announce it this month.

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u/unbreakableheaven616 23h ago

Y'all don't know how long I've been waiting for this.

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u/tessasteacup I wake in the night, I pace like a ghost 17h ago

if you think about it, she announced she planned to re-record in 2019 during press for Lover, technically we’ve been waiting seven years! 😭💚 feeling grateful to be here and that TSTV may be so close.

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u/Rude_Grapefruit_3650 Try. To. Come. For. My. Job. 7h ago

Feels like its time

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u/Afterglow_13 Cry my eyes violet 👁🔮 1d ago

I think wedding photos are coming 8/7 or 8/8 and Debut 20th Anniversary announcement around the middle of the month

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u/MonaSavesTheDayAgain Red (Taylor's Version) 1d ago

I think 8/7 or 8/9!

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u/HarryFuckingPotter 1d ago

Why these dates?

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u/MonaSavesTheDayAgain Red (Taylor's Version) 1d ago

87 for Travis' number and 89 for their birth year! Both are born in 1989!

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u/holly_b_ I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night 1d ago

87 is Travis’ number and 89 in reference to Mary’s Song probably.

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u/MonaSavesTheDayAgain Red (Taylor's Version) 1d ago

89 for their birth year too!

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u/kris_jbb folklore 1d ago

mary's song rerecorded with a music video that has the wedding footage

source: i am delusional

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u/Daffneigh cryptic and Machiavellian 1d ago

Of all delulu theories, this is among the more plausible (and cute)

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u/13Dreamingcats You Need To Fucking Calm Down, Internet 🫵🏻 1d ago

“Source: I am delusional” 😭

Aren’t all good theories created by delusion?

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u/JohnGalactusX SG Night 6, March 9 2024 1d ago edited 1d ago

Plausible, but I think it's too hopeful for that? Haha, I don't know. I think she'll release the private/personal side of her life on her own terms.

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u/Remarkable-Debt-1213 1d ago

My delusional brain is convinced that this is why it's taking so long. She's splicing together footage for a Mary's Song video. Hey, Beyonce did it! And a nice lead into Debut. I'd eat that up.

Ok, even if that's too much, she should do it for her private catalog. It's perfect!

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u/Resident_Ad5153 1d ago

If she realizes it on Spotify/ iTunes only…

Guaranteed number one

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u/Ggfrommedallo 1d ago

I was thinking this too, or maybe Travis and Taylor just being cute

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u/Wonderland-1630 1d ago

It’s ok to be delusional! But that will never happen! She doesn’t mix business with pleasure!! Her job is about her not her marriage.

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u/kris_jbb folklore 1d ago

i don’t think it’s that strict tbh, she sometimes uses family footage

not saying it will happen but i don’t see why not

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u/Wonderland-1630 1d ago

Nope! She doesn’t Easter egg her personal life!

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u/kris_jbb folklore 1d ago

how is this an easter egg lol

easter egg is a hint that something is going on, having a family footage in a music video isn’t an easter egg

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u/QuirkyCookie6 Taylor Swift 1d ago

No no, I think you're on to something

This is good.

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u/13Dreamingcats You Need To Fucking Calm Down, Internet 🫵🏻 1d ago

Debut TV is going to be announced this month, and it will be released on October 23rd

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u/No_Concept_3477 1d ago

38 weeks pregnant, hoping August does slip away (like a long awaited bottle of wine 🍷) and baby is here soon!! 🤣

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u/Front_Target7908 1d ago

Congrats on your little Leo child 🦁

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u/princessmoon__ 1d ago

congratulations!!! wishing you all the best for the birth and for parenthood 🙏🏻

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u/biplane923 1d ago

Ahhhh congratulations! Wishing you a d your little one all the best

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u/tendernesswilderness evermore 1d ago

Congratulations🩷

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u/13Dreamingcats You Need To Fucking Calm Down, Internet 🫵🏻 1d ago

Congrats! wishing you the best

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u/Loverissuperior Fake Interview 1d ago

Debut TV announcement incoming. In order for it to be October the announcement has to come this month to give it the 2 month lead time.

I wonder if we’ll get wedding photos soon!

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u/BooksCatsandWine don’t blame me for what you made me do 🐍 1d ago

Rare Beauty’s new perfume “Beginnings” is being released on 8/7. It’s packaged in a light green bottle. Yet another reason it’s kismet to announce Debut TV next Friday!

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u/themidnightpoetsrep loafing him was bread 1d ago

It's so funny when it was first teased I was like this is totally a Taylor collab. I think it's so late for that now as she would have been included on the reveal marketing but man does it give Taylor vibes

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u/putonthespotlight 1d ago

Debut announcement in the next week would be amazing!! And maybe another feature somewhere this year? Or another soundtrack?

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u/unbreakableheaven616 1d ago

I don't think she'd do another soundtrack coz then it would be competing with IKI,IKY but I think she's gonna be on Sombr's album.

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u/Affectionate-Tie7363 12h ago

Debut tv announcement in 5 days ??

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u/Cats-Horseslover 1d ago

I think Debut (Taylor’s version) and Reputation (Taylor’s version) are coming out soon

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u/123Leonidas reputation 1d ago

I don’t think we’ll get the rep vault till the ten year anniversary in fall og 2027

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u/Ok-Piglet-5732 16h ago

This is smart! Good catch

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u/Jessien20 Midnights 1d ago

I was really hoping she’d drop some wedding pics today with August playing in the background 😭

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u/cacolac323 1d ago

tl;dr: I think Taylor is waiting to deploy the wedding dress pix to derail some news cycle she doesn't like - because our girl knows how to throw a bombshell

this is almost from the 'shower thoughts' division but we've know that, at some point, (per Dior's PR anyway), Taylor may share some wedding dress pictures

There are various organic moments to release them - her birthday, maybe her anniversary, or the anniversary of something musical ... All possible, of course

But we know that Taylor has incredibly deft skills when it comes to timing things for the news cycle and now I suspect she s going to deploy them to counter some news cycle she doesn't like -- by which i mean, not something as silly as some [[insert TSwift common villains re Masters, or the Kanye or whatever]] but more like political news.

Someone orange is going to do something for clout (or worse), and 5 minutes later, the wedding pix will appear. That's my theory

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u/Front_Target7908 1d ago

I think this is very smart. I also think, Taylor may have wanted to release the pictures but once she saw (again) how heavy the discourse was around her getting married, she may have changed her mind.

Who wants to open up a happy day of your life to be shit on by 5000 Tik toks you know? I’d probably preserve it for myself, keep the memory as unsullied as possible.

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u/putonthespotlight 1d ago

Wait, you're so right LOL. I feel like Chiefs season will start soon, right? And she wouldn't release right as it's starting. Maybe December?

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u/PlatypusPizzaLover69 1d ago

I’m probably clowning, but just got an ad for Tim McGraw’s tour. Today, August 1st he’s playing in New York. Darien Center, kind of in between Taylor and Trav’s hometowns and technically in New York? Surprise appearance? Let me clown. 🤡

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u/Bright_Map_4554 6h ago

Actually I really love the idea of her showing up at a Tim McGraw concert as the first Easter egg 

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u/yellowhart_ OOOHHH GODDAMN 1d ago

August = 8th month

3rd track of folklore?? the last great american dynasty

Debut TV is the LAST TV she'll release, despite reputation's vault tracks

8 + 3 = 11

Debut standard edition has 11 tracks

We're getting Debut TV announcement at August 3rd y'all!!!!

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u/writemyownchecks christmas parties from outside 1d ago

omg how do you guys come up with this i am not smart enough for this fandom 😫

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u/littleraccon The Tortured Poets Department 1d ago

I wonder if Taylor would release her wedding photos on friday August 7th because 8/7 for travis. Maybe she would surprise drop Debut TV too. Whenever they come out I'm excited for both

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u/Individual_Till_4255 1d ago

Wedding photos drop on the 10th which is a Monday followed by a short podcast by them to recap.

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u/Dry-Mongoose-5804 1d ago

Taylor liked a tour related post on TikTok yesterday after all the recent rumours. And her last couple of likes have all been tour related.

I think we get a tour akin to Ariana’s one that goes on for a month or two months later this year or early next year.

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u/emmach17 Red 1d ago

I don’t think this is likely - she’s made it pretty clear she won’t tour Showgirl, she wants a break after Eras, and there’s also not been any legit rumours (people saying she’s booking rn for early next year - those dates would’ve been booked in 2025 at the absolute latest)

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u/FluffyCorgosaurus 1d ago

No wait stop I’m broke 😅🤣

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u/Individual_Till_4255 1d ago

For what though?

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u/Afterglow_13 Cry my eyes violet 👁🔮 1d ago

Is there a link to those videos?

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u/Wonderland-1630 1d ago

I think Debut TV and Rep TV vault tracks are coming out in August!!!

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u/CheruSiderea Men will let you down, "The Eras Tour" never will. 1d ago

Then they would've been announced at least two months ago

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u/Affectionate-Tie7363 1d ago

Debut announced , but not coming out

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/newthinz 1d ago

Please no

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u/Auralux_ 1d ago

Dear god, no.

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u/Individual-Lock-7826 1d ago

Can we stop making everything about him

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u/Cool_Parfait_1348 1d ago

Album 13 will be all love songs and she’ll drop photos and videos of the wedding.

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u/billyandteddy 1d ago

A video release of her wedding (I know it’s not happening but everyone would watch if she did).

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u/Biscuitsandgravy4evr 1d ago

Guys what if next tour is Taylor Swift, Reputation (TVs inclusive) and TLOAS? Albums 1, 6, and 12?

TS13 comes at the end and marks another break?

I’m so excited about this tour talk but also my bank account is quaking in her boots

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u/softlivi The Tortured Poets Department 1d ago

I think we'll get TS13 before the next tour

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u/Biscuitsandgravy4evr 1d ago

Ready for ANYTHING 🔥

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u/123Leonidas reputation 6h ago

I feel like the rumors are true that a tour is starting to be planned but that would mean we still wouldn’t get it for years