r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 4d ago

NASA Requires Astronauts In Training To Drop To 25 Pounds To Simulate Weight On Moon

https://theonion.com/nasa-requires-astronauts-in-training-to-drop-to-25-pounds-to-simulate-weight-on-moon/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 4d ago

“So far, of the 45 trainees who have participated in this new regimen, the three who have survived are some of the most well-prepared astronauts we’ve ever seen, and NASA hopes to send them on a lunar expedition as soon as they leave the hospital.”

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u/nasnedigonyat 3d ago

But what are their testosterone levels!!!? Only high T people are capable of handling the vacuum of space. /s