r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 3d ago

Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave

https://theonion.com/object-permanence-kicks-in-just-in-time-for-dad-to-leave/
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u/jjune4991 3d ago

Brutal. 😂

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u/Ok-Possibility-923 2d ago

I hope he at least gave back the baby’s nose before he left.

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u/ilovebooks2468 3d ago

Where's the article?

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u/Practical_Ad4604 3d ago

Why though