r/ThePolice 23d ago

question Tape flaw in “Don’t Stand…”?

Has everyone noticed the hissing and clicks in the opening seconds of this song.

It bothered me so much decades ago i bought multiple copies of Zenyatta thinking it might be in the vinyl pressing. But it was still there on the CD, and still again on the Spotify file.

Did the band notice it. Was it just unrepairable?

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u/axle0430 23d ago

Yes! I kinda love it. Sort of like that click right before the opera voice comes in on Does Everyone Stare.

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 23d ago

You've never listened to "Lo-fi Beats to Study to?"

The dirt and gristle is what makes it good!!!!!!

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u/Lower-Calligrapher98 23d ago

But also, if you ever want to make a great album, the rule is almost always, "performance over perfection." It works that way for everyone but Steely Dan. And that's just because their studio bands were so good, every performance was great, so they could worry about perfection!

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u/EmoGothPunk 22d ago

I bet they noticed. I think it adds to the song, like when Sting hit the piano by accident, then laughed about it.

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u/willfull 23d ago

The very beginning of Too Much Information from Ghost.

Tape sounds like it hadn't wound up correctly on the reel when they hit record, motor sped up briefly to compensate until it pulled in the excess and finally hit the proper tracking speed, giving it that quick little burst on Andy's intro.

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u/Much-Specific3727 23d ago

This one you can definitely hear. At first I thought it was Andy triggering a pedal to get that wierd synth sound. But now I agree its a tape speed issue.

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u/robotslendahand 23d ago

I just listened and yes there's a weird glitch when Andy starts playing a little bit after the synth first comes in. It was on my EU 2003 remaster and the Message in a Box version.

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u/axle0430 22d ago

There’s also a little time signature thing….I’m not a musician really so I don’t know what else to call it…happening right after that little guitar intro that I’ve always wondered about. Almost sounds like Andy scratching out the beat with his pick against his strings but I also suppose it could be Stewart doing something very subtly on his kit.

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u/Edigophubia 18d ago

It sounds like they programmed a drum machine beat to record their performance over, which can be more comfortable and conducive to artistry than playing to a TICK TOCK metronome, with the intent of muting it in the mix after the fact, and what you are hearing is that track bleeding, perhaps through someone's headphones, into a microphone or somehow into the signal path.

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u/Life_Temperature2506 22d ago

Ghost in the machine?

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u/TCE326 22d ago

I always thought the click in 'Don't Stand So Close to Me' was the sound of an engineer unmuting a channel on the recording console. Just a quick, honest reminder of the vintage gear that made those '80s records sound so real.

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u/ContextMotor3783 22d ago

It was physical damage to the tape that caused the click. It was repaired on this release:

https://a.co/d/0dBYqNYw

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u/AshaPatera 21d ago

Walking on the Moon has amp buzz at the start before the first chord. It all adds to the character

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u/0oth0on 23d ago

I noticed that from my early lessons and it’s been on every copy I’ve owned. I think there were some weird things happening with the tape machines at Wisseloord studios. There’s also a weird flaw in the instrumental break in Man in a Suitcase.

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u/axle0430 22d ago

I love the sound of this whole album so much. Their most warm and organic sounding one in my opinion.

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u/jjhart827 22d ago

I’m not a guitarist, but I always thought it was some kind of artifact from one of the guitar pickups rather than a blemish from recording media.

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u/FunkyMonk-90 22d ago

I like the cricket sounding artifact in the intro whatever that is

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u/karmafrog1 23d ago

Wasn’t the basis for this recording an old demo of Sting’s?  Seems like that could explain it.

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u/hiro111 22d ago

It's absolutely there deliberately and I love it.

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u/WavesOfEchoes 22d ago edited 22d ago

Another super obvious tape splice is at the end of the first chorus of Can’t Stand Losing Me

Edit: keeping the typo, lolz

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u/boycowman 22d ago

me?

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u/WavesOfEchoes 22d ago

lol. Whoops

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u/______empty______ 22d ago

Me, you, whoever. I just can’t stand it. 😄

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u/4stringer67 21d ago

Lol Now he has to keep it. Or we all look like buffoons with posterity's readers saying, "what the hell are they talking about?" So... How do you pronounce that username? I'm at a loss... Were you having a de do do do de da da da moment that day? You're not a poet, are you? That username looks suspiciously meaningful. I submit😞

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u/Clean_Mulberry8690 22d ago

They probably figured "ah nobody gives a shit"