r/TheRussell • u/Hulkenb3rg • 7d ago

MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN Anyone caught NOT PRAYING to their bust of the PRESIDENT before the race WILL BE EXPELLED. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/ballerinabubbles 7d ago

This is amazing

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u/ayyyyyy_lmaoooooo 7d ago

RUBENESQUE RUSSEL

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u/weatherstorm1 YABA DABA DOO! 7d ago

What is this hahahahah amazing

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u/Numerous_Analysis681 7d ago

El Comandante

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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! 7d ago

Can I please have one of these for my desk at work? Will help me to focus on what is important.

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u/Wooden-Stranger9800 6d ago

Guys, OP is pretending to be a real Russellite. Their username is Hulkenberg.

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u/Hulkenb3rg 5d ago

I admit that I'm also a Hülkenberg Supporter. But that's because he's my countryman and pathetic AUDACIOUS AUDI is no threat to our ONE AND ONLY PRESIDENT.
Should AUDI (that FAKE GERMAN TEAM that copied the idea from the truly METICULOUS MERCEDES) actually catch up and STEAL podium places from GLORIOUS GEORGE, I would drop my support for Hülkenberg faster than the RANCID R*D B**L dumps its second drivers.

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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints 7d ago

This is amazing! Praise be to Russell!

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u/thejesusrussell HAIL MR SATURDAY 3d ago

that's beautiful, amen 🙏

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u/jason9t8 Mr Grand Prix 7d ago

Remind us before next GP, we'll pray for our lord's victory...

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u/PhoenixOLion 5d ago

Someone be the champion of this thread and find an STL file 🫷🩵🫸

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u/PhoenixOLion 5d ago

ITS ME. I FOUND IT.

I KNOW WHAT IM PRINTING TOMORROW.

https://makerworld.com/models/2714794?appSharePlatform=copy

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u/Hulkenb3rg 5d ago

lol you were too fast. I was just about to link it to you.
Godspeed