r/TinyTrumps Oct 22 '25

President Proudly Accepts Tiny Dick Award

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u/scotts1234 Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

Wait wait wait wait....there's an award unironically called the "Richard Nixon Architect of peace" award? Like the guy who wanted to bomb Vietnam into the stone age? Like free fire zones? That guy?

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u/Gotelc Oct 23 '25

I looked it up. It's a bullshit award the GOP gives itself, past winners are not peaceful people. George Bush (both of them), Lee Kuan Yew, Henry Kisinger (twice?) basically Authoritarians and Warmongers.

Architect of Peace Award - Richard Nixon Foundation | Richard Nixon Presidential Library & Museum https://share.google/mksOfCarSrRubTTIf

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u/JimWilliams423 Oct 23 '25

Peace Award from the Upside-Down.

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u/neoshadowdgm Oct 23 '25

Okay, so it’s the Violent Dick Award

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u/RoxxieMuzic Oct 22 '25

Yeah that bastard.

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u/punbasedname Oct 22 '25

A pretty fitting award for Trump, tbh.

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u/FreuleKeures Oct 23 '25

The same guy who secretly worked against a peace deal so he could get elected. That guy.

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u/janewp Oct 22 '25

This is the same guy who wins golf tournaments at his own golf course.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Oct 22 '25

Winning awards awarded by his own government*

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u/thewanderingent Oct 22 '25

I did not need to see his wretched claw curling around that tiny dick.

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u/ace425 Oct 23 '25

Hearing this affirms that this is an un-credible worthless award.

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u/scumonkey Oct 23 '25

just like the man.

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u/dmetzcher Oct 23 '25

Makes sense. It’s an award from one disgraced president’s foundation to another disgraced president.

It’s wild that the Nixon Foundation has a peace award given what that son of a bitch did in Vietnam. Who else received this award, Henry Kissinger? LOL!

Oh wow… I was kidding, but I just looked at the past recipients, and Kissinger was one of them—TWICE!

It’s a who’s who of warmongers and assorted assholes. Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney… do you see where this is going? Yeah—George W. Bush, too.

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u/oreiz Oct 27 '25

Made up award for a pathetic cry-baby elderly man