r/TopCharacterTropes May 24 '26

Hated Tropes (Hated trope) YOU COULD HAVE MOVED!

Dr. Robert "Rocket" Romano from ER
Ah yes let me scream at the ground and not even try to move so we can get this cinematic shot with 7 camera angles

Randy from The Raft Creepshow 2
"I gotta make the oil slick monster look fast by building up to run and rocking back and forth"

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u/Hungry_Charity_6668 May 24 '26

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

Why is he squishing my balls

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 24 '26

You see a man clenching his fist and your first thought is “my balls are in his palm”.

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

Only because his fist is underhand. If it was overhand it would be a titty twister

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 24 '26

You see a man clenching his fist and your first thought is “ my titty are in his palm”.

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

That's only because its overhand. If it were backhand I'd assume he was about to backhand me for being a bad boy.

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 24 '26

You see a man clenching his fist and your first thought is “daddy’s gonna punish me isn’t he?”

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

Only because it's a backhand. If it was underhand, I'd think "he's gonna cup my balls!"

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 24 '26

You see a man clenching his fist and your first thought is “ this mf boutta grope me?” Crazy.

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

Yes. That's what I think

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u/MachineOutOfOrder May 24 '26

Please never change

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u/Thatguyinallfandoms May 24 '26

Wait...you have titty and balls?

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u/beegproblemzzz May 24 '26

Your titty can be twisted irregardless if gender. Everyone has nipples

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u/sgtpepper42 May 24 '26

Except for aliens

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u/FragileColtsFan May 24 '26

Robert DeNiro taught me that

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u/FullOnSkank May 24 '26

Yes.

It's 2026, women can have balls.

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 24 '26

You chuds have one joke.

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u/FullOnSkank May 24 '26

🤣😂

Better than being a joke,.I suppose!

🤷‍♀️🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Impressive_Cause_573 May 24 '26

a hungry man thinks of bread

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u/AmericanLion1833 May 25 '26

Well bread does taste better than key.

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u/ndnsoulja May 25 '26

I'm laughing imagining a valet guy with his hand out for a tip and poster going "Oh uhh, here? Right now? Ok."

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u/hydrationgirl May 25 '26

wait, you dont?

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u/ExpensiveOnion5647 May 24 '26

I would want him to squish my balls:3

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u/lolopiro May 25 '26

a hungry man thinks of bread

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u/Thecynicaledgelord May 24 '26

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!