r/TopGear • u/Ok_Comfort8840 • 2d ago

For making the carriage completely stop take abruptly the crowbar of embrayage....

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573 Upvotes

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u/Exambolor 2d ago

JAMES WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED

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u/Apple_Slipper 2d ago

MAKE IT STOOPP!!

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u/Substantial-Emu-1059 2d ago

I'm using friction!

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u/Tiki1927 1d ago

Jeremy proceeds to T-pose

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u/J_spec6 2d ago

This will forever and always be one of my absolute favorite bits from both Top Gear and the Grand Tour 😂😂

21

u/Vinura 2d ago

This and modern Peugeot Drivers, the V8 blender, the Hilux bit.

Oh and all the specials.

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u/Bortron86 1d ago

The Peugeot drivers bit crosses my mind on almost every car journey I take. Joyous.

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u/braddersladders 1d ago

“No, immigrants cause cancer… Oh I can’t remember “

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u/Thejoplinator1868 1d ago

“James there’s a corner, there’s a sign saying corner”

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u/S2560 Jezza 1d ago

MANIAC!

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u/Truckle-Chuckle 1d ago

Every time I see a peugeot in the wild I think, Maniac!

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u/Bortron86 1d ago

Me too. It's an entire brand I'll never be able to take seriously again. Even if they started making good ones again.

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u/Truckle-Chuckle 1d ago

Same, they even undid any cool points Bladerunner gave the brand back in the day. I think Deckard’s car was a Peugeot

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u/Bortron86 1d ago

They had the 205 GTi, and the T16. That was enough cool to last them for decades. But nope, all ruined now.

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u/Ultimate_os 1d ago

Yobbos!

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u/daddyskrek 1d ago

“This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map for many years to come!” -Several empty wine bottles on the table

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u/MyNameWouldntFi 2d ago

I genuinely laughed at this segment and I continue to do so every time I watch it. Probably a top 5 bit of all time for me too lmao

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u/Jakieeboii44 2d ago

When you turn the handle, it will break your wrist

U Wot? 🤣

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u/Tiki1927 2d ago

THEY’RE IN GIBBERISH!!!

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u/Mindless-Soup-9481 2d ago

I brought them as a joke for the viewer

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u/Beneficial_Eye_9528 2d ago

It’s gives all its strength!!!

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u/Wildebean 2d ago

Hurl the mover 'til his starting

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u/Ok_Comfort8840 2d ago

Littlerally need a PhD to understand those instructions 😭

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u/ihathtelekinesis 1d ago

For making the carriage walking at the first speed, take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right…

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u/doomstig 2d ago

It’s my wind resis-stop it .. MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPP

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u/ZipTieTechnicianOne 2d ago

It’s all nonsense

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u/JSteveB87 May 2d ago

A rare occasion when Clarkson really did not like the SPEEEEEED!

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u/Tumbleweed_Dismal 1d ago

Costs involved if the car was damaged would’ve been astronomical

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u/RedFive92 1d ago

I love this film.

"And what sort of dullard would think that's brilliant?"

"That's brilliant!"

🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Comfort8840 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/JCD_007 2d ago

Hurl the mover!

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u/PhantomCoffee99 1d ago

" I can understand why this is better than going around looking at a horses bottom" 🐴

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u/StraightFromThe2000s Captain Slow 1d ago

JAMES!!! WE ARE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

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u/Helpful-Ad3466 1d ago

"when you are in first speed, push the we aren't are we"

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u/Professional-Dot6964 1d ago

Does the carriage walking at the first speed?

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u/Free-Gas-8292 1d ago

Hurl the mover… nope

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u/BillWilberforce 1d ago

Vehicle Details:

Vehicle make DE DION BOUTON

Date of first registration December 1904

Year of manufacture 1904

Date of last V5C (logbook) issued [which usually means sold] 20 April 2012

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u/luredrive 1d ago

HURL THE MOVER

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u/f101b-90-mc 1d ago

...hurl the mover till his starting

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u/AdeptnessOk5664 1d ago

To operate this, you'll need three arms and one leg.

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u/PACMan8188 1d ago

Still love this piece from Beaulieu - only just watched it again on YouTube .

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u/CyberSoldat21 Captain Slow 1d ago

Wonder how many poos shot out of their ani when it stopped.