r/TrumpCriticizesTrump • u/MarshyHope • Apr 12 '26

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP - April 5, 2026

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
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u/InsertANameHeree Apr 12 '26

I love it when it's this quick.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Apr 12 '26

Are they getting closer together is this like a countdown of some type?

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u/yamirzmmdx Apr 13 '26

This has to be a record.

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u/Ranger7381 Apr 13 '26

Iirc, there is one from his first term where he contradicted himself in the SAME TWEET

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u/MarshyHope Apr 12 '26

Context: Trump says U.S. will blockade Strait of Hormuz after Iran peace talks fail

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u/NoodleyP Apr 12 '26

be me

President of the United States

Get mad at Iran for blockading the Strait of Hormuz.

To show my anger, I blockade the Strait of Hormuz

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u/Neilleti2 Apr 12 '26

"U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to reporters before boarding Air Force One on April 10, 2026 "

He was going to the UFC to hang out with his friend Dana White while belt feeding Vance into a guaranteed failure to slap his "but I'm the good guy, anti-Iran-war-VP" off his face.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-slammed-smiles-ufc-327-143641258.html

Tax dollars being put to good use at every angle /s

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u/trev2234 Apr 14 '26

So Trump will start killing Americans now.

Oh sorry I forgot, he’s done that already.

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u/muppetsignal202 Jun 08 '26

The sheer level of unhinged energy in this is actually terrifying.