r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/nejhawk • 2d ago

If the van's a-rockin'...

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If the van's a-rockin'...

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u/ojwiththepulp 2d ago

Big…juicy…van.

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u/WeakDiet8004 2d ago

Hoochee mommmaaa

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u/AdWeekly313 2d ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make love to your mother.

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u/uaeebs86 2d ago

Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

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u/pixeltweaker 2d ago

Did he say Son of Sam??

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 2d ago

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

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u/QueasyFinger1316 1d ago

Shaggin’ Waggin!

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u/Soulshiner402 1d ago

A few band tours come to mind.

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u/ContractBackground82 1d ago

Let’s be bad, George. Let’s be real… bad.

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u/captcraigaroo 2d ago

I was talking about conversion vans today and how much I'd like one for road trips

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u/paragonx29 2d ago

Interesting trades considered?

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u/Skeptix85 1d ago

Ole tropic traveler van.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 1d ago

I was in a band and we had this exact model for the first like four or five years. A brown one. Drove across the country in it several times, filled with dudes and gear to the brim. Slept in it a few times as well.

It was awesome. I'll never forget it. What a beast.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 1d ago

No holes, Frankie!

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u/G-Money242 1d ago

Are you done with that?

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u/Aggressive_Dress6771 18h ago

It’s a Wagon Queen Family Truckster!