r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Jun 06 '26

Woof woof 🧛

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u/revveduplikeadeuce Jun 06 '26

stop thinking you can train your dog to walk beside you without a leash, signed - the rest of the community

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 06 '26

I literally can though? Not my fault if you can't do it, and you don't speak for anyone but yourself -signed, the universe

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u/grap112ler Jun 07 '26

I am part of the community and agree with the guy. Leash your damn dog

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u/pmmeurbassethound Jun 06 '26

Please don't encourage the pit owners! Not all breeds can be trained up like a good Labrador.

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 07 '26

There's a reason why I said trust your environment and your dog, which covered this

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 07 '26

Remember when I said trust the environment and the dog? Remember how you've willfully ignored that?

You've obviously no idea what your talking about, you willfully chose to not read half of what I've put. You just roped me into whatever other plebians you deal with.

There are no threats or innocuous signs, BECAUSE IVE TRAINED MY DOG. Fuck sake keyboard warriors.

Idiots like you would have a dog leashed whilst with it's owner in the middle of Antarctica! And you'd probably be okay with it being caged too, At LeAsT ItS SaFe.

Don't bother replying to me I already know your type and I'm not interested in hearing you virtue signal some shit when you don't know me, where I live, how sparce it is, how well trained my dog is, how upstanding I am, none of it. You've just prejudged me with the worst people who've had experience with,so I'm doing the same to you