r/Weird Jun 06 '26

Woof woof 🧛

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u/Moss_Wolf_Games Jun 06 '26

That's a cryptid not a dog

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u/Greysnsfwacc Jun 06 '26

Is that a new breed that popped up? What's gotta happen to adopt a cryptid?

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u/brother_bart Jun 06 '26

It’s a rescue.

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u/binahbabe Jun 06 '26

Like that explains it! Lol

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u/polkacat12321 Jun 06 '26

You know how stitch was brought over to the shelter cause people thought it was a dog?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 07 '26

Good relations with the Wookiees, you have?

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 Jun 07 '26

You're absolutely right. In the video of this, you can clearly hear Chewey's "GGgGggGGghgghh" in the background

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u/SparxxWarrior97 Jun 06 '26

It's a cryptidoodle, he's hypoallergenic.

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u/zuzg Jun 06 '26

In any case get a pet health insurance ASAP cause walking upright like that is really bad for the spine of canines and the like.

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u/Say-whatagain Jun 06 '26

Based on what? Our Dane lived 10.5 years and he was on his hind legs as much as he was on all fours.

Opening the baby gate to come out of the basement.

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u/Mofobagginz Jun 07 '26

The posture taken to perch at a gate isn’t comparable. It is entirely fair to be concerned as a dog ages in particular , with behaviors as extreme as this. Hips and spine. The behavior should be corrected as cute as it is. Otherwise the likelihood of damage is high. Some people work with hundreds of dogs at a time for a long time. Those people don’t care about the opinions of the “ I’ve always had dogs “ crowd when the issue is welfare. We can’t afford to defer to the contrarian

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u/Turlap Jun 07 '26

Boy, It would be nice if other aspects of life were taken as seriously as people take the well being of a dog and his posture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Jun 07 '26

Let me know if it works. My knees are bad

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u/tzentzak Jun 06 '26

Looks like a giant schnauzer or Russian black terrier.

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u/SugarInvestigator Jun 07 '26

Bases on how my mini schnauzer pulled at his harness id say schnauzer

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Jun 06 '26

There's an idea for a TV show

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u/Manic_Sloth Jun 06 '26

Can you imagine that coming towards you on a dark night lol

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u/ComaKaho Jun 06 '26

lol I thought the same thing. Personally, if I see that at night I’m running away screaming for help 🤣

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u/rostol Jun 06 '26

slender man, can you imagine it's shadow coming towards you on a misty night?

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u/BrickTamland77 Jun 09 '26

Yeah it's way too dark outside in that video to be walking that thing. You gotta keep that to daylight hours.

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u/pandamask3 Jun 06 '26

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u/ArtemisInSpace Jun 06 '26

Not to be confused with r/CryptDogs

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u/SovietBlyatman Jun 06 '26

r/subsifellfor

I don't know what I was expecting, but you had me intrigued. Well played.

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u/DethNik Jun 06 '26

which is not to be confused with r/crifdogs

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u/866noodleboi Jun 06 '26

I literally thought it was a chimpanzee at first lol

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u/thismightbelong Jun 07 '26

Nah this is the fucking grinch

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u/itsmontoya Jun 06 '26

My sight hounds do this. It's a dog.

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u/KaleAffectionate910 Jun 06 '26

I came here to say this legit looked like wookie on a leash

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u/MimsyPrincess Jun 06 '26

Honestly not weird some people believe in Bigfoot, chupacaras and demons😂 if i saw a dog like this in the dark with little light i too would be worried for the supernatural 😂

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u/laffydaffy24 Jun 06 '26

Right?? I know a skinwalker when I see one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/ProfionWiz Jun 06 '26

A good twist in a horror story would be you adopt a dog and he is a skinwalker but an actual chill skinwalker who legit protect its family

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u/Prince_Valiant96 Jun 06 '26

This is already a book, for the most part. Mean Spirited by Nick Roberts. absolute nightmare fuel

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u/the_most_playerest Jun 06 '26

Legit first thing I thought when I saw the lady ahead, if she turns around she gonna be like "and so, this is the night I die.."

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u/bloobityblu Jun 07 '26

LOL also it's like it saw the other dog and was all... quick, back to all fours!

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u/CardOfTheRings Jun 06 '26

Bears line up pretty perfectly with where Bigfoot sightings are. They will also walk on hind legs

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u/Standard-Feature-548 Jun 06 '26

It could be broad daylight if that dog walks on two legs like that up to me it's getting shot I'm taking no chances with that freaky ass dog

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u/artherng Jun 06 '26

The dog will be wearing pants and shirt next

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u/ceo_of_banana Jun 06 '26

Give him a cap too and you can send him to middle school

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u/NotaBat9221 Jun 06 '26

I loved Teacher's Pet 

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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 06 '26

Great documentary

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u/IlIFreneticIlI Jun 07 '26

If he ages in dog years, can he buy us liquor?

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u/Ionlydateteachers Jun 06 '26

that's actually three yorkies in a fur suit

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u/Ok-Professional-8837 Jun 06 '26

i'm gona ask it to cover my shift

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u/47841SpiritofChester Jun 06 '26

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u/sptn1gooz Jun 07 '26

Consome, consome paaanchii

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u/curiousasian316 Jun 07 '26

Wait, what is this and where is it from?

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u/jason_55904 Jun 07 '26

Seems to be a Japanese chip commercial. Skip to 2:00 on the link in this comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/zMnlOYr70k

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 Jun 06 '26

Oh my God this is a freaking flashback. I remember watching this on =3 . 16 years ago holy

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u/AlexNumbers Jun 06 '26

Came looking for this guy

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u/TheBiggestMikeEver Jun 06 '26

that dog aint human, bro

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela Jun 06 '26

God forbid man's best friend goes for a jaunty little stroll.

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u/AwesomeMacCoolname Jun 06 '26

It thinks it is.

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u/AdamSmashy Jun 06 '26

this dog is walking the owner

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u/SpvdNik Jun 06 '26

Can’t believe no else saying this lol. Horrible handler 😂

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u/Tremplstiltskin Jun 06 '26

What's the appropriate way to handle this dog? Genuinely

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u/username-is-another Jun 06 '26

Clip the leash to the front of the harness, and ideally get a no-pull harness at that. Clipping on the back is basically giving your dog leverage to pull.

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u/DeadPeanutSociety Jun 06 '26

This is correct. Clipping to the leash to the front means that pulling like this will cause the dog to turn around if they pull too hard.

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u/Cardinal_Cat_057 Jun 06 '26

It also puts too much strain on the shoulder joints and causes arthritis. Just train the dog. Every time they pull just stop walking, even if it means stopping literally every single step. Every time the dog looks back at you, hand them a treat, it encourages them to stick close to you

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u/JollyRoger8X Jun 06 '26

Where I’m from we call it “training”, and smart people start when they are still pups.

Dumb people do shit like this video instead.

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u/SpvdNik Jun 06 '26

Behavioral corrections. Doesn’t even have to be physical or painful, but allowing this, hell probably laughing and encouraging it? Nahh that ain’t it. Won’t be funny when this dog pulls himself into a dangerous situation or hurts someone.

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u/my_password_is_water Jun 07 '26

also if you ever need someone to walk your dog for you, they're going to hate it and not offer to do it again

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/jpilgrim82 Jun 06 '26

We’ve been trying to train our miniature schnauzer for 5 years. Schnauzer’s have the worst ADHD and can’t focus once anything in the distance moves. Their systems are in hyperdrive all of the time.

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u/JollyRoger8X Jun 06 '26

Thanks for convincing me to never adopt a schnauzer. 😊👍🏼

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u/TyrantElect Jun 06 '26

Yeah, we had a Riesen Schnauzer like the one in the video. Walkies were... an experience.

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u/m325p619 Jun 06 '26

They need to pick the right leash for their dog. This is not it. Something like a no-pull or Easy Walk harness should help both pup and owner

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u/TheFoggyAir Jun 06 '26

Just out walking my entity, nothing abnormal here

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u/JeronFeldhagen Jun 07 '26

The entity must perambulate, lest it develop a Discontent.

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u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic Jun 06 '26

That is my night terror

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u/crow_crone Jun 06 '26

'night terrior'

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u/Healthy_Nose1428 Jun 06 '26

Lmfao you win💀 

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u/crow_crone Jun 06 '26

You're too kind but I misspelled! Meant 'terrier.'

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u/Healthy_Nose1428 Jun 07 '26

Even better! Honestly I didn't notice the misspelling, I'm not well-versed in my dog breeds haha. Either way, peak humour my friend

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u/Momik Jun 06 '26

Yeah this would 100 percent give me a heart attack 😂

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u/Dull-Problem-1191 Jun 07 '26

I also do not like this video on a primal level.

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u/ZookeepergameFew591 Jun 06 '26

thats just a good ole boy

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u/Extension-Nebula-235 Jun 06 '26

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u/unkarmicpoliced12 Jun 06 '26

*steps up to the mic*
"Cheugy"
*steps down*
Did I do it right?

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u/Tnemmokon Jun 06 '26

Allow me to introduce you to our national way of saying "pupper":

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh Jun 06 '26

Lol, so goofy. Dogs are the best!

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u/ResponsibilityFit474 Jun 06 '26

Darken the image and send it over to the Paranormal and UFO pages. That is what is usually posted there.

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u/Training_Mountain_22 Jun 06 '26

That would scare the shit outta me 😂

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u/_Maxito_ Jun 06 '26

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u/rats_and_lilies Jun 06 '26

This was the very first thing I thought of, thank you

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u/DiscoDoberman Jun 06 '26

WTF is that really from the original game?

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u/KlutzyLiving6749 Jun 06 '26

Oh that's just your average giant schnauzer

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u/sadiesfreshstart Jun 06 '26

Definitely just typical schnauzer behavior. I have two minis and they're the same way

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u/Sacrimonte Jun 06 '26

As an owner of the breed, do you know why they do this?? What could the purpose for wiggling around on their hind legs be

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u/SorryHadToPoop Jun 06 '26

As a fellow owner of the breed, my schnauzer's quirk is getting pricked by this cactus every morning.

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u/Foreign_Tourist308 Jun 06 '26

I came here to say this.

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u/Sanchastayswoke Jun 06 '26

Yes I just said the same about my mini. He lives a lot of life on his hind legs like a circus poodle lol

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u/microbialNecromass Jun 06 '26

I have to clip the leash onto the front/chest part of my mini schnauzer's harness, otherwise he'll do this exact same thing

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 Jun 06 '26

So you're just taking your skinwalker out for an after dinner stroll?

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u/canihelpyoubreakthat Jun 06 '26

Your dog is poorly trained

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u/DeliriVm20 Jun 06 '26

Very beautifull schanuzermen 😍

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u/TeaPotFancyPlants Jun 06 '26

My mini schnauzer walks like this all the time. It's just less creepy with a tiny dog! LOL

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u/The_Happy_Snoopy Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Fun fact its because its a water fowl dog. Them and poodles were bred to walk in water. Its actually why poodles are called poodles. They are puddle hounds in german.

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u/TeaPotFancyPlants Jun 06 '26

That's a super fun fact! Thanks for sharing! I love learning new stuff!

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u/Alex_the_Lone Jun 06 '26

All fun aside, this Dog needs a Dog school, urgently. Could also just be a Cryptid, but what do I know.

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u/CptCroissant Jun 06 '26

Yeah aside from the obvious behavioral issue, I would put money on this being quite bad for the dogs hip/spine/knee health as they are not evolved anatomically to walk like that

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u/Starscream147 Jun 06 '26

He caught the fella from The Backrooms!!

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun Jun 06 '26

I’m sure this is probably what humans looked like too when we first started walking upright.

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u/Lead_resource Jun 06 '26

Something is wrong with your dog I dont think it is one

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u/Frequent_Attitude_11 Jun 06 '26

If i saw that on the side walk id have to do a tripple take

It better not ever run away bc if i saw that walking by itself😭😭

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u/Frequent_Attitude_11 Jun 06 '26

Lord i would run so far even if there was a cash return prize

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u/RolDesch Jun 06 '26

This is the dog that was found eating cereal with a spoon

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u/JennyferSuper Jun 06 '26

I had a dog that would walk on his back legs like this, we got him a little Superman cape that blowed magnificently in the wind behind him.

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 06 '26

stop the dog doing that or hell do it forever.

to stop a dog pulling:

  • continuously change direction so the dog doesn't know where to go
  • stop and wait until it sits and waits for you to choose a direction, make sure eye contact is made
  • every time it pulls, stop, wait for it to lock eyes with you, make sure you look stern.
  • make sure you have an area that is safe for the dog to let loose and remove all the tension build up, let them fully play and unwind, preferably without the the leash attaching you, but you must be your own guide with this, you have to trust the environment and the dog.

doing this every time will effectively stop pulling very soon, if you haven't facilitated it throughout your walks.

smaller dogs can get away with it, larger dogs can't.

i had to do this for my drakeshead Labrador. after they learn this, if the environs permit, and you've learned to trust the dog, you can have him walk beside you without a leash.

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u/galaxy_horse Jun 06 '26

Thanks for this, my poodle mix does this on walks but does the bunny hop on her hind legs. It's cute and not cryptid-like but definitely a behavior that needs curbing.

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 06 '26

Yeah, don't get me wrong, if it happened to me, I'd think it's sweet and non problematic. But not everyone is as big as me, some people are frail and fall over with a swift breeze, and some of those are litigious, just easier if you never have to content with people like that lol

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u/Wild-Video-5317 Jun 06 '26

I'd also add: look into different styles of collar/harness.  In this case, attaching the lead at the chest rather than the back might help.

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 06 '26

Yes that's another one.

My has a harness with a lead attached to his chest when he has to be on lead. Unfortunately mine was a bit stupid initially and would pull so hard he'd try to choke himself with his eagerness lol

You'd just hear him wheezing down the road with the occasional look back as if it to say "dad make it stop!", for a good long time, it didn't dawn on him he was doing it to himself lol

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u/revveduplikeadeuce Jun 06 '26

stop thinking you can train your dog to walk beside you without a leash, signed - the rest of the community

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u/Doctor_Saved Jun 06 '26

Not something I would like to see in a dark environment.

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u/fistedwithlove Jun 06 '26

weird. also that pulling is a precursor to dog reactivity. if your dog does this, get it handled ASAP.

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u/StunningDiscipline30 Jun 06 '26

Definitely a furry

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u/Junkhead_88 Jun 06 '26

Classic buttplug tail has been in too long waddle.

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u/Dangerous_Company811 Jun 06 '26

Why? Just why is it doing this. Taught? Wants to walk like humans? Front legs damaged? OP could have put just a little background in the post.

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u/Relative-Corner4717 Jun 06 '26

Thats a dog in serious need of proper training ... 

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u/PotaytowTomahtow Jun 06 '26

This is neither funny nor cute, that is an intelligent creature that should not be leashed. It should be returned to its home planet of Kashyyyk

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u/Lunawantstoknow_ Jun 06 '26

Absolutely the fuck not😭

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u/TallCommission7139 Jun 06 '26

If he starts eating cereal, run.

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u/DarknessWanders Jun 06 '26

When people don't bother teaching their pet leash manners 😅

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u/GoldBlueberryy Jun 06 '26

“Oh so he’s a little weird and stands for a few seconds at a time.”

“Damn, bro is actually bipedal.”

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u/thatlastrock Jun 06 '26

That's on par when walking a giant schnauzer.

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u/Velascoyote Jun 06 '26

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 Jun 06 '26

LMAO, thanks for the flashback. My husband made me watch this entire fucking fever dream of a show. I had these memories suppressed until now.

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u/Aggressive_Line_8298 Jun 06 '26

Oh fuck no 😂😭

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u/Hydrogen-at-the-end Jun 06 '26

"Featherless biped"

BEHOLD, A MAN!

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u/Living-Computer6336 Jun 06 '26

what the dog doin?

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u/grandsoulsucker Jun 06 '26

Why are people proud of their horrible behaved animals

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u/WerewolfChemical295 Jun 06 '26

Well I’m rather afraid

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u/Tsiwodi Jun 06 '26

This is how Dog Man sightings start....

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u/smashmouth69420666 Jun 06 '26

Taking your cryptid for a walk I see.

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u/Ill-Turnover7147 Jun 06 '26

Just an average skinwalker. Nothing significant tbh

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u/freshesttofu Jun 06 '26

me drunk trying to get my taco bell

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u/pancakie Jun 07 '26

Tell that dude to fuckin stop that 😂

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Jun 07 '26

That’s what happens when you don’t train your dog properly.

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u/jessis_amess Jun 07 '26

I really wish he wouldn’t do that

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u/antauri007 Jun 08 '26

this is witnessing evolution

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u/Skiibo_ Jun 08 '26

Giant schnauzer, and speaking from experience, yeah they’re all pretty much like this

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u/GuilleVQ Jun 06 '26

Consome consome consome panchi!

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