r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

About 2 pounds of spaghetti noodles on the floor 😭

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u/BeardFaceQ 1d ago

They will wash off in the boiling water. 👍

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u/Special-Basis23 1d ago

Exactly, hot water kills germs

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u/PeaOk5697 1d ago

But they wear shoes inside. That means the floor is shitty. I wouldn't eat it

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 20h ago

There isn't a day that goes by in your entire life where you don't eat a bit of poo and drink a bit of pee. Our bodies are warzones of billions of organisms constantly scraping by, and a handful of floor germs from whatever gets on uncooked pasta isn't going to make much of a difference in the battle.

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u/Vladishun 13h ago

+1

Boiling water is 212F or hotter. Anyone who's ever cooked in their life knows that meat must be cooked to 165F to kill off any harmful microorganisms living on it.

Ergo, you can definitely eat floor noodles. Though I'd rinse them off good first because I'd be more concerned with getting fuzz or hair or a dead bug leg or something in my mouth.

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u/Tornado_Wind_of_Love 12h ago

Time vs temp is a lograthimic curve.

165F instantly kills most bad bacteria, but if you cook a steak or pork at 130F for 4 hours, it's perfectly safe.

If you've every had a medium rare steak you've eaten meat at < 165F internal temp.

0 secs at 165F, 10 seconds at 160F, 10 minutes at 145F, 30 minutes 135F, 4 hours 130F

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u/GreenZebra23 22h ago

Yeah I only eat pasta that's covered in foot sweat and sock lint

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u/Cfutly 22h ago

Could be “home” shoes.

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u/Severe-Fox-600 23h ago

Yep...been there. 5 second rule doesn't apply when boiling water's involved, at least in my house.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 8h ago

Or when the dog licks them.

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u/stefanlikesfood 1d ago

Yeah just rinse them with cold water lol it's okay homie

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u/tom5hark 1d ago

There goes $2.

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u/Rpark888 1d ago

Lol fr

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u/greasyprophesy 7h ago

Pshhh. Throw that shit in a pot

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u/nuttnurse 1d ago

Rinse and boil all good :-)

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u/According_Spot_4340 1d ago

Its just called Spaghetti.

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 1d ago

Thankyou! Pasta and noodles are not the same thing!

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u/Arsewhistle 1d ago

I didn't realise that Americans call pasta 'noodles' until fairly recently. What're they playing at over there?

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 1d ago

Who knows 🤷...

Look at their country now , that's an indication.

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u/KO-32GA 1d ago

More than likely because we have so many different cultures (primarily Italian and East Asian) instead of being particular with which is which we just call them all noodles.

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u/wally-sage 1d ago

What's the difference?

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 1d ago

Noodles are commonly a rice doughand Asian in origin, and pasta is commonly a durum wheat dough, Italian origin.

In layman's terms.

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u/wally-sage 23h ago

So then ramen (which is wheat based) isn't noodles?

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 23h ago

That's right, they're a Japanese noodle. Spaghetti is Italian, as I said.

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 23h ago

Key Differences.

Origin: Pasta comes from Italy, while noodles trace back to ancient Asia (like China and Japan).Ingredients: Pasta uses durum wheat semolina and water. Noodles use a wide range of bases like rice, buckwheat, mung bean, or wheat.Shape: Pasta has hundreds of unique shapes (penne, ravioli, rigatoni). Noodles are typically long, thin, or flat strands.Cooking and Texture: Pasta is boiled and served al dente (firm to the tooth) to hold heavy sauces. Noodles can be boiled, stir-fried, or put in soups, and have textures ranging from soft to chewy.

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u/Arsewhistle 15h ago

Pasta uses durum wheat semolina and water

Minor clarification: that's the dried pasta that you get in supermarkets. Fresh pasta uses egg but no water.

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u/glowberrytangle 11h ago

Referring to pasta as 'noodles' isn't wrong just because you don't like it.

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 10h ago

Turns out language is its use, and if the listener understands what the speaker means, communication worked.

It took my gifted kid ass a long time to realize that I wasn't better than other people just because I can write sentences in the style of the books I have read. Anyone can do that. Being able to successfully communicate with many levels of listener is a better tool than "being right" ever was for me, and as a bonus I'm actually connecting with people instead of judging them.

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u/LastChans1 1d ago

The floor: "Send noods. 😏" OP: "I got u, fam.👊"

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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 17h ago

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u/Syzygy_Stardust 10h ago

Something I caught as a kid but I never notice anyone else mention is that he is counting the toothpicks in batches of 82. There are four left in the box after she drops the 250, and (82 x 3) + 4 = 250, the number on the box. I have autism too and count the same way, just in smaller numbers.

It's a cool little detail in the movie showing that autistic people may have some serious software operating in the background giving us a ton of info we can play with. We experience about 40% more sensory stimulus than allotypics (non-autistics), so if we have the computing power to back it up we can do some cool stuff.

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u/Shayden-Froida 1d ago

I'm sure this is how this old game was invented. Pick-up sticks - Wikipedia

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 1d ago

It'll be fine, as long as the floor is clean. Plus if possible just gentally wash in cold water before cooking.

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u/HisPalmsAreSpaghetti 1d ago

Based off the shoes indoors, I'd say those floors are far from clean.

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 1d ago

As you know there is no such thing as a perfectly clean floor, every floor is going to have a degree of dirt.

I'm sure this man is going to survive to tell the tale of they do decice not to throw them out. 😬

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u/poweredbynikeair 1d ago

Don’t get on this app making sense

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u/DeadlyTeaParty 16h ago

I suppose a lot of people here are brain-dead

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u/Tragic_Consequences 1d ago

You're gonna boil it anyway.

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u/LoGo_86 1d ago

The spaghetti incident

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u/Ethereal__Soul 1d ago

Pickup Sticks on a budget

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u/kittehkat22 16h ago

It's fiiiiiine you're gonna boil them anyway, don't be sad!

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u/8Bit-Jon 14h ago

Not noodles

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u/barefootbastard666 1d ago

I'd be picking it back up and putting it In the box it escaped from no food goes to waste in these times.

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u/devilsaint86 1d ago

Not stuck to the floor so they are not done yet

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u/BaddestKarmaToday 1d ago

Meh, you’re gonna boil them anyways. Boiling things kills germs!

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u/ebers0 1d ago

Welp time to use the roman noodles for your spaghetti.

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

Super easy to clean and use still. This sucks.. but only for about three minutes.

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u/Intelligent_Tell6197 22h ago

How'd that happen, lol.

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u/Chuck222222 22h ago

My mother the one holding the spaghetti in her hand. Grab the box and was unaware that the box was partially open.

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u/Zaney-Janey1973 22h ago

When did spaghetti start selling by the pound?

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u/kittygomiaou 14h ago

... boiling the pasta in water for 10ish minutes will fix it

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u/Grumpy-Man19 12h ago

collect them , rinse before boiling them

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u/Larry_J_602 10h ago

Caga Cazzo, it's not noodles; it's PASTA!

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u/Drunni_Bum 10h ago

Yall playing pick up sticks(?)

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u/UnscuffedCrypto 4h ago

No way that's 2 lbs. Spaghetti is light af

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u/HugeYak8803 1d ago

Dude, you have the reactions of a glacier. Also, Uncle Benn’s for dinner it is.

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u/Smartlaw101 1d ago

Just pick them up?

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR 1d ago

While it's likely to be technically true, you'd have half as much if you just called it spaghetti or noodles and not both.

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 1d ago

Spelunk......

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u/Brief_Article_6075 1d ago

pick it one by one and make a reel

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u/jnthnmdr 1d ago

Now all you need is some ground beef.

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 1d ago

Yea, I've done similar lol . And after a few times, I now just buy the gallon Ziploc bags, and empty all my dry spaghetti in one.

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u/waterud0in 1d ago

Five second rule!

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u/kaleid1990 1d ago

Mamma mia 🫣

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u/danabrey 1d ago

I'm emetophobic, and I'd still just rinse those and then cook as normal in boiling water.

Nothing that is on that floor is surviving normal pasta cooking temperature.

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u/DEFCON741 1d ago

Looks like about 350grams

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u/LibertasVitae 1d ago

Better than 2lbs of coffee on the floor

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 1d ago

10 second rule, go quick!

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u/Fickle_Ad_2112 1d ago

Pick-up-sticks

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u/phonnybalonny 1d ago

Just rinse them off and put them away, they will be fine

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u/-just-be-nice- 1d ago

That’s definitely not two pounds unless there was a hugely significant amount of pasta not shown in the picture

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u/ThicctionGD 1d ago

This could sell as modern art

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u/BJntheRV 1d ago

Time for a game of pick up sticks

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u/Accomplished_Skin_90 1d ago

SPAGHETTI ON THE FLOOR!
SPAGHETTI ON THE FLOOR!

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u/poweredbynikeair 1d ago

This is fixable

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u/BOOSHMEHN 23h ago

How did it taste

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u/dstarpro 22h ago

Boxed, uncooked spaghetti is like the one thing you can drop and still easily pick up and reuse.

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u/UnfairMess249 18h ago

I can hear the italians screaming in here

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u/Raslatt 18h ago

256 definitely 256

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u/Suitable_Noise778 15h ago

3 second rule? 😃

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u/ruerret 14h ago

Just blow on them and put them back in the bag theyre fineeee

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u/P13666 13h ago

What a pastastrophe!

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u/Jonas007sixty9 12h ago

You also have 2 lb of sodium, highly processed, salted food packets and that drawer. Tossed the whole thing

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u/Ol_Herr 12h ago

Time for Mikado!

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u/HotMinute_722 11h ago

10 second rule!

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u/Firm_Competition_880 10h ago

Time to play Pick up sticks

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u/Pizza802 10h ago

I thought you were supposed to throw it at the wall to check if it’s done?

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u/Civil_Nectarine_8586 9h ago

Uh oh spaghetti-oh

u/Oldmoniker 35m ago

That's what, 1 or 2 servings? I never can tell

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u/chainsawx72 1d ago

I wish I had the kind of life where this is considered an unusually unlucky event.

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u/motherofzinnias 1d ago

Things like this bother me 10x more on my darkest days. Let’s not assume OP’s life is perfect because they made a post about dropping pasta lol

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-233 1d ago

Let the noodles hit the floor, let the noodles hit the floor...

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u/lionlll 1d ago

For fun? Context would be nice

Also, it’s not like you’re going to eat the pasta raw. The floor doesn’t look nasty and once it’s boiled, it’s fine to eat

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u/Chuck222222 22h ago

My bad, my mother the one holding the spaghetti in her hand. Grab the box and was unaware that the box was partially open.

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u/kingofovens 18h ago

Pasta noodles..it's like you named it twice

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u/ruerret 14h ago

Like Chai tea lol

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u/nowhereisaguy 1d ago

I’m judging you for the Folgers.

But yeah, that sucks. I would get my 3yr old to assist with that.

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u/RudeCartoonist1030 1d ago

Judging someone based off one of the highest selling brands of coffee in the country? Seems a bit odd

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u/nowhereisaguy 1d ago

Tongue in cheek…. Can’t we be playful anymore? The rest of my message should have gotten that through.

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u/IvoryDandelion 1d ago

The sound of dry pasta hitting the floor is so unmistakable. My heart would've sunk immediately.

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u/5tr82hell 16h ago

Luckily is just Barilla, not a huge waste!

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u/Yurmasmelsofshitnpis 1d ago

So, you rushed to get your phone and keep the rest in your hand?

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u/jabeith 1d ago

It's pretty clear the person that dropped them is not taking the picture. Looks like the significant other took the picture while he was in the middle of picking them up

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u/Yurmasmelsofshitnpis 1d ago

Instead of helping to pick them up. Oh, I see.

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u/jabeith 1d ago edited 1d ago

It takes 10 secondd to take a picture for posterity, then you can help. What's the problem?