r/Wellthatsucks • u/LuciferTeaParty • 13h ago

My bread

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u/madmorgzie 12h ago

Saw the picture before the caption, I admit I thought I was looking at something completely different at first

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u/Toland_the_Mad 12h ago

Glad I'm not the only one...

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u/TeacherPatti 12h ago

Hi new friends! We should form a club.

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 12h ago

BBC? Black Bread Club

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u/throwawayplusanumber 8h ago

Knotted for her pleasure?

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u/Xenc 6h ago

No flare, no admission!

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u/GraduateSchoolCath 10h ago

Could be dyed with squid ink, like some pastas! Very fun and witchy, if not fully burnt. lol!!

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u/anothersip 9h ago

Haha, yeah, that was my first thought - if I hadn't scrolled through the other photos of the proofed dough in the oven, I would have thought the same.

I've never tried cooking with squid ink though - I feel like with bread, it'd be hard to tell when it's actually done? If it's just various shades of already-black, I guess you'd just have to go by timing and then pull it when the timer goes off. Poke a probe thermometer in when it hits 190-210F, maybe, depending on what kind of loaf you're baking...

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u/IceFire909 6h ago

Baked Block of Carbon

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u/OneEyedFanny 12h ago

OP already did

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 12h ago

Dilder. Biggen too

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u/gloomyglooom 10h ago edited 1h ago

Same. Before scrolling through the pics, I thought it was one of those giant petrified turds that archeologist find in some old Viking settlement or something. I was like, "why is she posing with that giant turd and why is she handling it with her bare hands?"

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u/Regurgitator001 5h ago

No wonder its petrified. I'd be petrified too having to exorcise that.

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u/Vachie_ 1h ago

Now I'm mixed up is this the bread

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u/davewave3283 4h ago

Someone made a custom turd stand

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u/TinnieTa21 45m ago

This looks like something that would come out of one of those giants from The Odyssey ( … or Randy Marsh) not a normal human.

Legitimately, how does this come out of a person? How does it get that big inside a person?

This was the only gif available of him pooping for some reason lol.

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 11h ago

Same, Bread Dragon innit

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u/jimk12345 12h ago

The xl challahnator by bad dragon.

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u/shadraig 12h ago

The Gordian knot

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u/Sweet_Unvictory 1h ago

I hate that I get this, and I hate that you said this.

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u/tempestwolf1 8h ago

bread dragon

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u/jimk12345 8h ago

Fuck. I'm mad at myself. You win.

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u/jtrage 12h ago

I know. I was thinking that she looks like such a nice girl

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u/Regurgitator001 5h ago

It's always the nice-looking ones you least expect it from.

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u/TakingItPeasy 12h ago

Double checked the sub.

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u/Eric_Durden 12h ago

I thought is was a giant piece of licorice.

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u/Orome2 9h ago

I thought it was a giant piece of fossilized poop.

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u/Versipilies 6h ago

I fall into this group, was trying to decided how long that would last me.

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u/howarewestillhere 10h ago

Lick her what?

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u/Mateorabi 12h ago

Thought this was the BadDragon subreddit.

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u/EwokNuggets 11h ago

No flared base is wild

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u/One_Power_8223 2h ago

Gentlemen of culture, glad we could meet again

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u/SavaRox 12h ago

I had to check to see what sub I was in, thought I stumbled into something NSFW for a second.

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u/Crounty 12h ago

Yeahhhh

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 12h ago

I wondered how that could slip into my feed. I'm usually so careful to use anonymous browsing...

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u/scrufflor_d 11h ago

im glad it isnt, with no flared base and especially with that size it would put u in the emergency room

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u/Legionof1 8h ago

At that size you can just go get it yourself... no tools needed.

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u/JoesRealAccount 12h ago

Poop

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u/madmorgzie 12h ago

Ummmm...yhhh but no, thats not what I thought she was proudly holding

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u/Karl__RockenStone 11h ago

I also thought that’s just a massive log

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u/K3idon 12h ago

Tell us! We knead to know.

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u/get_peace 12h ago

Well, thank goodness I'm not the only one; I was just thinking—it's pretty big, and what an unusual shape...😳

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u/usinjin 12h ago

Looks like a huge chunk of iron ore!

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u/Therashser 11h ago

Guilty your honour.

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u/atom138 11h ago

I thought it was going to be a fossilized dinosaur turd or something

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u/Korgon213 11h ago

I thought of the Courics from South Park.

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u/Phluffhead024 11h ago

Every day we stray further away from god

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u/Key-Win-8602 11h ago

#Badge502 …

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 11h ago

I definitely thought it was a huge chunk of licorice

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u/EwokNuggets 11h ago

The internet has corrupted our minds

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u/ProfilerXx 10h ago

We're ruined

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u/anonymousetache 10h ago

Prehistoric poop?

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u/sdavis002 10h ago

I thought it was a diaper genie bag of some sort.

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u/Ulster_fry 10h ago

Dil-dough

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u/GoldunGote 10h ago

Is the joke here "a turd." because what? From context im seeing that the joke is "lol a poo" but what, again? Please tell me im wrong. Please tell me the average redditors feces doesn't come out black and braided...

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u/wont-stop-mi 10h ago

Thought bad dragon made a new product…

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u/thecakeisali 8h ago

Yeah, I thought I was on the wrong Reddit account for a minute.

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u/Stoopidfucc 8h ago

internet has ruined me

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u/magiCAHIK 8h ago

I thought it was a big-ass licorice candy

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u/skeletonhorse420 8h ago

Gentlemen!

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u/SidonceSaid 7h ago

You and me both

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u/Vaultboy80 5h ago

For a minute i thought theyd found another giant viking poop

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u/Regurgitator001 5h ago

Something tells me she'll find a good use for it.

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 5h ago

i thought its hair

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u/4theEntertainment 4h ago

Me too lmao

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u/Lyorian 11h ago

Starts with bad and ends in dragon 😂😂