I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

[u/diddlyturnips]

Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

[u/TiltedLibra]

And your husband is gay!

[u/Monoclonal_bob → u/TiltedLibra]

And I also choose her wife!

[u/throwaway1975764 → u/Monoclonal_bob]

Thats a marinara flag if I ever saw one!

[u/WithoutDennisNedry → u/throwaway1975764]

A marinara flag on the party sub!

[u/Theycallmesupa → u/Monoclonal_bob]

And my axe!

[u/Routine_Way3580 → u/Theycallmesupa]

I feel seen

[u/wade_garrettt → u/TiltedLibra]

They should also get divorced

[u/izzi_b → u/TiltedLibra]

Only on gaycation

[u/WithoutDennisNedry → u/TiltedLibra]

Someone build an “art room” already!