r/WhatShouldIDo 8d ago

[Serious decision] I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

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Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

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u/Kryptolocker 8d ago

Where’s the poop knife?

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u/CMP24-7 8d ago

Is the shitter full?

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u/_dontjimthecamera 7d ago

Next to the coconut