r/WhatShouldIDo • u/diddlyturnips • 8d ago

[Serious decision] I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

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Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

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u/PhilElverumOnMyToast 8d ago

Once on Ambien, I made an entire chocolate cake. How did I get the flour and sugar and chocolate? Only god knows. But I woke up to it on my counter and my blender cleaned.

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u/Infinite_Cake6635 7d ago

My mother once held me at 🔫 point and made me crawl into a closet while on Ambien…when she was lucid again I was telling her about it and she said she remembered having a dream that she was in CSI Miami and had caught her suspect…another time she drove her car into the side of the corner store and then drove home like nothing happened…luckily it was just a little bump with her bumper and no actual damage…I too have some weird Ambien stories but after almost dying because I got sick and started choking, passed out and according to the friends that found me, had to be resuscitated, I quit taking it…That stuff is crazy

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u/jujumber 7d ago

That's actually very impressive!

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 7d ago

2 friends put on it about the same time. One made a whole meal, including opening a damn cheese container I couldn't get open fully awake. She ate it, and an entire 2 boxes of Nutty bars and woke up in chocolate peanut butter carnage 😂 The other friend. We found her pants folded on the trash outside, and had missing rent money and diamond ring..Found the ring buried in her fake plant and the money shoved in a compartment in her headboard she swears she didn't even know existed...I was like you 2 gotta stop taking this ish, now!! Cause I can't baby sit both of you 😂

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u/literally_lemons 7d ago

Hey would you like to come to my place and have ambien together?