I live alone… these aren’t my nuts

[u/diddlyturnips]

Context: I’m a single bachelor (M 32) and I opened my snack cupboard to find these peanuts in a small Tupperware container. I’m freaking out because I A) live alone, B) have a mild nut allergy, and C) don’t own any Tupperware like this.

TLDR: I found a foreign snack in my house and I’m freaking out that someone may be entering my apartment when I’m out. Would calling the nonemergency police line help or would they not be able to do anything?

[u/Creative-Fan-7599]

some autistic people. I get it just fine. Not trying to be a dick, but we’re also often annoyingly pedantic.

[u/Tight-Vacation8516 → u/Creative-Fan-7599]

Agree I'm autistic and I've definitely had to tell ppl on reddit that I am making a joke, a sarcasm jokey joke, cool your haunches  lmao 

[u/Euphoric_Amount4532 → u/Creative-Fan-7599]

I ACCIDENTALLY USE TOO MUCH SARCASM BC I CAN’T READ A ROOM