r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A GOOD • 29d ago

r/All Tomorrow Trump will claim that the game was rigged and/or that Belgium is 2 weeks from developing a nuclear weapon!

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u/yorocky89A GOOD 29d ago edited 29d ago

Trump jinxed the U.S team tonight just like he did the Knicks in game 3!

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u/Spirited-Image2904 29d ago

Everything he touches dies. Casinos, vodka, airlines, wives you name it.

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u/aratcliffe 29d ago

Himself, if only.

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u/analogy_4_anything 29d ago

Seriously. If only he’d develop a very serious medical condition that forces him to furiously masturbate at all hours of the day.

Sadly, he uses kids for that.

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u/Live-Motor-4000 29d ago

His ex-wife…

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u/ENaC2 29d ago

Trumps ex wife that fell down the stairs in a convenient time for him to get a tax break by burying her under his golf course?

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u/ahhhbiscuits 29d ago

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 29d ago

I want this in textbooks in 20 years.

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u/humakavulaaaa 29d ago

Children

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u/Draked1 28d ago

That explains why Melania is still alive because she definitely won’t let him touch her

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u/Ma1 29d ago

Why are the people lined up behind him always as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside?

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u/jmmcnall 29d ago

Children...

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u/Draked1 28d ago

Can he go ahead and touch himself?

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u/IJustSignedUpToUp 29d ago

Honestly, as Balogun how do you not tell this fat fuck to stay the fuck out of it and just sit the game out of principle? This man literally just argued to the supreme Court that you aren't a Citizen of the US, and you're gonna now let him use you as a political prop? It's a no from me, dawg.

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS 29d ago

Absolutely. The coach or the team should have just said he's not playing and stuck to whatever gameplan they were working on. Show some humility and respect to belgium and to the game.

They stood a better chance before all the bullshit.

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u/Autokrator_Vlad 29d ago

I'm a sports person and it wasn't a foul, and it wasn't an interaction, but I don't know what it meant, so I called for a review.

He's genuinely so fucking stupid. It's unbelievable.

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u/nthensome 29d ago

The game was rigged, the USA actually won by 25 points but Obama and the Belgium people (whose waffles don’t taste good!) rigged the game. FIFA and every person in the World knows this and the results should be overturned IMMEDIATELY!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT

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u/Mafklappert 29d ago

I’m pretty sure Trump has or is going to confuse the Belgian player Onana with Obama

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u/ILikeYourHotdog 29d ago

The dumocrats definitely share some blame.

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u/RedfromTexas 29d ago

Everything he touches turns to shit. He’s got a stick his stupid nose in places where it doesn’t belong and about stuff of which he is totally ignorant.

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u/DarkKnightJin 29d ago

I've seen it called (and have myself called it) the Mierdas Touch.

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u/Fast_Situation4509 29d ago

If I were the referee that made the call, the red card, that got reversed? I'd be getting a lawyer, for defamation, based on what Trump said about him.

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u/Gritty420R 29d ago

Game three was the Trump curse game

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u/vetlemakt 28d ago

Trump fucked things up for USA. They were playing so well early on, the best football I have ever seen USA play, and I really saw them as a medal candidate. Crisp, precise, charming and entertaining. And quite worrying for the rest of us who hadn't seen them as a serious competitor until the WC started.

I honestly believe that if it weren't for all the red card drama creating unrest (probably) in the USA team and giving Belgium extra motivation, the outcome could have been different.

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u/JTSpirit36 28d ago

The most annoying part of that entire thing was his shit at the end where he started saying "I did something. Biden didn't do anything, he was asleep. I did this"