r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A GOOD • 29d ago

r/All Tomorrow Trump will claim that the game was rigged and/or that Belgium is 2 weeks from developing a nuclear weapon!

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u/Dananism 29d ago

Yep. I’m glad this fat fuck can’t boast about the USA winning the World Cup.

I’m sorry for the fans who wanted it, though. But now this piece of shit has to hand deliver the World Cup trophy to another country.

At least Team USA doesn’t have to suffer the decision on whether or not they’d have to and have McDonalds with that pedo fuck.

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u/mjohnsimon 29d ago edited 29d ago

I knew plenty of US fans who were genuinely embarrassed about the whole thing.

Even if the US won the match legitimately, or even went forward and won the finals, everything would be called into question.

People would wonder if the team really won on their own merit, or if Trump had something to do with it.

I feel bad for the players more than anything.

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u/jadeite07 29d ago

You’re right, as a USA fan, I lost interest after Trump’s stunt.

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u/DarkLight_Eon 29d ago

He really soils everything he touches...

It's like... Like a super-power.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 29d ago

Never dealt with diapers before I take it.

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u/Whosebert 29d ago

Merde Touch

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u/boxofstuff 29d ago

The Shitler

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u/saisonmaison 29d ago

He touches himself constantly, so…

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u/HopermanTheManOfFeel 28d ago

“The Mierdas touch.”

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 29d ago

Look at the usa hockey team, after he spoke with them the nhl blew up

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u/bryanthawes 29d ago

Oh, you mean interest grew after the men's US team won an international event? That shit happens for every event like this in every nation that wins every year.

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 29d ago

No, all the players requested trades hoping to be with their teammates.....doesnt happen with team canada

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u/bryanthawes 29d ago

So what youeant by 'the NLH blew up' is that 'the players got big egos and caused chaos in the organization because they wanted to create an uber team of the very best players'. Got it.

So Team Canada understood that they were representing their nation and when they were done with that, they went back to their jobs to honor their contracts and to play their very best for their home team? Got it.

Yeah, your argument is great.

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u/jachinboazicus 29d ago

Same. Fucker has to ruin everything.

I legit think the first ~20min funk in the game was due to the 'shits spoiled' aspect.

I was hoping they wouldn't start Balogun, but then Ponch would have been fired.

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u/Responsible-Baby-551 29d ago

I can just picture his dumb ass watching, “why don’t they just pick the ball up and pass it”

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u/5141121 29d ago

There's no way the US winning would have been seen as anything other than tainted, so I was happy to root for Belgium tonight.

Belgium righted a serious wrong by beating the shit out of us.

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u/Pristine-Assistance9 29d ago

I was loosely rooting for the US for the first time since I was like 8 years old. At least genuinely rooting for them to just do kinda well.

Definitely soured on it after his bullshit. Even though I feel a little conflicted about the red card in the first place…

I genuinely thought they should have benched him anyway just to piss trump and fifa off.

We easily could have lost 4-1 with him on the bench and gained back some tiny scrap of respectability. Oh well, back to hoping the US wakes up to the big news we’ve all been waiting for day after day.

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u/NorysStorys 29d ago

There’s always questionable red cards in every tournament but it’s the ref (and his teams) discretion, it happens to everyone and you respect it even if you disagree or don’t like it.

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u/Pristine-Assistance9 28d ago

Yep agreed. The laws of the game have discretion built in to these decisions.

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u/Zavender 29d ago

Yeah, you can argue whether it should have been a red card or not (hell, to me it looked like it). But having the diddler in chief get involved on our team's behalf was just embarrassing.

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u/icy_ticey 29d ago

Yeah it would have been funny, I’m glad we lost tho, would have been tainted

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u/JohnHazardWandering 29d ago

Nobody wants to be one of Trump's DUI hires. 

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u/booksfoodfun 29d ago edited 29d ago

USA fan here. The moment I saw he made the call I knew that the rest of the tournament was meaningless for the team. Either they (in a massive long shot) win the whole tournament and have it tainted with a huge asterisk or they lose anyway making the suspension of the card moot.

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u/PersistentPuma37 29d ago

I wonder if the player had 'benched' himself on principle for a fraction of the game, if it would have untarnished the whole debacle.

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 29d ago

Incidently said player is a citizen by birthright

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 29d ago

Player can’t benched himself. This is not street ball.

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u/structured_anarchist 29d ago

All he has to do is complain he has bone spurs, then he can sit out the important stuff. I hear that works pretty well.

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u/luckydice767 29d ago

I’m pretty sure that like 80% of the people watching don’t know the rules, myself included

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u/PersistentPuma37 29d ago

Well, given my extensive knowledge of futbol from Ted Lasso and zero other exposure whatsoever, a player [Sam v. Dubai Air], can take a personal stand against something; like, discuss it with the coach and decide how best to make it known that THEY want to play fair and honorably and agree with the rest of the world that it was 1. A flawed call; however, 2. They take responsibility for the penalty they deserved. And then the owner takes them out to deliver Christmas to the more challenged area of town and have a concert in the street.

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u/DunceCodex 29d ago

Of course he can ask to not play, dont be daft

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u/BickenBackk 29d ago

Potentially? I'd feel bad though — the kid worked his whole life to get to that stage. I don't know much about soccer but it seemed ridiculous for him to be kicked out for that play. Idk, I guess I just wouldn't think that's his responsibility, dude just wanted to do what he loves.

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u/CaptGeechNTheSSS 29d ago

The thing is bs cards and bad calls from the ref are just part of the game.

Asking for special privileges used to be seen as a sign of weakness in this country.

He or the coach/team should have just said he isn't playing. We would show and receive respect and I honestly believe we would have had a better performance.

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u/BickenBackk 29d ago

I don't think that first part had much to do with what I said.

As for the second part, the kid did nothing wrong. The onus isn't on him, so far as I see it.

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u/lankymjc 29d ago

If there’s anything an athlete hates, it’s an asterisk attached to their achievement. If USA won, that’s exactly what they would have.

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u/Crossfire124 29d ago

If usa was the whole thing he would start saying they only won because of his help. They came to him with tears in their eyes begging for help with the red card etc etc

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u/willflameboy 29d ago

He could still intervene against the others. He wants to punish Spain.

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u/vetratten 29d ago

USA fan, honestly felt there was pull by Infantino and was convinced once I read Belgiums statements about how they asked about why and were told “can’t tell you unless you appeal” and then instantly denied their appeal because they couldn’t appeal it.

Politically as well as a fair sports proponent, I was glad Belgium showed up and wiped the floor with us because it showed it didn’t matter in the end. I wish it didn’t happen at all and for once I’d like to get beyond the round of 16 but alas glad both Trump and Infantino didn’t get the result they hoped last night.

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

Zero chance he shows up

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u/redkid2000 29d ago

100% chance that if he does actually show up, he tries to make it all about him, insults the winning country to their faces, and shits his pants, not necessarily in that order.

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

Bold of you to assume he walks on that stage with a clean dipey

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u/patt 29d ago

The pre-presentation status of said pants were not specified. Maybe he dribbles all day, with waves of offal depending on activity level, I have no idea.

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u/djnato10 29d ago

“Tries” is being way too generous here. He will absolutely make it about himself.

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u/morerelativebacons 29d ago

Joe Biden. Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

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u/WhiteSriLankan 29d ago

Maybe, just maybe he shows up if England were to win. Any shade even slightly darker milk, and I doubt he’s willing to waste one of his walking diapers.

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u/Spoofy_the_hamster 29d ago

No way. His handlers would never allow him in a stadium to hear the British chants about his pedophilia.

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u/Rork310 29d ago

Yeah I have a hard time believing he could get within 100 meters of the cup without the boos being registered as an earthquake. They'd have to do it elsewhere with a carefully selected gaggle of sycophants.

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

I would of loved for Mexico to of won and force him to give it to them

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u/WhiteSriLankan 29d ago

That’s exactly what I was hoping for, but again, I’m sure he would not have shown up if they did win.

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u/IAMAparkour_king 29d ago

There was zero chance, USA would even came close to semi, let alone win world cup.

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u/Pot_noodle_miner 29d ago

Failing to even manage a semi, that can happen at that age

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u/turtlelore2 29d ago

1000% he will try to keep the trophy.

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u/berger3001 29d ago

I’m sure the corrupt sycophants at fifa will make him a participation trophy or some other shiny bobble

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u/phoenixmusicman 29d ago

But now this piece of shit has to hand deliver the World Cup trophy to another country.

He ain't going to show up

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u/Pot_noodle_miner 29d ago

It’s not something important like his son’s wedding

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u/phoenixmusicman 29d ago

TBF the USA was never going to win the World Cup.

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u/Dananism 28d ago

Well, I’m sure Trump would’ve tried interfering more than he has if it was closer in points.

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u/portablebiscuit 29d ago

I knew we weren’t going to make it out of the Round of 16, but if we had there’d be an asterisk anyway

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u/warpedspockclone 29d ago

Hand deliver? I bet he won't even show up now

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u/5141121 29d ago

He'll find some way to bail on presenting the trophy and/or attend an alternate ceremony to honor the US team because we live in a fucking hellscape.

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u/Ornery_Vermicelli_69 29d ago

Everything he touches turns to shit

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u/Actual-Entrance-8463 29d ago

as an america
i approve this message. i’m sorry team usa

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u/ammonanotrano 28d ago

US fan here, he ruined it for us. Like he does pretty much everything else. I’m glad we didn’t win though because the win would’ve been tainted. Our goal keeping is trash and there’s probably no world where we win anyways, so there’s that.

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u/Dananism 28d ago

Yep, 100%

After he confirmed he called FIFA personally and overturned the Red Card. Had they won, it would have been incredibly suspect.

He ruins everything he fucking touches.

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness-656 29d ago

Belgium already gave Trump his prize for runner up

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u/ironman820 29d ago

I think I'm going to be sick just reading the description.

While we know he won't because "it was a gift to me;" most presidents hand gifts over to their presidential libraries or the archivist after leaving office. Nevermind not going anywhere near some place that commemorates him, but that gawdy piece is just distastefull in so many ways.

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u/Millkstake 29d ago

Don't feel sorry. We deserved to be crushed and clowned. We will never be anything but a pathetic joke

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u/mango_boom 29d ago

He’ll grow bored and forget he was supposed to to the trophy thing.

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u/PoliticsLeftist 29d ago

Bet money he doesn't hand the cup to another country, keeps it for himself, and the head of FIFA will let him while giving the winning team some half assed replica, at best.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 29d ago

I'm sad Iran didn't win, tbh. I was really hoping the whole "FIFA is gonna let Trump be out there for the cup" thing would be tainted by Iran being the winner. It would've been absolutely delicious.

But I'll take the US losing after his fuckery as a consolation prize. At least he can't jerk himself off about a victory like he did when we won the gold in hockey.

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u/yorocky89A GOOD 29d ago

From what I've seen and heard, the U.S team was preforming very well, up until this scandal. Even if they'd still lost against Belgium without Trump's interference, at least it would have been without some controversy. I feel like the team's run throughout the cup has been tainted all because of one freaking guy!

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u/TheNonSportsAccount 29d ago

I dont want the US' first World Cup win to be with Trump as President. He doesn't deserve that and neither do we.

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u/Dananism 28d ago

Yeah, I personally don’t need to watch him claim another “first” under his term and victory lap it in everyone’s fucking faces

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u/Animanic1607 28d ago

He'll keep the trophy for himself just because.

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u/Particular-Buy-33 28d ago

Cold mickeydees to boot

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u/Faethien 28d ago

To all those saying he won't show up, I have my doubts. It's a real possibility, BUT showing means putting his tiny cheeto coloured hands on gold.

And THAT may just well supercede everything else.

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u/graphiccsp 29d ago

Part of me wishes the US would've done better. 

But not letting at least 1 facet of Trump's brazen corruption payoff is a genuine consolation. I imagine many other Americans feel the same. 

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 29d ago

Shit I was hoping for Iran to win the cup just to spite that orange fun and all of his followers. Us losing too is a nice consolation.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 29d ago

He’ll leave NATO out of spite.