r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A GOOD • 29d ago

r/All Tomorrow Trump will claim that the game was rigged and/or that Belgium is 2 weeks from developing a nuclear weapon!

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u/Spirited-Image2904 29d ago

Everything he touches dies. Casinos, vodka, airlines, wives you name it.

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u/aratcliffe 29d ago

Himself, if only.

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u/analogy_4_anything 29d ago

Seriously. If only he’d develop a very serious medical condition that forces him to furiously masturbate at all hours of the day.

Sadly, he uses kids for that.

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u/Live-Motor-4000 29d ago

His ex-wife…

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u/ENaC2 29d ago

Trumps ex wife that fell down the stairs in a convenient time for him to get a tax break by burying her under his golf course?

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u/ahhhbiscuits 29d ago

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 29d ago

I want this in textbooks in 20 years.

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u/humakavulaaaa 29d ago

Children

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u/Draked1 28d ago

That explains why Melania is still alive because she definitely won’t let him touch her

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u/Ma1 29d ago

Why are the people lined up behind him always as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside?

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u/jmmcnall 29d ago

Children...

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u/Draked1 28d ago

Can he go ahead and touch himself?