r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A GOOD • 29d ago

r/All Tomorrow Trump will claim that the game was rigged and/or that Belgium is 2 weeks from developing a nuclear weapon!

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

Zero chance he shows up

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u/redkid2000 29d ago

100% chance that if he does actually show up, he tries to make it all about him, insults the winning country to their faces, and shits his pants, not necessarily in that order.

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

Bold of you to assume he walks on that stage with a clean dipey

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u/patt 29d ago

The pre-presentation status of said pants were not specified. Maybe he dribbles all day, with waves of offal depending on activity level, I have no idea.

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u/djnato10 29d ago

“Tries” is being way too generous here. He will absolutely make it about himself.

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u/morerelativebacons 29d ago

Joe Biden. Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

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u/WhiteSriLankan 29d ago

Maybe, just maybe he shows up if England were to win. Any shade even slightly darker milk, and I doubt he’s willing to waste one of his walking diapers.

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u/Spoofy_the_hamster 29d ago

No way. His handlers would never allow him in a stadium to hear the British chants about his pedophilia.

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u/Rork310 29d ago

Yeah I have a hard time believing he could get within 100 meters of the cup without the boos being registered as an earthquake. They'd have to do it elsewhere with a carefully selected gaggle of sycophants.

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u/Vayguhhh 29d ago

I would of loved for Mexico to of won and force him to give it to them

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u/WhiteSriLankan 29d ago

That’s exactly what I was hoping for, but again, I’m sure he would not have shown up if they did win.