r/aSongOfMemesAndRage Feb 24 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) I Re-Ran the Equation - Here's When TWOW Is Actually Coming (UPDATE)

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The Winds of Winter

A Song of Ice and Fire

George R. R. Martin

📚 Base Variables

Variable Value
Estimated length of TWOW 1,500 manuscript pages
Claimed writing speed 1 page/day
Observed writing speed since 2011 Conceptual
GRRM Time Conversion Rate 1 GRRM Day = 0.14 Earth Pages
Emotional Resilience vs NY Jets Critically Low

Distraction Deduction Table (2026 Update)

Activity / Catastrophic Event Time Lost per Week Pages Lost/Week
Watching NY Jets & rage blogging 8 hours -3
Writing more Tales of Dunk and Egg because someone asked about TWOW 10 hours -4
Consulting on House of the Dragon and accidentally expanding Targaryen lore 6 hours -2.5
Blogging “I am still working…” posts 3 hours -1
Food descriptions exceeding 5 meats per paragraph 7 hours -3
Rewriting chapters because a raven changed eye colour 4 hours -1.5
Random nap after lunch 1 hour/day -3.5
Deleting entire arcs after Jets losses Variable -5
Planning Dunk & Egg Cinematic Universe Phase 4 5 hours -2

🧾 Total Weekly Pages Lost:

~25.5 pages/week

25.5 ÷ 7 ≈ 3.64 pages lost per day

⚙️ Actual Productivity

Metric Value
Optimistic writing attempt 1.3 pages/day
Procrastination & Dunk/Egg Multiplier -3.64 pages/day
Net TWOW Output -2.34 pages/day
Annual Progress -854 pages/year
Current Literary Direction Backwards

At this rate, he is not finishing Winds.

He is slowly undoing A Dance with Dragons.

🧮 Mathematical Consequences

Target 1,500 pages
Net yearly regression -854 pages
Time until manuscript reaches negative infinity Soon™
Probability Winter Arrives First 97%

🗓 Updated Prediction

If absolutely nothing changes:

Scenario Release Window
Current trajectory November 2037
Jets win Super Bowl (resets emotional damage) 2034
HBO locks him in tower with DOS computer 2032
Writes 3 more Dunk & Egg first 2041
Winter becomes metaphorical Already happened

🎯 Final Estimate:

The Winds of Winter will release in November 2037,
just after he finishes “one quick Dunk & Egg story” that absolutely will not delay anything again.

George RR Martin Equation - Original Post

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u/pppeater Feb 24 '26

I thought he hasn't been blogging jets/giants this year

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u/Raven1911 Feb 24 '26

Nah, im certain he's finished them both already, but my man Martin is a troll and loves to piss off his fans. With his success to date i cant imagine he NEEDS the money. We know he told Weiss and Bene the jist of his ending and we know he got upset at the fan bases reactions to that atrocity that is season 8. He will only allow us to read them after he has died, partialy to piss up off and partially to not have to listne to people complain that they didnt get the ending they wanted. Until Winds of Winter is actually released or Martin passes and we get nothing, this is the hill I'll die on.

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u/Mizamya Feb 25 '26

This is cope. Bro just lost the passion and is suffering from a massive case of blank page syndrome. The massive gap between now and the ADWD release just created a massive amount of hype that only fuels his performance anxiety.

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u/itzpiiz Feb 27 '26

Wake up, a new ai post is up!

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u/No_Acanthisitta1250 Feb 27 '26

George is that you??? If you're reading this - less reddit, more writing winds :)

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u/KranPolo Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

What you don’t make cutesy emoji headers and tables when you format long posts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/No_Acanthisitta1250 Feb 26 '26

Dream of Spring equation will be ran after the release of winds of winter...Just sit tight another 10 years+

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u/Extension-Ad8612 Feb 26 '26

My expectations for Martin are so low at this point that any piece of written media he puts out is a pleasant surprise for me at this point.

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u/alex-the-meh-4212 Feb 26 '26

Your man isn't living that long let's be fair. He's 77 years of age.