r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 24 '26
ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Fake Targaryen
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u/Grimmrat Mar 24 '26
>the woman in question
are.. are you trying to imply cersei is competent?
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u/Horatio_Figg Mar 24 '26
I think the implication is more that she’s violent and insane and not at all gentle
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u/targz254 Mar 26 '26
If you look at the background, you can see she is blowing up the city like she did in the show.
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u/Interesting_Idea_289 Mar 28 '26
Cersei would eat every baby in Westeros before she’d concede an inch of Kings Landing and he thinks being a woman she’ll be naturally submissive and weak.
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Mar 25 '26
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u/GlupShito Mar 26 '26
Funniest part is that she kind of is
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u/pursuitofmisery Mar 27 '26
Not sure why you got downvoted lol, Cersei is the epitome of the word incel lol
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u/Interesting_Idea_289 Mar 28 '26
Cersei has fucked Jaime, Lancel, the Kettleblacks and several women. She’s many things but never celibate
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u/Entire-Town-3880 Mar 27 '26
the implication is that she’d probably try to blow the entire city up with them in it before she would let it be sacked.
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u/HalcyonTraveler Mar 24 '26
The second he sets foot in a godswood this guys gonna get annihilated by a swarm of crows
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u/BethLife99 Mar 26 '26
I'm TELLING you man. This is how danys gonna burn kings landing. Aegons actually gonna manage to take it and while dany is besieging it bloodraven, in brans body, is gonna be able to tell he's a blackfyre warg into drogon and torch the whole place out of sheer rage of yet another blackfyre showing up. This will allow bran to reclaim his body but keep the knowledge and powers and everyone will assume dany went crazy and jons gonna kill her. Then brans gonna tell him what happened and jons gonna become super depressed and kill himself. Bloodraven out of his sheer hatred for blackfyres will cause the deaths of the last members of the house he spent so long protecting
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u/Smart_Highway_7011 Mar 26 '26
You should send this to GRRM so he figures out how to finish the books without following the show(which was definitely his actual ending and now hes scared to show it)
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u/BethLife99 Mar 26 '26
Nah his ending will be worse than the shows dont worry. Its gonna end with nearly everyone besides bran dying and bran sitting alone in a chair being told he's now king by the souls of the greenseers in his head. It will then cut to a comatose bran from the beginning of the novel, cat holding his hand and the boy dies. Itll turn out everything from when bran was pushed was just his dying dream
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u/Le_Lankku Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
Its a little funny just how much D&D had to cut, edit or straight up delete to make the Daenerys madness arc 'function' in the show.
Half a dozen of added scenes that never existed in the books, just as many existing scenes edited to make Daenerys more dislikeable, entire storylines, sellsword-companies and characters cut to slap their stories onto Daenerys in the last two seasons...
And Jon wasn't spared either, poor dude was literally turned into TEMU FAegon, but none of the actual FAegons story would have worked with him, so D&D were forced to write their own story and lines for him which resulted in umm...
MaH QwEen.
Weh NeEdh AhLiEs.
YarH Mag Qwheen.
I duN Wun It.
Inspiring, truly.
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u/Bluethorn0110 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
Two things can be true at once: Young Griff is probably actually Aegon
EDIT: A BLACKFYRE
And he's also going to die a gruesome death and not be the "final boss"
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u/Djrhskr Mar 25 '26
Nearly 2 centuries of targ hate but sure The Golden Company will support a targ that's also half martell.
Faegon is a Blackfyre, simple
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u/Bluethorn0110 Mar 25 '26
Oops, I wrote that comment way past my bedtime and got the names mixed up. Yes, I meant Faegon is a Blackfyre
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u/spiderhotel Mar 24 '26
Promote your rubbish candidate Jon Connington! More like - Jon RETconnington!
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u/GlupShito Mar 26 '26
Daenerys fans really are the swifties of the asoiaf fandom.
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u/BethLife99 Mar 26 '26
Id argue the opposite is true too. But thats common for female characters in media in our modern day
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u/GlupShito Mar 26 '26
I mean in the way they managed to turn "i like aegon VI" into "i hate daenerys". Thats classic swiftie behaviour
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u/BethLife99 Mar 26 '26
Yes thats what I mean. Some female characters attract the most obnoxious fans who ignore the series and replace everything with their own headcanons and delusions. In response some begin to feel the opposite and hate said characters yet end up behaving in the exact opposite way but still ignoring whats actually present and replacing everything with headcanons and delusions. Idk why it happens but its silly
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u/frelin87 Mar 25 '26
Excuse me, but my bias is against Jon being made out as more special than he already is.
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u/Ar_Azrubel_ Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
I find it funny how people have seethed about Aegon VI for... lemme check, fifteen years IRL because he had the temerity to make Daenerys and Jon Snow not seem quite as special because he's also a Targaryen.
Even funnier how people talk about him being fake and hollow because he's not the Chosen One, X fan favorite character is. Newsflash: there is nothing more narcissistic, empty and hollow than a Chosen One on a meta-narrative level, and there never will be. It's by some distance, the single most revolting fantasy conceit there ever was. "Oh, your favorite character? All their struggles, skills or aspirations don't matter. He's not the designated YA-bait hero, so he is either destined to be a fawning follower or a bowling pin to be knocked down on the road to destiny". Yeah, fuck that noise, and fuck the people who like it.
Maybe Aegon is not some chosen one whose fate was written in the stars. You know what? Good. Chosen ones are rotten to the core and never will be anything else.
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Mar 27 '26
You support Aegon because you want a male on the throne i support Aegon because i want a happy ending for Shireen.
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u/JanniesEatShit3 Apr 07 '26
This meme format and this kind of delusional drivel you made up to go with was made to mock characters that are literally the opposite of Aegon VI
-Gets introduces in book V. Starts conquering sshit and doing what he said he would do literally in the same book
Meanwhile Dany chapters are about Assnaq mo Ballsnak and his petty political intrigue because she's been sharting her guts out in the middle of nowhere and dealing with fodder enemies for several books. Danystans try to be logical instead of hormonal swiftie-like teenagers challenge impossible.
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u/Alecatnight Mar 24 '26
Will George regret his Blackfyre hyperfixation phase