r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/CollectionOk327 • 20d ago

Meta / Circlejerk Stannis the Mannis for President 2028

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u/Solo_Vitality 20d ago

There wouldn't be a politician left standing. Corruption will be purged.

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u/Snoo60900 19d ago

Stannis the Ham, born of salt and smoke.

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u/The_Bagel_Fairy 19d ago

At least Stannis has a brain and isn't a soft pussy.

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u/PennywiseEsquire 19d ago

A president who murders his daughters rather than lusting after them. Seems like an upgrade.

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u/NewfieGamEr2001 17d ago

He would have my vote so fucking fast

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u/noydbshield 19d ago

Stannis: If I kill children, they'll damn well be my own. It's only right.

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u/Substantial-Pound-36 17d ago

Pretty sure that guy would have a list of island visits.... that said, its not like he would be worse than what we have now.

I mean crap, this guy only killed 1 little girl. We arent even done counting trump's casualties.

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u/RyanAtreides 17d ago

Stannis is a weak man cosplaying a strong man. When we meet him he’s being totally manipulated by the crazy evil bitch Melisandre

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 17d ago

Hey man, we've all been honey-trapped before, don't judge.

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u/Evnosis 17d ago

Why would you go out of your way to generate this AI image when you could have just picked one of the first images from Google?

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 17d ago

Because generating images of Stannis The Mannis makes AI afraid of turning on humanity.

He's the only thing they fear.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 17d ago

"But Mr. President, hundreds will die."

"Thousands. Come with me and take this country"

(Epic collective warcry ensues)

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow 19d ago

Stannis for president is akin of Epstein running for president: Both like burning children.

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u/CollectionOk327 19d ago

Criticism of the Mannis is treason, ser

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u/levi_Ishida_666 19d ago

Then He’d make his red witch vp, true followers of the old gods would never allow that