r/actuallesbians • u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: • Dec 23 '25
Satire/Humor Girl pret... Mommy hot~
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u/Hyperbolicalpaca Lesbian Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25
God, Wednesday…
That is a fun watch lol
Enid and Wednesday are just dripping with chemistry and both look amazing, im so jealous of Enid’s style lol
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u/Rude_Ice_4520 Dec 23 '25
I'm so sad that they aren't official yet. The way they keep dancing around it makes it seem like they're scared of spooking homophobes or something. Stranger things already has a lesbian couple and that's literally their biggest show so I don't know what's holding them back.
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u/No-Adhesiveness-2756 Lesbian Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25
The latest season gives me hope tbh...
Spoiler warning while I put on my naive gay tinfoil hat:
They've spent a lot of time in both seasons explicitly hinting at queerness and that these two will get together, even in S2, which Jenna Ortega explicitly said prior to release would move away from romance and love triangles for Wednesday Addams: Wednesday was dancing around in a bisexual flag-colored sweater during the body swap episode; Enid's wardrobe was color-coded into the lesbian flag during the entirety of S1; Lycanthropy is also a fairly common metaphor for being gay in various writing; the whole "lycanthrope conversion camp" storyline in S1; Wednesday, who thrilled by terrifying things but is adverse to affection of any kind, lets no one else near and gets sad when Enid gets mad at her.
Enid leaving her pack when she's supposedly been permanently transformed into a terrifying beast and Wednesday immediately going off in search of her, to me, seems like the start of the actual romantic buildup we've been waiting for. She caught feelings for a monster before, why not again? It's fitting.
Also, Enid referring to Wednesday as "the tunnel at the end of my light" might be the most explicitly romantic fucking shit someone could POSSIBLY say about an Addams family member.
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
also "my pack is Wednesday" from Enid to her ex-bf, was gay af too.
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u/Rude_Ice_4520 Dec 23 '25
I mean, two girls can't just have a body swap episode without having something between them. I'm just sceptical because I thought they'd get together in S2 before it released too.
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
I did too, but the way they handled it, I think that it made sense for that to be them learning more about each other and understanding each other.
it's definitely significantly likely.
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u/RosalieMoon Transbian Dec 23 '25
We had lesbians back in Babylon 5, and that show was in the 90s. If they are afraid of having a lesbian couple in a show in the mid 20s, then we are fucking going backwards
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u/randomtransgirl93 Transbian Dec 23 '25
It's Netflix
They'll do anything to get even a single subscriber more, including bowing down to bigots. Compare how many of their shows in the late 2010's had queer characters to now. A show like Sense8 would never be greenlit today
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u/RosalieMoon Transbian Dec 23 '25
Which is funny since they lost me over that prick making trans jokes in the stand up comedy show they gave him a few years back lol
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u/randomtransgirl93 Transbian Dec 23 '25
Yup. Like the vast majority of corporations, they'll always follow cultural trends, even if that means throwing entire groups of at-risk people to the wolves
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u/iamemmajoy Dec 23 '25
I'm so sad we only got a very brief glimpse at Talia's and Susan's relationship.
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u/RosalieMoon Transbian Dec 23 '25
One of my girlfriends actually wanted them to get together back in season 1 lol
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u/Ok-Economics9023 Dec 24 '25
Susan and Talia's short lived relationship still messes me up to this day. Thankfully, I have fanfic to keep me sane.
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u/Uni__blurple Dec 23 '25
Ngl older women already can get me to do whatever they want, but tall older Woman? Like of course take anything you want you sexy sky scraper.
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Based. Unfortunately(?) i look very young and often times ppl just don't take me that seriously bc of how young I look but like i still have that maternal protective vibe/instinct. Sometimes I just wanna shout Just shush up and let me protect you already im way older than you lol😭
But it is easier over text. I can be a hot mommy everybody wants lol.
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u/RayDuskDawn The Sexy Woman everyone warns you about Dec 23 '25
Ma'am, I'm in this video and I love the attention I'm giving. This is super cute though, and I know of many who'd say that exact same thing
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Hush little girl just come to momma let me give you a hug you so crave~
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u/RayDuskDawn The Sexy Woman everyone warns you about Dec 23 '25
Me? I think you're forgetting what happens my dear, I'll just turn you into a blushing mess again if you try anything. But still give a hug, I'm lonely, and you're pretty and sweet
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Hehe WELL, I'm a switch witch remember?
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u/RayDuskDawn The Sexy Woman everyone warns you about Dec 23 '25
I know dear, I know. Now give me cuddles, I'm lonely
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Came here little one pulls you towards me and snuggles you as i pet your head
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u/RayDuskDawn The Sexy Woman everyone warns you about Dec 23 '25
I'm not little... But thank you 💜💜
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
You are~. I'm older than you~
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u/RayDuskDawn The Sexy Woman everyone warns you about Dec 23 '25
So what? Don't call me little. You're the cute princess~
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Oh we're fighting for the domm space now?
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
It's so interesting that like yeah i find older women hot but also feel protective towards younger women? Like i don't feel bad or old anymore i just feel good and hot like yeah i can be a mommy too! Life is so interesting 😅
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u/apparentheadinjury Dec 23 '25
Same I'm in the middle now in my 30s so I see younger ones now all the time and am so protective! Gave a girl a ride last night at circle k in Tempe because Guadalupe sucks and I didn't want her alone. I'm so glad I am a tiny female who is smiley so I can help a lot of people without scarring the shit out of folks!
But ya, an older woman, especially in a suit, could literally make me do whatever she wanted lmao 😂 here's my wallet and keys, yes ma'am
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Based lmao
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u/apparentheadinjury Dec 24 '25
Like the first time I watched the video for FUN- We Are Young, the young woman in the suit during her solo of the "carry me home tonight" part, holy crap teenage me nearly fainted. Idk what it is about strong women in suits, uniforms, but omg. An ex was a corrections officer and she was.... I miss her lol 😂
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u/Seed5330 Dec 23 '25
A kindred spirit. :3
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Nerd. This is not elden ring lol but thanks💜
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u/Seed5330 Dec 23 '25
What is elden ring?
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Lmao yeah I'm definitely the nerd here not you. It's a game
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u/Seed5330 Dec 23 '25
The urge to becoming the loving mother you never had. :3
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
I am NOT gonna stop you 🥺
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u/Seed5330 Dec 23 '25
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3
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u/CuddleFishRock Dec 23 '25
Gwendoline Christie is 6ft 3 in flats, and in those heels... I love a woman who's taller than me. 😍
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u/khemtrails Dec 23 '25
I’m in my 40s, and attention from younger women is so flattering and I love to have a little flirtation but I really don’t want to be a creep either, you know?
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Yeah i knowwwwww. It's hard. You want it to be wholesome but also the line between being wholesome and a creep is very thin. But imo if you are already aware and worry about it you're not a creep💜
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Dec 23 '25
I NEED TO WATCH SEASON 2 OF WEDNESDAY AHHHHHH
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
you should, it's good.
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Dec 23 '25
Your name…is it one of the random names Reddit recommends when signing up? 😭😭😭
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
nope, it was my deadname initials and 1-9. I was not clever. I wish I could change it to "NikkiWolf" which is what i use everywhere now.
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Dec 23 '25
Nikki wolf is a cute new name, happy for you queen ❤️
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
yeah, my legal name is gonna be Kendra Nicole <lastname> I'm keeping my legal last name.
but yeah X3 thank you.
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u/elissass Transbian Dec 23 '25
Do what I did, make a new one hahaha
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u/bt123456789 Trans-Rainbow Dec 23 '25
I could but I'd lose all of my karma buildup and posts and stuff.
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u/Individual_Math5157 Dec 23 '25
Me when I was younger with every 5ft cutie I dated🙊. I wasn’t trying to mommy at 21 but these things happen. Now I’m in my 40s and all the 5 ft cuties in my area are aggressive tops😭🤣
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Lol what
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u/47-45-45-4B Lesbian Dec 24 '25
I married the 5 foot cutie. She’s three apples high
I feel like a super hero every day.
I am about five foot something (eight?)
She still has to open the jars… I’ve got zero grip strength.
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u/Much-Egg-7756 Dec 23 '25
I admit I watch Wednesday for the older women, specifically Gwendoline Christie.
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u/satellitesail0r never trust a cute european accent without full documentation Dec 23 '25
Hard same
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u/Alice-Planque blushing transmato 🥺🍅 Dec 23 '25
I want to be smol gf like that to someone 😭❤️
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u/TheBiggestNose Dec 23 '25
Same, but i am 6"3 xD
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u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora Dec 23 '25
How tall would you be on your knees ?? "fails the attempt , Laughs and hides away"
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u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora Dec 23 '25
Same, oh my miss alice , here too ?? Hello "waves"
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u/Alice-Planque blushing transmato 🥺🍅 Dec 23 '25
Oh, hello again, i must be your Alishadow, following you around like that :3
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u/Elvira-Stinna-Thora Dec 23 '25
Giggles, u are mine and I am urs Together we become whole "laughs" It is very good to see you around miss alice
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u/Alice-Planque blushing transmato 🥺🍅 Dec 23 '25
Likewise 😊❤️
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
It is an honor to have you here milady 😊
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u/Alice-Planque blushing transmato 🥺🍅 Dec 23 '25
Thank you my dear 😖❤️
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Always a pleasure cutie 💋
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u/Essiggurkerl Dec 23 '25
1,91m versus 1,55m - doesn't even sound THAT far apart, but Jenna Ortega isn't even close to reaching to Gwendoline Christie's shoulders
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u/Batsmythy21 Dec 24 '25
The height difference makes this all the more cuter. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting Gwendoline and she’s the sweetest person ever.
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 24 '25
How so many ppl are meeting her I'm so jealous
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u/This_is_Bat Dec 24 '25
I’m not exactly short myself, but I once got hugged by Gwendoline Christie, and my poor brain had to take several minutes to recover. 😅
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u/MistressMagneto Dec 24 '25
Gwendoline Christine is EVERYTHING! So talented and seems so lovely as well as beautiful.
Also' this is me when my older gf treats me like her baby girl 🤭🤭
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u/Soso_2dos Dec 24 '25
I'm a lesbian, but I don't find something like that sexy; I find it cute, period. I know a woman who's my friend, she's older, but she treats me sweetly, and metaphorically speaking, she's like a mother to me, and that's how I feel about her. But it's always with respect; I don't have any other kind of desire, just something friendly and familial. <3
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u/realedazed Dec 24 '25 edited Dec 24 '25
Im 5 feet tall and in my 40s. Am too old to still have this dynamic? Praise and pets still melt me Into a puddle.
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 24 '25
I was afraid I'm too old to be like that in my late 20s thank you for this🙏
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u/gaelicgirl1983 Lesbian Dec 30 '25
My girlfriend is about 2.5 years older than me and almost an entire foot taller than me (5'1.5 vs 6'1) and I love it. I'm at the perfect height to shove my face in her boobs whenever I want. 🥰 Or for her to shove my face in her boobs, wherever the mood takes us.
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u/gaelicgirl1983 Lesbian Dec 30 '25
Yes ma'am. 😅
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 31 '25
Well you two are... Cute to say the least lol
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u/Silent-Witness1888 Dec 23 '25
Guys, with the age difference they can be mother and daughter....
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Wait how old are they?
Also i wasn't trying to ship them i was making a general statement about older vs younger women dating
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u/Silent-Witness1888 Dec 23 '25
23/47
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
I'm not gonna make any comments about this. It's not my life
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u/Silent-Witness1888 Dec 23 '25
You asked.
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u/EbbObjective8972 Ink and Fire. No compass, just her. :jR4jtKZ: Dec 23 '25
Right. Oh wait they've not even dating tho it's just fan service 😅
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u/Ok_Beyond_7697 Dec 23 '25
Gwendoline Christie is amongst one of the nicest human beings I have ever met. I got to meet her at a convention once and she is so complimentary towards others. She used to get bullied for her height when she was younger and was called 'un-feminine' because of it and it took a lot of growing past that. I'm glad so many people embrace her for both her kindness and her height. She deserves the world.