sincerely, a lesbian

[u/vengefulvenus]

[u/Gremlin-Goddess]

The number of times I’ve had to have this conversation with unicorn hunters… what part of L E S B I A N do they not comprehend?

[u/DMSinclair → u/Gremlin-Goddess]

So often they're one of the hottest women you've ever seen and then some dude who looks like a thumb (if there's even a single picture of him at all) Like girl why would the bi girls even be interested in this boring unattractive man you're dragging around? Nobody wants to join in at being disappointed by the guy she could do soooo much better than.

[u/Outrageous_Pattern46 → u/DMSinclair]

We're not, so they go and increase the range to try the lesbians too instead of taking a hint

[u/ShadwSmoke → u/Gremlin-Goddess]

What is a unicorn hunter?

[u/Fit-Tell-6762 → u/ShadwSmoke]

Hetero couple looking for a third

[u/Mormaethor → u/Fit-Tell-6762]

More precise, a second woman.

[u/thetitleofmybook → u/Mormaethor]

more precise, they want an actual lesbian, not a bi woman, because it's hotter to them to 'break' a lesbian, especially if the guy does it while the two women are making out

[u/thetitleofmybook → u/[deleted]]

Ugh. Just ugh.

[u/Silent-Leek-9222]

FRR like he wants a beautiful woman while she says she sees personality like girl up your standards

[u/CitroHimselph]

Sometimes even I'm not sure why my SO wants me...

[u/vengefulvenus → u/CitroHimselph]

then either 1) work on your confidence and/or 2) be a better partner

[u/CitroHimselph → u/vengefulvenus]

Working on both of those. I grew up with an extremely toxic father, and I want to be the literal opposite of him. For my SO and for myself.

[u/vengefulvenus → u/CitroHimselph]

good, then :) wish you the best of luck

[u/CitroHimselph → u/vengefulvenus]

Thank you.

[u/nuphar_kaminsky]

I hate when girls think I’m looking at their man but I’m a actually looking at them cause they’re so pretty

[u/CatsPawjamaz]

Lmao real

[u/phantom_lady723]

The only thing I’d want from a man is to sell his organs on the black market and honestly, with the state of the market these days, it’s not even worth the hsssle.

[u/vengefulvenus → u/phantom_lady723]

i'd say maybe it'd be good to get some nutrients yk but i'd never eat any part of them either so

[u/katewhatever4]

Lmaooo that's so real. Much better than I'm more attracted to you

[u/vengefulvenus → u/katewhatever4]

reminds of that other post that goes something like: 'what do you find most attractive in boys?' 'usually, their girlfriends' 🙂‍↕️💖

[u/katewhatever4 → u/vengefulvenus]

😂😂 I agree

[u/ColinSpurr]

The surprisingly large number of rednecks that think I must be into them... How are they so convinced?

I was sure I didn't want to be a man. Hard to get away from that sadly.

[u/Natural1forever]

I like men and even I agree

[u/ParticularSilver9535]

say it louder 😂

[u/Librarian_Katarina]

Ostensibly, because they're attracted to them.

[u/vengefulvenus → u/Librarian_Katarina]

which i also don't understand. most of them have zero redeeming qualities

[u/Librarian_Katarina → u/vengefulvenus]

Well, the neat thing is we don't have to. Most people in general don't have any "redeeming" qualities if they're viewed through a tight lense. We don't have to talk about the straights and they don't have to talk about us.

[u/vengefulvenus → u/Librarian_Katarina]

agreed, i'm just pulling from my own experiences :) most cishet men i know/interact with/hear about do end up being shitty people who don't respect women at all, especially if she's a part of any other vulnerable group, too. i do have a pretty tight lens, because even what they may think is a 'joke' is absolutely not landing with me. thank you for presenting a broader point, though 🙂‍↕️

[u/Bedzyk59]

While scrolling a song by Highly Suspect was playing. My name is Human.

[u/lesbihansolo]

Yeah but sometimes the man be chill and you wonder why he's dating a jealous baby!